An incredible thing happened
I've recovered from hospital, though I found it weird that every night they severely drugged me, and then in the morning I kept waking up with a pain in my ass. I checked it, stretch marks, odd. But this incredible thing happened today. I woke up at night, and what did I see? A huge fecking willy levitating above my bed!
DKJ: Who are you lol?
Willy: I am the great Wise Willy.
DKJ: Amazing. Just how wise are you?
Wise Willy: Extremely, I've existed for a long time. Do you see all these wrinkles on my ballsacks? Each one represents a year of age.
DKJ: Wow there's so many.
Wise Willy: Yes, there's a whole millenium of wrinkles here. My semen has also greatly matured over the years. Thicker than glue and super sweet.
DKJ: How sweet?
Wise Willy: Sweeter than honey.
DKJ: Can I have a taste?
Wise Willy: Maybe when we have enough time to wait an hour for it to ooze out, but that's not what I'm here for.
DKJ: K wait, could you just levitate a bit higher, your ballbags are drooping down and crushing me.
Wise Willy: Ah sorry, so, you cannot stay here, something is awakening and I must take you on a journey. You don't know it yet, but your willy has more hidden power than you could ever imagine.
DKJ: Cool.
Wise Willy: Hot actually, semen is quite hot, you will realize that in time. I can't tell you much at the moment, the Hulkaminions are currently gathering information.
DKJ: You're kidding?
Wise Willy: No, those useless bastards do nothing but flex half-naked and disturbingly kill non-straight pedo's in a homo-erotic manner. In fact, I once walked in on them and naked Mr T had a naked man on the floor with his gold chains tied around the man's neck like a dog, and his pelvis was pressed against the man's botto-
DKJ: Ok that's enough heheh.
Wise Willy: So are you ready?
DKJ: Err don't know if I wanna go.
Wise Willy: You can't stay here, soon F-4 Fighter Willys will be flying here to Cum Bomb the hell out of this place.
DKJ: Shit.
Wise Willy: Thick shit if you ask me.
DKJ: Pfft, well then, let's roll!
*Both dive through the window and land on this man's crotch*
Man: My cock, I can't feel it!
DKJ: Uhhh it's sticking out from your head with it's three ballbags.
Man: It is? Whew, just where it always is. Couldn't feel it for a brief second. *Walks off*
Wise Willy: I wish I had a willy.
DKJ: But you are one silly.
Wise Willy: Oh yeah, it's hard to notice the bleeding beneath the sacks sometimes. Still, it would make masturbating easier.
DKJ: How do you wank then?
Wise Willy: I go through a car wash.
DKJ: Sounds like fun.
Wise Willy: Indeed, but let's get a move on. First I'll prepare the road for crossing safely. *Grabs a baby from it's pram and chucks it on the road where it gets squashed by a van, causing a pile up*
DKJ: ...
Wise Willy: ...
DKJ: Thinking what I'm thinking?
Wise Willy: Let's do it.
DKJ: *Looks but doesn't see baby's corpse*. Looks like someone already took it for their pleasure. *Sees cardboard box running off*. Solid Snake? Nah.
Policeman: That's sick.
Wise Willy: Oh dear.
Policeman: If it's dead then you won't be able to hear it scream.
DKJ: I'm turned off, gone really limp.
Wise Willy: Me too, I can't see you because my head's on the floor.
Policeman: You see it's people like you who give the police a hard time. Why cant you just rip off you pants, get a hard one and a splintered wooden dildo and run into an old people's home giving them huge pleasure and heart attacks causing them to die meaning you can then stick a chainsaw up their asses ripping them open allowing for mass homo gangbangs and then quickly cumming in their ear to give them a safe journey to the other side!? WHY!? *Rips out his eyes then rips off his balls and sticks them in his eye sockets, pulls off his willy and jams it through his neck* *Dies*. Wait wait, *Takes out willy from neck and sticks it up his ass*, ooooohhhhh yeeeesssssss. *Dies again*
DKJ: k then let's move on.
Wise Willy: You know, we could use some money, maybe the policeman has some.
DKJ: Lemme check. *Can't see him*. Damn, looks like someone else has already nabbed his corpse, pretty fast buggers.
Wise Willy: Oh well let us be on our way. We shall head North to Willyville.
DKJ: I love you willy.
Wise Willy: I love you too.
