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Sep 27, 2006 15:58

NO ONE WILL BE THROWING MY CAT! I'M WARNING YOU ALL, IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS TOUCH CONSTANTIA, I WILL USE YOUR INTESTINES FOR MITTENS. And I do so enjoy knitting.

Constantia has been through her fair share of hardships, though. Only two years ago, she was kidnapped by some incompetent cretin. It may have only been for a day, but she's still shaken from the incident. One more traumatising incident might just push her to the breaking point. Don't blame me if one day she goes on a killing spree and eats all of you. You deserve it, you sick, sick people.

I hope you choke on your teatime scones and die a long, painful death especially Parkinson.
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