Uhhhum... so... due to some strange combination of not enough sleep and too many things going on both in and out of my brain, I seem to have and extremely short attention span at the moment. Therefore, this evening's post will be in the form of a list (a sexy list...), because it helps me sort things out in my mind.

( let's cut this sucker, shall we? )

OMFG!!!1!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!1!!!1! ....or, at least, I would be if laughing didn't make my stomach hurt. So...yes. I'm still sick, but now also highly amused.
(There needs to be an icon where the little kitty is green and smiling)

I had just encountered the most glorious crack-fic of all time... (or, at least, the best one this week) over on FF. ( Read more... )

Okay... I'm not entirely sure I should be posting yet, since I'm not entirely awake right now, but here goes anyway:

The Quotes
( ...are behind a cut for mention of genetalia. Don't read if that offends you. )