DKJ: *Smiles*
Wise Willy: *Ejaculates*
Well, looks like my adventure has begun. Who knows what willyfied stuff awaits me. Omg boner!
DKJ: Who are you lol?
Willy: I am the great Wise Willy.
DKJ: Amazing. Just how wise are you?
Wise Willy: Extremely, I've existed for a long time. Do you see all these wrinkles on my ballsacks? Each one represents a year of age.
DKJ: Wow there's so many.
Wise Willy: Yes, there's a whole millenium of wrinkles here. My semen has also greatly matured over the years. Thicker than glue and super sweet.
DKJ: How sweet?
Wise Willy: Sweeter than honey.
DKJ: Can I have a taste?
Wise Willy: Maybe when we have enough time to wait an hour for it to ooze out, but that's not what I'm here for.
DKJ: K wait, could you just levitate a bit higher, your ballbags are drooping down and crushing me.
Wise Willy: Ah sorry, so, you cannot stay here, something is awakening and I must take you on a journey. You don't know it yet, but your willy has more hidden power than you could ever imagine.
DKJ: Cool.
Wise Willy: Hot actually, semen is quite hot, you will realize that in time. I can't tell you much at the moment, the Hulkaminions are currently gathering information.
DKJ: You're kidding?
Wise Willy: No, those useless bastards do nothing but flex half-naked and disturbingly kill non-straight pedo's in a homo-erotic manner. In fact, I once walked in on them and naked Mr T had a naked man on the floor with his gold chains tied around the man's neck like a dog, and his pelvis was pressed against the man's botto-
DKJ: Ok that's enough heheh.
Wise Willy: So are you ready?
DKJ: Err don't know if I wanna go.
Wise Willy: You can't stay here, soon F-4 Fighter Willys will be flying here to Cum Bomb the hell out of this place.
DKJ: Shit.
Wise Willy: Thick shit if you ask me.
DKJ: Pfft, well then, let's roll!
*Both dive through the window and land on this man's crotch*
Man: My cock, I can't feel it!
DKJ: Uhhh it's sticking out from your head with it's three ballbags.
Man: It is? Whew, just where it always is. Couldn't feel it for a brief second. *Walks off*
Wise Willy: I wish I had a willy.
DKJ: But you are one silly.
Wise Willy: Oh yeah, it's hard to notice the bleeding beneath the sacks sometimes. Still, it would make masturbating easier.
DKJ: How do you wank then?
Wise Willy: I go through a car wash.
DKJ: Sounds like fun.
Wise Willy: Indeed, but let's get a move on. First I'll prepare the road for crossing safely. *Grabs a baby from it's pram and chucks it on the road where it gets squashed by a van, causing a pile up*
DKJ: ...
Wise Willy: ...
DKJ: Thinking what I'm thinking?
Wise Willy: Let's do it.
DKJ: *Looks but doesn't see baby's corpse*. Looks like someone already took it for their pleasure. *Sees cardboard box running off*. Solid Snake? Nah.
Policeman: That's sick.
Wise Willy: Oh dear.
Policeman: If it's dead then you won't be able to hear it scream.
DKJ: I'm turned off, gone really limp.
Wise Willy: Me too, I can't see you because my head's on the floor.
Policeman: You see it's people like you who give the police a hard time. Why cant you just rip off you pants, get a hard one and a splintered wooden dildo and run into an old people's home giving them huge pleasure and heart attacks causing them to die meaning you can then stick a chainsaw up their asses ripping them open allowing for mass homo gangbangs and then quickly cumming in their ear to give them a safe journey to the other side!? WHY!? *Rips out his eyes then rips off his balls and sticks them in his eye sockets, pulls off his willy and jams it through his neck* *Dies*. Wait wait, *Takes out willy from neck and sticks it up his ass*, ooooohhhhh yeeeesssssss. *Dies again*
DKJ: k then let's move on.
Wise Willy: You know, we could use some money, maybe the policeman has some.
DKJ: Lemme check. *Can't see him*. Damn, looks like someone else has already nabbed his corpse, pretty fast buggers.
Wise Willy: Oh well let us be on our way. We shall head North to Willyville.
DKJ: I love you willy.
Wise Willy: I love you too.
DKJ: *Smiles*
Wise Willy: *Ejaculates*
Well, looks like my adventure has begun. Who knows what willyfied stuff awaits me. Omg boner!