Oct 29, 2008 03:05
Thou shalt not buy a $7.99 bag of lettuce that is larger than ones face unless one is planning on obsessively DATING this said bag of lettuce until the entire bag of lettuce has reached its demise.
Gone are the days, (temporarily gone, that is. "gone" until i miss my dog or classily crawl back to my parents home) when, "oh, dad will eat it." During those days, salad bags, milk, and cheese magically evaporated and I knew not the way of "Expiration Dates."
Now that Expiration Dates have been ruining my budget how can I possibly save up for a diamond encrusted thong? During this challenging time of battling Time, and Expiration Dates after I have moved out, it is nice to know that my priorities are still in order, and to know that I'm still putting Country First, oops, I mean, putting my Values First.
absurd,
my place,
life's questions