oh's no! OR oh snow!
So, Friday when I left for class it was SNOWING!!! No, I'm not happy about this. In fact, I welcome global warming and massive floods if it means I don't have to see snow! Schlrrr was happy about the snow. So I punched her in the face. Not really, but I wanted to. Snow is only good for about 1 day where it brings back nostalgic memories. Then it is the white hell!! Cold, wet, and it gets in all my special places. Luckily, it was all melted by the time Friday night rolled around. Then, I wake up today to see something that looks like 6 inches of snow outside! Damn you global warming, you have failed me for the last time. ((Lighting from my hands in global warming's general direction))
So I saw a cartoon this morning about there being many references to dragons and unicorns in the Bible. I had never heard of these references so I decided to pull out my trusty bible. It turns out that my bible has been censored (gasp!) and instead replaces the word unicorn with "wild bull". So I did some google searches to uncover more about these mythical creatures. You would think that this would be discussed in more forums. Of particular interest to me is Job 40 and 41. As you read chapter 40, God is basically chastising Job for talking back to him. He begins decribing how awesome he is and how he created this sweet creature. Obviously you or I could never think of something that sweet and create it if we had magical powers. But I digress. It seems like he is talking about a crocodile or alligator possibly, but things get much more interesting in chapter 41. And I quote:
20 "Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron."
21 "His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth."
Whoa whoa, I don't ever remember alligators OR crocodiles having those powers. Job, deciding that the big G would probably kick his ass, being able to conjure anything he wants like a F-14 fighter jet or some shit backs off in chapter 42.
In a seamless bridge, guess who's not afraid of dragons? Bill Parcells and Family.
Lastly, check out this guy's myspace profile. And I quoth: "NO ONE BRINGS THE COMMENTS LIKE POOPLEGGZ!!".
So I saw a cartoon this morning about there being many references to dragons and unicorns in the Bible. I had never heard of these references so I decided to pull out my trusty bible. It turns out that my bible has been censored (gasp!) and instead replaces the word unicorn with "wild bull". So I did some google searches to uncover more about these mythical creatures. You would think that this would be discussed in more forums. Of particular interest to me is Job 40 and 41. As you read chapter 40, God is basically chastising Job for talking back to him. He begins decribing how awesome he is and how he created this sweet creature. Obviously you or I could never think of something that sweet and create it if we had magical powers. But I digress. It seems like he is talking about a crocodile or alligator possibly, but things get much more interesting in chapter 41. And I quote:
20 "Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron."
21 "His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth."
Whoa whoa, I don't ever remember alligators OR crocodiles having those powers. Job, deciding that the big G would probably kick his ass, being able to conjure anything he wants like a F-14 fighter jet or some shit backs off in chapter 42.
In a seamless bridge, guess who's not afraid of dragons? Bill Parcells and Family.
Lastly, check out this guy's myspace profile. And I quoth: "NO ONE BRINGS THE COMMENTS LIKE POOPLEGGZ!!".