I got run over!
By a bus, and a dumpster, then a bike ran over my neck. But DON'T WORRY! Everything's fine, the drivers weren't hurt. I on the over hand was in hospital. Wasn't too bad. I was on a drip and the liquid looked suspiciously like semen, but I was more interested in the black guy sitting in front of me with his zip undone.
DKJ: Hi!
Black Guy: I'm black.
DKJ: k.
Black Guy: I'm black.
DKJ: I know.
Black Guy: I'm Black.
DKJ: Awesome.
Eventually he got up and his pants dropped down. I didn't know whether to be happy or very happy, but suddenly the door flew open! DUN--DUN-DUN--------DUN-DUN---DUN! MR T, HULK HOLGAN AND MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE ROLL IN! DUN---DUN-DUN--------DAH---DAH-DAH--DAH!
Savage: Oooooo yeaaahhh!!!
Holgan: In the name of WCW! We will fight in the name of men in tight pants!
Mr T: We pity da fools who rape children who are the same gender as them!
Savage: Damn right, T!
Holgan: It's sickening, how's the number of underage pregnancies supposed to rise like this!?
Savage: It's non-straight pedophiles like him that are the problem!
Black Guy: I'M BLACK!? *Scared*
Mr T: Indeed, it's time to go A-Team on him!
Holgan: Hulkaminions, attack! Man-Boob Rush! *Slams his man boobs in the black guy's face*
Mr T: Black Man's Grip! *Grabs the black guy's balls and crushes them*
Savage: Armpit Choke! *Squeezes the black guy's face with his armpit and suffocates him to death*
Holgan: Hulkaminions, flex!
*Mass muscle flexing*
Savage: Yeaaaahh! We did it, now hopefully more straight pedophiles can get the girls they need.
*All surround me*
Holgan: Don't worry friend. Someday you'll be confronted with a female pedophile, maybe you'll even become one yourself, if you do then I'll salute you, but until then take care, whenever you see a pair of tight panties, or begin to seriously sweat, think of us.
Mr T: Now let's get the fuck outta here fools! *Reverse rolls out the door*
Holgin: *Climbs into the ventilation shaft*
Savage: *Dives into the laundry chute*
DKJ: Wow.
Doctor: *Comes in*. I'm sorry, but we've made a grave mistake. That liquid in the drip is not semen, but milk. We really are truly sorry.
DKJ: Wow.
DKJ: Hi!
Black Guy: I'm black.
DKJ: k.
Black Guy: I'm black.
DKJ: I know.
Black Guy: I'm Black.
DKJ: Awesome.
Eventually he got up and his pants dropped down. I didn't know whether to be happy or very happy, but suddenly the door flew open! DUN--DUN-DUN--------DUN-DUN---DUN! MR T, HULK HOLGAN AND MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE ROLL IN! DUN---DUN-DUN--------DAH---DAH-DAH--DAH!
Savage: Oooooo yeaaahhh!!!
Holgan: In the name of WCW! We will fight in the name of men in tight pants!
Mr T: We pity da fools who rape children who are the same gender as them!
Savage: Damn right, T!
Holgan: It's sickening, how's the number of underage pregnancies supposed to rise like this!?
Savage: It's non-straight pedophiles like him that are the problem!
Black Guy: I'M BLACK!? *Scared*
Mr T: Indeed, it's time to go A-Team on him!
Holgan: Hulkaminions, attack! Man-Boob Rush! *Slams his man boobs in the black guy's face*
Mr T: Black Man's Grip! *Grabs the black guy's balls and crushes them*
Savage: Armpit Choke! *Squeezes the black guy's face with his armpit and suffocates him to death*
Holgan: Hulkaminions, flex!
*Mass muscle flexing*
Savage: Yeaaaahh! We did it, now hopefully more straight pedophiles can get the girls they need.
*All surround me*
Holgan: Don't worry friend. Someday you'll be confronted with a female pedophile, maybe you'll even become one yourself, if you do then I'll salute you, but until then take care, whenever you see a pair of tight panties, or begin to seriously sweat, think of us.
Mr T: Now let's get the fuck outta here fools! *Reverse rolls out the door*
Holgin: *Climbs into the ventilation shaft*
Savage: *Dives into the laundry chute*
DKJ: Wow.
Doctor: *Comes in*. I'm sorry, but we've made a grave mistake. That liquid in the drip is not semen, but milk. We really are truly sorry.
DKJ: Wow.