Stories (Bandom, American Idol, Gossip Girl, One Direction)

Blanket warning: Any of these stories may contain descriptions of recreational drug/alcohol use.

These are stories: not truths! No harm is intended. I borrow real people's names and write stories about them.

• NEVER EVER LINK THESE STORIES TO THE PEOPLE I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT. That ( Read more... )

The Human Heat
Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers | R | ~11,200 words
Bruce Banner is always angry.

Warnings for past child abuse/past domestic abuse and some victim blaming.

With great thanks to my betas fitofpique (for being an &expert;) and threeturn (for always understanding, I cherish you).

If you can hear this, then it means that there's no apocalypse

Baby Bring Your Body
Zayn/Louis | NC-17 (recreational drug use) | ~1,000 words
Zayn and Louis get stoned and switch bodies. In that order.

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Ask If You Know The Answer
Louis/Niall | NC-17 | ~ 4,700 words
It takes them longer than it should to realize that something is up. Telepathy.

As always, my love and thanks to threeturn

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Remember When
Louis/younger!Harry | NC-17 | ~ 4,000 words
Louis already knows how this turns out. Time travel.

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Cohabitate
Louis/Harry | NC-17 | ~ 3,600 words
“Pretty cheeky doing this when I’m right down the hall,” Louis says slowly. He digs his thumbnail into Harry’s nipple and pretends to stay impassive when Harry whimpers. “You must have wanted to get caught.”Non-AU, roommate era. Louis finds Harry fucking himself with a vibrator ( Read more... )

Same Old Shh But A Different Day
Louis/Zayn | PG-13 | ~3,000 words
“Don’t fucking touch me,” Louis snaps. He curls his fists into his soft belly, like they’ll be safe there. “Bad daddy.”

Warnings for father issues, meanness, crying, and an inappropriate joke about sexual assault.

This came from several discussions with threeturn and randominity THANK YOU FOR ( Read more... )

Soft Like Circles Strong Like Squares
Harry/Louis | NC-17 | ~4,750 words | A/B/O AU
The producers took a risk putting an alpha in the group, but alpha exposure in the media had been increasingly trendy and Harry was sweet for an alpha. They always said it like that -- sweet for an alpha. Polite for an alpha. Smart for an alpha.Epic gratitude and ( Read more... )

Outlast
OT5 (various other side pairings) | NC-17 | ~ 20,000 words
And then Louis says, “I bet £10,000 I could go longer without wanking than all of you,” which was probably his first mistake.

In which Louis has some regrets, Liam isn’t worried, Niall wants to help, Harry tries to forfeit, and Zayn may or may not be bothered.

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And If You Ask Nicely
Louis/Harry | NC-17 | ~5,000 words
Every time Harry says please, it takes them a little further down the rabbit hole. X-factor era.

Warnings for kink: blindfolds, face slapping, pain play (biting, nipple play), orgasm delay.

randominity and I were talking about this idea like three thousand years about, but then I wrote none of the ( Read more... )