[Guest-written by Mr. Tungsten]

diane_kepler: What are you doing?

Mr.Tungsten: Don’t come in here!

d_k: Why? Are you watching porn?

Mr.T: You’re supposed to be in the other room writing slash fiction!

d_k: Walter and Jesse can wait. Let me see what you’re watching.

MrT: This is my man-cave time! Don’t --

d_k: Come on! Let me see!

Mr.T: No! I --

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To all my law-abidin' homies out there: I feel ya's.


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Sarah Ruhl wrote a play about the early history of the vibrator. Argh, why are plays like this and movies like Hysteria always so hard to go see?

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OMG, this exists!!!1!

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P0N1ES!!1!!!1!!

The human heart, as doctors delight in pointing out, isn't shaped like the little things we make out of paper. In other words 💘 ≠
 
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Pick up the book nearest to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence there describes your sex life in 2012...

"Just as squaring a number means that you multiply it by itself, as in a2 = a x a, cubing it means that you multiply it by itself again, as in a3 = a x a x a."

LOL, threesomes! In my future!

Repeat after me: choice of words is very important in a role playing situation.

Watch Hank and Marie of AMC's Breaking Bad illustrate this rule.

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Good boy. Now lick my boots. 

I've been hearing a lot of pr0nster-related news this week. First off, an Alt.com friend sent me a link to a film of which I was previously unaware, namelyThis Ain't Star Trek 2.


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Not me, silly. Isaac Asimov. The guy I wanted to be in high school. Recently I came across an essay entitled


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And go to the festival that features this film.

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