( the day Sweeney stabbed himself with the scissors... (and lots more) )

...Idril is flirted with by Zaphod, gets frightened/angered by Melkor, and accosted by Ares ALL IN ONE MORNING. :D

Warnings: Non-consensual kissing, talk of parent-sexs from Ares' end.

( And then she hit him over the head with a cookie jar. )