A note to my body....
Dear intestines and colon,
Why oh WHY do you hate me so? I have been very low fat conscience lately to appease you and have been trying to eat balanced meals in order to treat you and the rest of my body better. WHY do you wake me up in the wee hours of the morning in pain? WHY must I lose sleep because you feel like punching me around a bit? I didn't have anything greasy or fatty for supper or lunch yesterday. What have I done that is pissing you off so?
Your human,
Cindy
*This is my morning and welcome to it. *headdesk*
Why oh WHY do you hate me so? I have been very low fat conscience lately to appease you and have been trying to eat balanced meals in order to treat you and the rest of my body better. WHY do you wake me up in the wee hours of the morning in pain? WHY must I lose sleep because you feel like punching me around a bit? I didn't have anything greasy or fatty for supper or lunch yesterday. What have I done that is pissing you off so?
Your human,
Cindy
*This is my morning and welcome to it. *headdesk*