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diabolic_davis

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Sep 27, 2006 15:58

NO ONE WILL BE THROWING MY CAT! I'M WARNING YOU ALL, IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS TOUCH CONSTANTIA, I WILL USE YOUR INTESTINES FOR MITTENS. And I do so enjoy knitting ( Read more... )

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wings_of_charm September 29 2006, 20:38:05 UTC

Oh RELAX, Davis, no one is actually going to throw the little monster your precious kitty. Though simple throwing rarely has an adverse effect on cats since they do that landing on their feet thing, so I'm startled you had such a strong response. We didn't say we were going to throw her in a blender or out a window.
Besides, intestines would make dreadfully ineffective mittens.

dm_fugitive September 29 2006, 23:58:52 UTC

You clearly haven't been in Slytherin very long. But if the others are exaggerating, isn't it equally as likely that Tracey is?

wings_of_charm October 2 2006, 05:06:54 UTC

And you clearly haven't known me very long but isn't it possible that since half the things out of my mouth are of the 'smartass' nature that I'm just being a tart?

dm_fugitive October 2 2006, 15:08:02 UTC

I'll concede that possibility.

panzy_parkinson October 1 2006, 03:20:57 UTC

Well, choking on scones would be a horrid way to go. I'd rather have mittens made of me.

And I won't throw your wretched cat if she stops trying to eat my father.