but i'm still right here

[dizzyok]

Dude, nooo! Right. Had to get that out. California is postponed... this is the part where you yell no with me. My friend's family has gone all fruit loop bat-shit so he's flying to Denver to play Mr. Fix-it. Um, he is not good at that role, like, not good at all. That's the surprise in hand number one.

Hand number two is? Filled with shit, silly!

Clearly my hands are useless with surprises. I'm going to go chow down some radiation and see what hand number three can produce.