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Crowley> *turns to the people near the couch* Fun? I'd like some fun. Probably not the kind of fun that you're talking about, though. *motions to Zeus*
Zeus> *arches an eyebrow at Crowley* And what's your sort, boy?
Crowley> Well, wreaking havoc and causing mayhem is an example of my kind of fun...
Zeus> ...*charming grin* Among mortals? Mine too...
Raoul> *eyebrow twitch*
Jehan> ....
Jehan> *bites his lip*
Marius> ....
Crowley> Yes, among mortals, now that you mention it ... *grin*
Marius> *abruptly decides to stand on his head*
Jehan> .....
Jehan> ..Marius, I don't think you're well.
Marius> *I mean, he's upside down ANYWAYS*
Jehan> ....
Pestilence> Did someone say unwell?
Bahorel> .... Jehan?
Marius> *brightly*...I'm fine, Jehan!
Jehan> ...yes...?
Bahorel> What is wrong with Marius?
Raoul> *doesn't plan on going that far with the upsidedown-ness, thanks*
Jehan> ...I really have no idea.
Marius> Nothing!
Jehan> ....*worriedly waters the flowers*
Marius> *still standing on his head*
Crowley> For example...
Jehan> ...*doesn't want examples, oh dear*
Raoul> .... *eyebrowtwitch^2*
Crowley> Here's something that I haven't done in a long time ....
Zeus> *grins in anticipa..........tion*
Jehan> ..
Crowley> *waves his hand and changes Raoul into a golden retriever!*
Jehan> .........
Jehan> Oh, heavens!
Zeus> ....*grins* Oh, lovely.
Iris> Oh, how CUTE!
Raoul> *yelps!*
Jehan> ...It's adorable.
Jehan> Aww...puppy..!
Raoul> .....
Pestilence> Ooo.. Rabies.. distemper.. I bet he hasn't been vaccinated...
Raoul> ............
Jehan> *pets Raoul* Please, Messieurs...
Jehan> Change him back?
Raoul> *pet'd?* *wtf?* *excuse the vernacular*
Marius> *still standing on his head*
Crowley> Mmm, perhaps. Not for awhile, though. *smirk*
Zeus> Oh, but really now. A -puppy-?
Zeus> Please.
Jehan> ...Please..
Raoul> *covers eyes with. . . paws*
Crowley> *tilts his head at Zeus* Maybe you can do better, then?
Jehan> ...Don't worry, Vicomte..
Raoul> ..... *whimpers*
Jehan> *pats Raoul*
Raoul> *pat'd* *whimperwhimper*
Zeus> *grins at Crowley* Oh, perhaps I can.
Zeus> *waves hand and turns Marius into a penguin! [stop that]*
Jehan> ...
Jehan> Oh my.
Marius> *is a penguin!*
Raoul> .......
Crowley> *raises an eyebrow* Pretty impressive.
Jehan> ...It's a bit cute.
Marius> *spins on his penguiny tummy!*
Alice> ...
Jehan> *tries not to look like his heart has melted*
Raoul> *blinks at Jehan then Marius*
Alice> ...Prince Marius?
Jehan> ...Oh, Marius, we need to turn you back..
Jehan> ..But may I pet you?
Alice> Oh, may I? And oh, a puppy!
Marius> *makes a penguiny noise of affirmation*
Zeus> *just laughs*
Jehan> *pets Marius* Ohh....
Alice> *pets Marius too*
Crowley> Hmm... Let's see.
Raoul> *attempts to say something* *lets out a little teeny "bark" instead*
Jehan> *goes over and pets Raoul* Don't worry..
Raoul> . . . . . *goes back to covering his face with his. . . . paws. right.*
Raoul> *whimpers at Jehan*
Marius> R: *pats teh pup!Raoul*
Jehan> Oh, please don't be sad.....*pets him some more*
Alice> *snuggles Marius*
Marius> *is a snuggled penguin*
Charming> Hello! *forgot he was dead again*
Alice> ...
Crowley> Ah. There we go. *waves a hand and turns Charming into a peacock*
Charming> *is a peacock*
Jehan> ..Oh, those can be aggressive.
Raoul> ..... *puppy!giggle*
Jehan> ...Be careful, Mlle Alice.
Charming> ....
Jehan> ...*smiles at the Charming Peacock*
Charming> *screech*
Marius> *spins on his penguing!tummy*
Charming> *pecks at penguiny!Marius*
Zeus> Oooh, nice. *amused*
Zeus> He's certainly quite lovely.
Marius> *penguin!noises at charming!peacock(
Crowley> Obviously he still keeps his personality, though.
Jehan> ....No fighting..
