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This week. Do NOT even get me started. My beautiful, white silk blouse is now ruined, my toe is still sore from stubbing it getting out of bed, AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T FOUND THAT NOTE YOU WROTE ABOUT ME BULSTRODE! I KNOW IT WAS YOU! YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WHOM YOU BADMOUTH. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I DO NOT HAVE A PIG NOSE NOR DO I HAVE BIG FEET! IN FACT, MY FEET ARE RATHER DAINTY! HONESTLY! AND YES, AT THIS POINT I'M ONLY USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS JUST TO IRRITATE YOU ALL.
This country. Honestly. And while we're calling a spade a spade, Bulstrode, I'd like you to know that you've been putting on more weight recently, despite your claims of being on a "strict, magical diet." Okay, so I KIND of killed your cat. So what? It was an accident! I thought we'd gotten past this by now. Honestly, you're too bloody sensitive about the smallest things. After all, you HAVE another one now. I mean, if your cat was skinned alive and boiled, then I can see how you might be slightly upset, but it's not as if it suffered immensely. Anyway, I'm done. I don't have to explain myself to you. Consider this a warning.
This country. Honestly. And while we're calling a spade a spade, Bulstrode, I'd like you to know that you've been putting on more weight recently, despite your claims of being on a "strict, magical diet." Okay, so I KIND of killed your cat. So what? It was an accident! I thought we'd gotten past this by now. Honestly, you're too bloody sensitive about the smallest things. After all, you HAVE another one now. I mean, if your cat was skinned alive and boiled, then I can see how you might be slightly upset, but it's not as if it suffered immensely. Anyway, I'm done. I don't have to explain myself to you. Consider this a warning.