Amb0rger: listen lmao last night I had a dream I was dating Dr. Venture but like he was Larry David from curb ( Read more... )

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TINA HOW IS THIS SKIRT GOING TO FIT ME IF I DON'T HAVE AN ASSHOLE

IT DOESN'T MATTER

TODAY A WASP GOT STUCK IN MY HAIR DON'T WORRY I ESCAPED UNSCATHED ALSO LOST WAS GOOD TONIGHT WASN'T IT ALSO I LIKE FLASH

I'M EXCITED FOR POSSIBLE MINI VACA THIS WEEKEND?!?!?

COME ON DOCTOR DOG ROLL ME A STRONG BONE I AM READY READY READY 4 THIS

MASSAGE TOMORROW ( Read more... )

I don't even feel like anything

THEY'RE JUST AS FUN AS THOSE HUGE CHEESE BALLS YOU USED TO EAT WHEN YOU WERE A KID, ONLY BIGGER, HOTTER AND FUNNER (IF THAT'S A WORD).

SO GO AHEAD - WE DARE YOU...

SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE THE HEAT! GIANT CHEETOS SNACKS. DANGEROUSLY HOT TASTE IN A

DANGEROUSLY BIG BALL

i love em.

Last night I had really cool dreams about Bear Grylls and eating free thai food. Also a ship that broke in half and the people who were running the ship knew it was going to happen so they separated passengers into PURPLE and GREEN groups .You were given colored tags for all your luggage and name tags were either green or purple so everyone could ( Read more... )

G'damn snow!!!!!!!

It's like OH AMBER'S BACK LET'S GET FUCED UP YEAH GREAT IDEA LET'S DO IT I'M TOO WARM ALWAYS I WANT TO BE COLD WHERE ARE MY DRUGS NVM GUESS I WILL MAKE SNOW AND BE 11 DEGREES OUTSIDE FOREVER THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD RAIN LATER YEAH THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL

School better be canceled tomorrow I don't want to waste my THREE ALLOWED ( Read more... )

I could go on.

As for xmas wish meme...

I don't mean to sound gay but I already have the important things.

I guess I would like my computer to be fixed.

I wish I could give more.

Are wishes really wishes when they can be solved with money

I dunno

Love my cat. My cat. Mine?

..wait, what?