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Apr 12, 2005 12:57

Those evil types sure know how to spoil a birthday.

And now my parents have apparently packed up and left, because my thank you owl came back to me.

You'd think being eighteen would entitle you to some information but I guess not.

Anyway. Bah birthday humbug.

Although, thank you to whoever sent me a PINK CAPITALISATION QUILL. Nice that someone ( Read more... )

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purepansy April 12 2005, 04:11:11 UTC

IS THAT MY QUILL, BROWN?!?! DID YOU STEAL MY PINK CAPITALISATION QUILL?!?!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 04:16:00 UTC

NO!

SOMEBODY SENT IT TO ME ALL WRAPPED UP WITH A BOW AND EVERYTHING SO IF IT WAS STOLEN IT WAS NOT BY ME THANKYOU VERY MUCH. THE TAG SAID "TO LAVENDER" AND I FANCY IT VERY MUCH SO I WILL BE KEEPING IT TOO.

purepansy April 12 2005, 04:17:35 UTC

STOP IT, YOU RUDDY QUILL-STEALING, GIMMICK-STEALING, PINK-STEALING BINT!!!! YOU MAY NOT CAPITALISE!!!!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 04:19:50 UTC

BUT IT WAS A GIFT AND IT WOULD BE VERY RUDE NOT TO USE IT DON'T YOU THINK?

purepansy April 12 2005, 04:23:46 UTC

I SHALL FIND YOUR DUMB QUILL AND WHEN I DO, I'M BREAKING IT IN TWO AND SHREDDING THE FEATHER TOP!!!! CAN'T YOU BE MORE ORIGINAL?!?! I HOPE YOUR PARENTS NEVER COME BACK!!!! WHO'D WANT SUCH A SELFISH DAUGHTER?!?!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 04:29:50 UTC

Oh good lord. I'd no idea it was so ruddy important to you, you moo-cow.

So, in that case... I SHALL WARD IT TO HEX YOU INTO THE MOST AWFUL HAG EVER SHOULD YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS TOUCH IT.

My parents not coming back might not be so bad, but I certainly should like to know where they've gone to in such a hurry. I'm so vexed by it I can't even argue with you properly except to say I AM NOT SELFISH.

purepansy April 12 2005, 04:35:19 UTC

If you weren't selfish, you wouldn't be thinking only about yourself and your ruddy parents, Brown. SO YOU ARE SELFISH!!!!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 04:38:32 UTC

Oh and I suppose you're the picture of altruism. WhatEVer.

Besides what else can I worry about when I don't know anything about anything else right now hmm?

And anyway it was MY BIRTHDAY thank you very much. I think if there's one day you can be self centred, that's it.

purepansy April 12 2005, 04:44:54 UTC

Why, yes, I have been described as altruistic. Gentile. Concerned. You're more astute than I suspected. How very odd.

You don't know anything about anything? Ooo, THERE'S A STRETCH for you!!!!

Well, I have two birthdays, and you only have ONE!!!!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 04:46:58 UTC

You have?? By who?? I don't believe you. Was it the boo hag that told you that?

Oh ho ho. At least I admit it.

How is that even POSSIBLE, Parkinson? You mad mad cow.

purepansy April 12 2005, 04:50:54 UTC

Boo Hags don't converse, idiot!!!!

Which is why you'll always be dumber than me.

I was born two months early, Brown. So I've my birthday in June, and then my other birthday in August, to celebrate both days: the day I was actually born, and the day I was supposed to be born. THAT'S HOW!!!!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 04:56:02 UTC

I I know that but who knows what goes on in the world inside your head. It was worth asking, as clearly no actual person who had met you would describe you so kindly.

Oh, I don't know about that. Socrates said that he was wise enough to know he knew nothing. If it's good enough for him it's good enough for me, and makes me much much wiser than you.

You were born prematurely? Oh that explains so much, like why your brain isn't fully formed. But you still only have one real birthday. The other is just your due date, and isnt it just like you to be inconvenient and arrive early.

purepansy April 12 2005, 04:58:51 UTC

You have polled everyone who has ever met me? How resourceful.

Socrates was a Muggle. Spare me.

No, I have two birthdays!!!! I always have and I ALWAYS WILL!!!!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 05:04:28 UTC

Oh you...Find one person who'll give a testimonial as to your altruism and I'll take back what I said. Heck I'll even take outn an ad in the Daily Prophet saying how sweet and kind you are. And Malfoy doesn't count.

Being Muggle doesn't affect your intelligence level, bint. I wasn't quoting him about magic.

But you weren't actually BORN tw- You know what? Fine, you have two birthdays. Far be it from me to disrupt the mad world in your head that you live in.

purepansy April 12 2005, 05:07:44 UTC

Prepare your advert, Brown!!!!

How would you know what being Muggle affects?!?! ARE YOU NOT A PUREBLOOD?!?!

HA!!!!

divine_lavender April 12 2005, 05:11:48 UTC

I'll make sure they use pink ink. And a picture of you with the antlers, I think.

I AM PURE!!! But I've met Mr Finnegan and he's pretty smart, and I've read some of Seamus's Muggle books and all when he was going on about Quidditch and I got really bored and desperate for something to read.

Yes yes yes. Ha indeed.

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