Marius> R: *sporfles*
Zeus> *eyes Jehan* But, let's see... what could we...
Charming> *preens*
R: A kitten?
Jehan> ...what?
Zeus> Ah! *changes Jehan into a meerkat!*
Jehan> *squeaks*
R: .................
Jehan> ......
Alice> ....
Jehan> ....
R: ................
Alice> ...Sir Jehan!
Crowley> ...... *laughs*
Jehan> .....
Raoul> *teensy!bark* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *blinkblink*
Jehan> *squeaks*
R: ...*laughs*
Jehan> ...
Charming> *flaps wings at Jehan and squawks*
Marius> *toddles over to puppy!Raoul?*
Jehan> *runs away*
Charming> *chases*
Alice> *runs after Jehan and scoops him up*
Alice> *scolds the peacock*
Charming> *pecks Alice*
Jehan> *squeaks and clings to Alice with little meerkat paws*
Raoul> *teensy!bark at Charming!Peacock*
Crowley> That was brilliant. *still grinning*
Marius> *penguin!noise at puppy!Raoul*
Jehan> ...
Zeus> *grins back* Aren't mortals wonderful?
Raoul> *blinkblinks at Marius*
Charming> *flaps wings irritably at Crowley*
Marius> *attempts to stand on his head*
Marius> *fails*
Raoul> ...
Crowley> Ah well, I'll be nice to the girl. *changes Alice into a kitten*
Alice> ...*kitten*
Jehan> ...*stares at Marius* *and falls!*
Jehan> .....
Raoul> .....!
Crowley> Or ... nicer, rather.
Alice> ...*mews at meerkat!Jehan*
Jehan> .....*squeaks*
Jehan> ....
Charming> *SCREECH*
Raoul> *attempts that talking thing* . . . . . . . *barks at Crowley*
Jehan> ..*runs up onto the table*
Alice> *chases her tail*
Crowley> ... *amused*
Marius> *penguins*
Charming> *pecks Marius*
Raoul> *barkbark at Charming*
Charming> *pecks Raoul*
Jehan> ....*squeaks and wishes everyone could get along*
Alice> *skitters away from Raoul*
Raoul> . . . . . *BITESCHARMING*
Zeus> *laughs so hard*
Charming> *is bitten!*
Raoul> . . . . .
Marius> *squawks at Charming*
Charming> *SQUAWKS LOUDLY IN PROTEST*
Jehan> *runs onto Zeus for protection*
Charming> *EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A PUPPY BITE*
Raoul> *has sharp teeth, evidentally?*
Charming> *RUNS ABOUT FRANTICALLY*]
Raoul> *puppy!snerk*
Marius> *wants to be a puppy too*
kitten-Alice> *pounces on Raoul's tail*
Marius> *squawk*
Raoul> *pounce'd!* *skitters away*
Crowley> Well. *amused* Perhaps we could change them into different animals once we get bored of this.
Jehan> ....*shivers and perches on Zeus' shoulder*
Marius> R: *is here*
Marius> R: *is laughing*
Zeus> *meerkat'd!* Perhaps. That's always entertaining. *picks up Jehan and stares at him* Right.
Zeus> *eyes R*
Jehan> *stares and squeaks*
* Tibsy has joined #desperatefans
Charming> *pecks Tibsy*
Zeus> *turns R into a Doberman pup*
Tibsy> *laughs* Well, hello! Are you Animals? or animals?
kitten-Alice> *meows!*
R: *PUPPY*
Jehan> *squeaks*
Raoul> *struggles a moment* . . . . . woof.
Raoul> . . . . *shame*
Crowley> *eyes Tibsy, now*
Zeus> *grins at Tibsy* Why, hello.
R: *tilts head adorably* Woof?
Tibsy> *giggles*
Dorian> ....
Raoul> *identical!tilt* . . . . . . . . . *puppy!yelp*
Dorian> ...It's a menagerie.
Marius> R: ....*licks Dorian*
Dorian> ...Aww..
Marius> R: Woof.
Jehan> *squeaks miserably*
* Hamlet has joined #desperatefans
Dorian> *pets*
Dorian> My sweet prince!
Charming> *SQUAWK*
Hamlet> *strolls in* My marble statue!
Charming> *pecks Dorian*
Marius> *lickes Ham1337 too*
Hamlet> *stares*
Dorian> ACK
Charming> *and Hamlet*
Dorian> Ow! *looks at hurt hand*
kitten-Alice> *pounces on Dorian's shoelaces!*
Crowley> Hmmm...
Dorian> *smiles* Oh, a kitten!
Marius> R: WOOF.
