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Earlier:

Me: Hey, I haven't gotten sick while here yet!
Karma: Eh heh heh heh heh....

Now:

Me: Worst... sick... ever...

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/whitepeoplelike/

An animated geographical history of some major religions.


Pity it's not transparent/shaded to indicate overlap, especially toward the end.

(taken from this post)

And, for something completely different, this is just wrong...


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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

A: To get to the other... uh...

(taken from here)

Bonus (even worse):

ex and k are walking down a city street.
"Oh no," says k, "there's a differential operator coming. I'm a constant: if he differentiates me, there'll be nothing left!"
"Ah," says ex, "he won't bother me. Watch this!"
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Our dining table & chairs have nothing on them.

I believe this is a first for 2007.

I'd take a photo, but I'm just a bit tired.

Oh, and the con was pretty good, too. I'm sure Saffy will make a long post once she recovers.

Good: magnet magnet
Bad: magnet finger magnet
Ugly: magnet magnet magnet   finger   magnet magnet magnet

Update: Oh, good, I've already broken two three (damn, they're brittle) of them.

You may be a programmer if someone requests a list of groceries over the phone, and you think "I need a hash of this so as not to forget anything."

Either I'm losing my sanity in my old age, or this is one of the funniest things ever.


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There's been an ad running on TV for a home pregnancy test (youtube link), the end of which quoth "Without a doubt, it is the most sophisticated piece of technology... you will ever pee on."

...

My first thought: "Is that... a challenge?"

(And I looked at my computer, and my computer learned fear.)