. . . put your hand down a train toilet to get your mobile phone back
How EMBARRASSING! And can I say, ewwww?!? *bleugh* Sometimes it's better to admit defeat, even if it is the latest model *LMAO*!!

Bank Holiday Monday . . . ahhh, what can this mean? Oh yes, millions of Britons with a spare day off trying to find something worthwhile to do, see or visit with their families (or friends) and the rain lashing down because, somehow, the weather: it just knows. Truly uncanny.

However, more bizarre than that, it seems that the annual cheese ( Read more... )

I've heard of nicotine addicted squirrels (yeah, really bad temperedXD) but Haaaa haa, what?!?

First of all, I'd like to wish everyone a great Christmas and a wonderful New Year :D Hope you all get everything you wished for~
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You really know you've bought some odd books from Amazon when they email to recommmend that you purchase 'Favourite Socks' by Ann Budd*rolls eyes ( Read more... )

BEIJING (Reuters) - An intoxicated Chinese man who tried to give a panda a hug at Beijing Zoo found himself biting it in self defence after his clumsy attempt at affection was savagely rejected, local media reported on Thursday.

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And the moral of the story is: Leave the panda alone!

( They may look cute . . . but )

With all the trouble in the world, it's nice to come across a funny and as amusing recent news stories go, I really liked this one:

Cows moo with a regional accent, according to their farmers.

Dairy farmers in Somerset noticed a local twang to the sounds made by their animals, and experts confirmed that different herds made different sounds.

( udderly ridiculous )