Radio Static

[superherogifted]

[Sound of static]

Sorry! Uh, hang on, let me...

[music begins to play, then louder static, sound comes in and out]

Juuuust a--

[crackling noise, and then the sound becomes perfectly clear]

[Static's Theme Song plays]

Comments

[imyourking]

... I wonder why there are so many songs from me...

[superherogifted]

Haha, Tamaki, I take it?

I dunno, do you ever sleepwalk?

[imyourking]

It is. And you said you were Virgil? It's a pleasure to talk to you.

... I don't think I do.

[superherogifted]

Hey, Tamaki. It's a pleasure to talk to you too!

[Now he feels kind of bad]

I think some people were just messing with you, you know? Apparently it's the height of hilarity to request songs that imply you want to screw your friends.

[imyourking]

Oh. [You can hear the smile over the phone] Well, as long as it was done in fun.

[superherogifted]

[laughs]

Get 'em back next time, okay? Although it'll be hard to compete with the 'Best Friends' one!

[imyourking]

Oh, that one I actually requested for Kyouya! ... But I don't know anyone who might have requested the other ones.

[superherogifted]

...Oh! Heh. Well, there's nothing wrong with that!

[Loud whisper]

Here's a hint, it starts with a K and ends with an 'atou'

[imyourking]

Oh! Thanks.

[superherogifted]

You're welcome, Tamaki! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you!

[imyourking]

Actually... What did you mean about me going blind?

[superherogifted]

...Uh, it was a joke. You know, like...if you do the stuff that song implies you're doing too much, you go blind? You never heard that one?

[imyourking]

N-No... So if you... if you...touch yourself, you can go blind?

[superherogifted]

That's what the saying says? But it's just a saying!

[imyourking]

Ah... Well... Th-Thank you...

[superherogifted]

Um...okay man?