Quotes!!!

Apr 08, 2006 13:41

Okay... I'm not entirely sure I should be posting yet, since I'm not entirely awake right now, but here goes anyway:

The Quotes
G.: "My penis and I are going to go into the kitchen and have lunch. Both of us."
Me: "What, are you going to make it a little sandwich?"

Me: "I wouldn't have called them structural similaritites--unless you have a little hand that comes out of your penis." ...pause... "You don't, do you?"

Me: "I'm going to dye your penis blue while you're sleeping. Then maybe you'll understand where I'm coming from."

Me: "You know what the next step here is, don't you? ...Penis cosplay!"

G.: "I don't want to be forever known as the man who had pictures, in national art galleries, of his penis wearing a Groucho Marx costume."

quotes, crack

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