daniel: i actually think like how most humans see ( Read more... )

chris: i'm going to come back a failure
chris: crawling back to my lowly paid job
chris: and people will be like oh... hey chris
chris: hey buddy....
chris: how's that uh startup of yours going?
chris: making lots of money?
chris: hm?
chris: getting lots of clients? hm?
chris: swamped with customer service are you?
chris: are you uh... recruiting a ( Read more... )

"is that a parking spart?"
"oooh, smash in shmo?"
"PIZZA!"
"the cheese, the cheese is for you!"
"it's very not very not very i hate it not good"
"oooh, nanny ice?"
"cock-a-lock on your big blo"
"i am paying the less today!"

the many quotes of fob.

daniel: sleep is dangeris
daniel: gotcha

daniel: pooping is great for education
daniel: you throw some shit out, and bring some good shit into your head

daniel: gwg!
daniel: giggling with glee
daniel: how about gig
daniel: giggling in glory
daniel: or G.I.G.G.L.E.
daniel: giggling in glamorous glory like ewww
me: ...

daniel: it's very not very ( Read more... )

kathy: she'll definitely go for shawn
kathy: i think she secretly loves him
me: i'd do shawn.
jarred: me too.
jarred: er
jarred: n/m
me: HAHAHHAHAHA
kathy: hahahahahha

WE ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR QoD's. get it right, get it tight.

"we're going to push northstar sized mountains."
and take over the world. or something like that.

HAHAHA.

qod's from ski trip with lambdas:

mikey: how much is it to take ALL of your chicken?

daniel: i'm getting screwed!
steve: how are you getting screwed, man.
daniel: no, i didn't say i was getting screwed.

us, making fun of daniel: *high pitched voice* I! AM GETTING! SCREWED! i DECLARE! that I am GETTING SCREWED! NO, i didn't say i was getting ( Read more... )

more nerd talk...

dshem: it's inherent in your chinese blood to dislike people of non real asian descent
dshem: that's why you hate ds9
dshem: there's too many black people and indians
me: HAHAHAH

here, indians = quark the ferengi.

dshem: dude, i swear i knew some indians who looked like quark
me: hahah
me: really?
dshem: yea, he had big ears
( Read more... )

d.shem: apple are like mormons as microsoft is to mainstream christ based religion
d.shem: join your true savior!! hail gates hail gates!
d.shem: dude, i gotta stop talking to you cause you bring out too much repressed nerd in me

d.shem: hey, you want to see an impression of patty?
me: do i have a choice?
d.shem: lol! wtf!!! i roflmaoomg haiku lah ( Read more... )

happy valentine's day, folks. =)

i don't have one, but i have my girls. and my boys. they can entertain me, haha.

i really want the Kristen ITC font for Macintosh PostScript. If anyone has it. .. let me know, because i am not about to pay 35$ for a font.

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and a quote for all of you...

YoUNgTyGHAxx: your making me sad on SAD
YoUNgTyGHAxx: ( Read more... )