Hee hee. Just when I'm caught up in FPS-land, along comes a totally new style of smut. I must say, this is a smashing idea. Porn in the style of first-person shooters, complete with freeze-rays and armor-disintegrators. The production value is pretty low for now, but the model sure is hot. Wish that game had a few more weapons in its arsenal, ( Read more... )

 

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Normally I'm into geeks. But there are way too many shots of this young programmer's tongue rotating a little lever to make me entirely comfortable with this vid or this invention.

Granted, the idea of a kiss transmission device is way cool. Who wouldn't want to tangle with Zach's avatar in a dating sim? But a good kissing session is as much about ( Read more... )

This post is for alinealghost who is interested in an easier way for readers to parse the vuhkansu in her fanfic.

To make text appear when you place your cursor over a link, as in this example.

Morov t'kashkau, heh vesht-sarlah du wun-fam.

Use the following code:

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proudcockatrice 's Whiskey and Astronomy mix is going down particularly smoothly tonight. Thanks again, mate. Also, let's have some green girls up in here!

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If you haven't seen this yet, pop on over to CollegeHumor.com. It's just the covers, unfortunately, but one has already inspired an artist to draw and write the whole thing.


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Click here to read Kitty Stryker's NSFW (complete with real peen) review of this nifty new sex toy for men. Srsly, they put this über-cute little dude through his paces and the commentary is so lively there's not much more I can say except.

"Plus, it's just really, really fun to watch a guy use this, with the little face nomming up and down your ( Read more... )

 
By OneMinuteGalactica, via the incomparable chibinecco

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Stay tuned for "Learning to Love Yourself" :D

 
From Bill Amend, via keltickalypso . Hee.


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