"Sleep, riches and health, to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted." - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

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SUNDAY 23th, 11:35

Shawn was confused over the fact that Tori Spelling's voice was suddenly grave, slightly raspy and disturbingly similar to Henry Spencer's. To top things off, the second she used the forty yard long dinning table to hit the ( Read more... )

The situation had been dubbed DD for Double Drama after our suspect, Jessica Rabbit's evil twin, slapped her date (my Dad) and tried to sue me and Gus for breaking in her place.

1) Like most nine year olds, for Shawn it was a tradition to search every corner of the house, to look for any clue that might lead him to take a peak at his Christmas presents. Unfortunately, the man that had taught him everything he knew was very aware of that. Not just because he was a detective, simply because he was his father.

He was caught ( Read more... )

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Check them out, I know you want to!  Don't be shy!

            
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Like most of his plans do, Shawn's latest plan ran smoothly. As he expected, his Dad was nowhere to be seen (and he only had to give a quick look at the backyard, the kitchen and the garage to be sure of it). Sweet. Henry was probably still checking this week's latest tool novelties on his Monday trip to the hardware store.

He opened his backpack ( Read more... )

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I sense this film could easily become a new cult icon. But the awesome cop dude that saves the day should be something awesomer, like a tiger breeder.

Disappointment: Dad's number one word of choice to describe all my achievements -including that time when I solved a murder in the International Enchilada Tasting Contest.

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. -Kurt Cobain

"Of course you want to be a cop."

Shawn sinks in the truck's seat, his chin brushing his chest as he looks through the window, silent, because he likes to pretend he's not listening to his Dad anymore. His knees ache and so does the cut on his forehead. He's too tired to argue ( Read more... )

Don't you want him to be back over and over again?


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