wave a white flag
Two more knocks to the noggin and I should have a case of boxer's brain. We'll get there if I keep fighting for my friends. I get punched in the mouth and I'm the one taking care of somebody else.
Still, it was hilarious.
Silly drunks. "Stop trying to drown me in the sink!" Dude, no. You decided to make it rain Smirnoff, and nobody is crashing on my couch in that state.