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qod's from ski trip with lambdas:
mikey: how much is it to take ALL of your chicken?
daniel: i'm getting screwed!
steve: how are you getting screwed, man.
daniel: no, i didn't say i was getting screwed.
us, making fun of daniel: *high pitched voice* I! AM GETTING! SCREWED! i DECLARE! that I am GETTING SCREWED! NO, i didn't say i was getting screwed!!!
daniel: we get to pay the less today!
steve: *noticing daniel's head* OH SHIT! is it the return of the cyst? what is that, the death star? does that make you like the CYST LORD?
anyone on trip: steve, i heard that you ate it and then some boarder jumped over you!
steve: goddamnit. NO THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Stop trying to pass your stories to me, Peter. Next time, imma just tell everyone and they'll come to you asking, 'Hey Peter, I heard you have gonorrhea!'
douglum: did you get to t-to-top it off?
peter: i got one! I spy with my own two eyes... something stupid! *looks at vinny*
vinny: i spy with my little eye... something receding! *looks at peter's hairline*
me: too bad daniel's not here... we could say, 'i spy...something returning!' *look at where his cyst would be on steve*
steve: ohhhh the cyst lord strikes again!
steve: maybe he's doing it to seem cool. i mean, all of the other shit didn't work. *imitating daniel* 'cyst? no... high-pitched voice? that ain't cool either. i know! i'll fake yawn!'
steve: the pen is mightier.
me: that is NOT a movie.
steve: sure it is. sean connery was in it.
steve: zero gravity. it's a space movie. with clint eastwood.
mikey: how much is it to take ALL of your chicken?
daniel: i'm getting screwed!
steve: how are you getting screwed, man.
daniel: no, i didn't say i was getting screwed.
us, making fun of daniel: *high pitched voice* I! AM GETTING! SCREWED! i DECLARE! that I am GETTING SCREWED! NO, i didn't say i was getting screwed!!!
daniel: we get to pay the less today!
steve: *noticing daniel's head* OH SHIT! is it the return of the cyst? what is that, the death star? does that make you like the CYST LORD?
anyone on trip: steve, i heard that you ate it and then some boarder jumped over you!
steve: goddamnit. NO THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Stop trying to pass your stories to me, Peter. Next time, imma just tell everyone and they'll come to you asking, 'Hey Peter, I heard you have gonorrhea!'
douglum: did you get to t-to-top it off?
peter: i got one! I spy with my own two eyes... something stupid! *looks at vinny*
vinny: i spy with my little eye... something receding! *looks at peter's hairline*
me: too bad daniel's not here... we could say, 'i spy...something returning!' *look at where his cyst would be on steve*
steve: ohhhh the cyst lord strikes again!
steve: maybe he's doing it to seem cool. i mean, all of the other shit didn't work. *imitating daniel* 'cyst? no... high-pitched voice? that ain't cool either. i know! i'll fake yawn!'
steve: the pen is mightier.
me: that is NOT a movie.
steve: sure it is. sean connery was in it.
steve: zero gravity. it's a space movie. with clint eastwood.