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[tophat_n_babies]

[Have a Tyki, casually sitting down in a big chair while a very tiny baby screams in his arms. He's attempting to calm it down, while at the same time looking through Devit's pamphlet. Watch Tyki blink at the pamphlet in surprise, watch him shake his head, and watch him sniff himself disdainfully

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[nightshined]

[ well her mommy senses were activated by baby cries but.

What the hell. Just. What. ]

[tophat_n_babies]

[Have another dose of what the hell and what, he's rocking it now and humming out a lullaby. It seems like he's got a lot of experience with babies.]

I'm dying here. XD This is so wrong. I love it.

[nightshined]

Well, isn't this a charming scene.

I know, it's just... whut.

[tophat_n_babies]

Charming? Not really.

[Fussy baby gets louder when he stops to speak. Trying some cuddling now, that seems to help more than the rocking.]

I love you, I'd say something about having children but...

[cardio_swindle]

[This. This is wrong. And... No, actually no and. Just wrong.]

What the hell?

Fff. The joke writes itself, doesn't it?

[tophat_n_babies]

[And even more wrong now, since he's having to cuddle it to keep it quiet. And he doesn't seem too upset about that fact.]

Is there a problem?

It does, it really does.

[cardio_swindle]

[You have a baby and you're... Yes there's a problem.]

Not at all. Yours I take it?

[tophat_n_babies]

Of course not. I'm not fit for parenting.

[latenightmoon]

[The black hole of wtf opened today, that's the first thought running through her head as she approaches. ...her mind tries to screech to halt a few times as she smiles.] eh, haven't seen any sign of the dragons lately as for the strippers....you know they've been quiet too. Huh.

[tophat_n_babies]

Hello again, young bo-Or not. [Well, female Allen. Even if he was warned, it's still unexpected.]

I suppose that I should be grateful for my timing, if that's the case.

[Rocking the baby, she's so fussy today.]

[latenightmoon]

I'm twenty two, Tyki. [Used to the shocks over her gender and peers at the child, with mild curiosity.] Baby sitting?

Ah, maybe. It can be a little strange around here, to put it mildly. Avoid the rainbow cake.

[tophat_n_babies]

Already? How time flies. [Smiles, arranging the blankets around the child for ultimate cuteness. Maybe he can get miss Walker to take her off of his hands.] You could say that. I'm just looking for her parents.

So I've seen. And I'll be sure to avoid the cake.

[sonorous_sadist]

Tyki? Oh my what have you got there~?

[tophat_n_babies]

What does it look like I have?

[Oh, he's getting a bad feeling already.]

[sonorous_sadist]

[It's Cyril, bad feelings are probably obligatory. In either case he is so invading your personal space now to leeaan over and look at the baby.]

My my my, what a darling little thing. So you finally decided to get married and have children? I'm so happy! &hearts

[tophat_n_babies]

[Stop being creepy, Cyril. Wait, that's not possible.]

Who said anything about that? I'm certainly not married.

[akumaindisguise]

[Okay, Noah with babies. That's a bad thing right?... Then why is he treating it so gently? Is she missing something. Curious as she is, but also concerned for the child she hesitates just a bit before walking quietly over to him.]

Where'd you get that from, cho?

[tophat_n_babies]

Why do you ask?

[akumaindisguise]

Did you steal it? Who's is it, cho? I know its not yours!

[Well, it could be, but Chomesuke doesn't think so.]

[tophat_n_babies]

Of course she's not mine! But no, I didn't steal her.