Thou shalt not buy a $7.99 bag of lettuce that is larger than ones face unless one is planning on obsessively DATING this said bag of lettuce until the entire bag of lettuce has reached its demise ( Read more... )

Since moving away from my parents abode, I have learned many things on the list of Things I Have Learned. However there is one that is pertinent. One who has recently ripped their flesh away from the home of Their Parents should not be trusted to operate a fully functional digestive system. When I moved, I scoured the isles of every market this ( Read more... )

Dear Vegetables ( Read more... )