four on the floor
Whee! The weekend was lovely. My friend almost got bonked by a horse, or would it be sodomized? I don't know. Whatever, it was funny stuff.
Her plan to make horses not quite as scary has been royally shot to shit. Now when she tries to argue with me I'll only have to say 'tempera-fucking-mental'.
We're now banned from the horse stall thingy place. OK, so maybe I shouldn't have said, "Excuse me ma'am, I think your horse is attempting to try on a bit of bestiality with my friend", in front of a fuck-ton of little kids... Well it was though! I think they would have found that image more damaging.
And how are you all doing? Come on, let's rhapsodize.