"Yo momma is so fat, she has her own event horizon."
The internet, home to so many things, now also houses jokes built around the notion of "you momma" + geek smarts.
Your momma's so fat that you can see what's behind her due to gravitational lensing.
It's something people really seem to have got behind.
Yo momma's so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.
I really like them.
Yo momma's so fat, she can collapse a wave function by sitting on it.
And I really really like how I don't quite get the ones I'm giggling at most: the structure is sound, and because the rhythms for comedy are there, so is bubble-up laughter.
Your momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.
Or mebbes I'm laughing because I'm secretly a genius physics whizz, and these lines tap into my innate understanding of the cosmos.
Your momma's so fat, we can't know what's happening inside her Schwarzschild radius.
...From Reddit, via Neatorama.
EDIT TO ADD: @mokuroku your mums got infinite length but finite area #fractaljokes
Your momma's so fat that you can see what's behind her due to gravitational lensing.
It's something people really seem to have got behind.
Yo momma's so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.
I really like them.
Yo momma's so fat, she can collapse a wave function by sitting on it.
And I really really like how I don't quite get the ones I'm giggling at most: the structure is sound, and because the rhythms for comedy are there, so is bubble-up laughter.
Your momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.
Or mebbes I'm laughing because I'm secretly a genius physics whizz, and these lines tap into my innate understanding of the cosmos.
Your momma's so fat, we can't know what's happening inside her Schwarzschild radius.
...From Reddit, via Neatorama.
EDIT TO ADD: @mokuroku your mums got infinite length but finite area #fractaljokes