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[divine_lavender]

Those evil types sure know how to spoil a birthday.

And now my parents have apparently packed up and left, because my thank you owl came back to me.

You'd think being eighteen would entitle you to some information but I guess not.

Anyway. Bah birthday humbug.

Although, thank you to whoever sent me a PINK CAPITALISATION QUILL. Nice that someone

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[purepansy]

IS THAT MY QUILL, BROWN?!?! DID YOU STEAL MY PINK CAPITALISATION QUILL?!?!

[divine_lavender]

NO!

SOMEBODY SENT IT TO ME ALL WRAPPED UP WITH A BOW AND EVERYTHING SO IF IT WAS STOLEN IT WAS NOT BY ME THANKYOU VERY MUCH. THE TAG SAID "TO LAVENDER" AND I FANCY IT VERY MUCH SO I WILL BE KEEPING IT TOO.

[purepansy]

STOP IT, YOU RUDDY QUILL-STEALING, GIMMICK-STEALING, PINK-STEALING BINT!!!! YOU MAY NOT CAPITALISE!!!!

[divine_lavender]

BUT IT WAS A GIFT AND IT WOULD BE VERY RUDE NOT TO USE IT DON'T YOU THINK?

[seeing_pink]

We need to do something! And I need to give you your present still!

[divine_lavender]

I'm sure any fun we have will be seen as insensitive and bint-y so I say we do something EXTRA FUN because WE CAN.

Presents presents presents!!!

Wait, so it wasn't you who sent the pink capitalisation quill?

[seeing_pink]

It's your birthday! You're allowed to have a little fun, you know?

Presents presents presents!!!

No, of course not! The colour's not very bold, and it's a bit of an odd present for your eighteenth birthday and all...