Twice this month I have seen life coach Chris John Jackson try, on a stage, to put his hand in two places at once. Twice this month I have seen him fail. But maybe if I hadn't seen him, he would have succeeded ( Read more... )

The internet, home to so many things, now also houses jokes built around the notion of "you momma" + geek smarts.

Your momma's so fat that you can see what's behind her due to gravitational lensing.

It's something people really seem to have got behind.

Yo momma's so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, ( Read more... )