yay, molars
How to be a whiny, teething two-year-old in 8 easy steps:
1. Climb into Mommy's lap. If there is no available lap, follow her around, crying, until she gives up and sits down.
2. Grab at whatever she's trying to do.
3. Throw stuff on the floor.
4. Whine about Brother getting all the toys you left behind when you decided to be a lap monkey.
5. Get bored with the lap and get down.
6. Trip/fall/drop something on your foot within 1 minute of leaving the lap.
7. Burst into tears.
8. Repeat from step 1.
This post brought to you by my lovely daughter, under whom I am currently trapped.
1. Climb into Mommy's lap. If there is no available lap, follow her around, crying, until she gives up and sits down.
2. Grab at whatever she's trying to do.
3. Throw stuff on the floor.
4. Whine about Brother getting all the toys you left behind when you decided to be a lap monkey.
5. Get bored with the lap and get down.
6. Trip/fall/drop something on your foot within 1 minute of leaving the lap.
7. Burst into tears.
8. Repeat from step 1.
This post brought to you by my lovely daughter, under whom I am currently trapped.