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[tophat_n_babies]

[Have a Tyki, casually sitting down in a big chair while a very tiny baby screams in his arms. He's attempting to calm it down, while at the same time looking through Devit's pamphlet. Watch Tyki blink at the pamphlet in surprise, watch him shake his head, and watch him sniff himself disdainfully

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[akumaindisguise]

[Okay, Noah with babies. That's a bad thing right?... Then why is he treating it so gently? Is she missing something. Curious as she is, but also concerned for the child she hesitates just a bit before walking quietly over to him.]

Where'd you get that from, cho?

[tophat_n_babies]

Why do you ask?

[akumaindisguise]

Did you steal it? Who's is it, cho? I know its not yours!

[Well, it could be, but Chomesuke doesn't think so.]

[tophat_n_babies]

Of course she's not mine! But no, I didn't steal her.

[akumaindisguise]

Are you baby sitting her?... Did... Some one really let you, cho?

[Steps over to peer over at the little bundle. Is it a crazy Noah baby?... Akuma?... What else could he have?]

[tophat_n_babies]

I'm just holding onto her until I find her parents.

[It's a fussy baby... But a very normal, very human one.]

[akumaindisguise]

Oh, its a lost baby that you found, cho...

Shouldn't you be up and looking and not sitting around?...

[tophat_n_babies]

No, not like that. I'm supposed to be holding onto her, I didn't just find her randomly.

Why should I put in so much effort when people are coming to me?

[akumaindisguise]

[She cocks her head. None of this makes any sense to her at all.]

Do you have any idea who she belongs to, cho?... Does she look like anyone you know?

[tophat_n_babies]

No, not yet. She could possibly belong to you, if you wanted her to.

[akumaindisguise]

N-No, I'm an Akuma! I'm not suppose to have babies, cho! And I work in a strip club and and... I'm not responsible with things, cho!

[tophat_n_babies]

There's no need to get riled up. If you're unsuitable, you're unsuitable.

[akumaindisguise]

[She lowers her hands to poke her fingers together, but only one hand appears from her sleeves.]

I-I know I'm not fit to be a parent, cho... I'm an Akuma... I'm basically suppose to kill and eat things like those... Even though I don't... Because they're cute... But they're loud and smell funny, cho...

[tophat_n_babies]

Not everyone's meant to be a parent.

[Has no clue what an akuma is, he just thinks she's a little messed up in the head.]

[akumaindisguise]

Yes, exactly. So it can't be mine, cho.

[tophat_n_babies]

I'll find someone else, in that case.