Marius> *penguins*
Crowley> *turns Tibsy into a monkey on nitrous oxide, you know, just for in joke's sake*
kitten-Alice> *purrs at Dorian*
Dorian> *pets the kitten*
Tibsy> *bounces around hyperly*
Jehan> *squeaks and runs away from Tibbett*
Hamlet> *stares* *pets kitten*
Raoul> ..... *jumps onto a couch, rolls onto back and looks at them all upsidedown-ly*
Tibsy> *which is not that different from normal, come to think of it*
Dorian> ..Why are there so many animals here?
Hamlet> Madness...!
Tibsy> *jumps on Dorian*
Crowley> *waves at them*
Dorian> ACK
Dorian> ACK
Zeus> *beams at Dorian* Why, -hello-. Aren't you lovely?
Dorian> HELP.
Dorian> Oh....
Dorian> *looks at Zeus*
Tibsy> *sits on Dorian's head*
Dorian> ........
Dorian> Oh...
Dorian> ....*doesn't mind the monkey anymore*
Hamlet> *pulls Tibsy off and scowls* BEAST
Dorian> .....He -- hello..
Charming> *flaps his wings at Hamlet*
Zeus> Hello, lovely.
Tibsy> *picks for fleas in hamlet's hair?*
Charming> *pecks at Hamlet's toes*
Dorian> *blushes and smiles*
Hamlet> *curses Charming!*
Dorian> *sits up*
Grantaire> Woof.
Grantaire> *flops on the floor all adorablelike*
Zeus> *smiles* Now, my lovely, what could be as lovely as you...?
Grantaire> Marius: *penguin!spins*
Dorian> *smiles, in a daze* ...Whatever you like me to be..
Raoul> *is upsidedown on the couch* .....*teensy!barks*
Grantaire> *woofs at Raoul*
Raoul> *puppy-wave?*
Grantaire> *sniffy!wave*
Zeus> Well, then, beautiful...*changes Dorian into a flamingo!*
Dorian> .........
Charming> ......
Charming> *pecks*
Grantaire> Marius: *squork*
Crowley> *laughs*
kitten-Alice> *birdbirdbird!* *chases*
Raoul> *sliiiiiiides and falls off couch* *has no 1337ninjaupsidedown!skills as a puppy?*
Dorian> *SQUAWK*
Hamlet> ...
Grantaire> *adorable!headtilt* Woof?
Dorian> *runs around in a panic, trampling Jehan*
Hamlet> ...What devilry!
Charming> ... *flees from Alice!kitten*
Jehan> ....
Tibsy> *monkey!*
Jehan> *squeaks*
Crowley> *eyes Hamlet*
Crowley> Hmm.
Raoul> *rubs nose with paw* ...woof.
kitten-Alice> *chases Charming!peacock*
Tibsy> *is sitting on Hamlet's head*
Hamlet> *is annoyed*
Dorian> *SQUAWK SQUAWK* *pecks at random*
Tibsy> Oooh ooh aah?
Jehan> *squeaks and drags himself to under a couch*
Dorian> *SQUAWKS IN SPITE*
Crowley> Now ...
Tibsy> *bounces over to flamingo!dorian*
Crowley> to add in a bit more entertainment...
Dorian> *SQUAwK?!*
Hamlet> *is Tibsyless?*
Crowley> *changes Hamlet into a lion cub*
Hamlet> *lioncub!*
Dorian> *SQUAWKS!*
Jehan> ....
Hamlet> *ROARS*
Tibsy> Oook!
Jehan> *squeaks*
Charming> .....
Grantaire> WOOF!
Raoul> .....
Charming> *flutters in a panic*
Grantaire> *grrrs all grrlike*
kitten-Alice> *eyes the lion and hides*
Dorian> *SQUAWKS LIKE IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE*
Grantaire> *but adorably*
Hamlet> *takes off after Charming*
Charming> *skitters away as fast as he can, since zomg, can't fly!*
Grantaire> Raar.
Tibsy> Oook!
Hamlet> *catches tail feathers in his teeth*
Raoul> *low puppy!growl*
Jehan> *squeaks and lodges himself between pillows*
Charming> *SQUAWKS LOUDLY*
kitten-Alice> *scurries under a couch and meows helplessly*
Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND FLAPS*
Grantaire> *growls and wags his tail at Raoul*
Raoul> ...*barks*
Dorian> *WONDERS WHY HE SUCKS AT FLYING*
Grantaire> Grrrr?
Tibsy> Oook.
Raoul> ....*lies down on his stomach* woof.
Hamlet> *stops running and playfully stalks Charming*
Grantaire> *flops* Arf.
Charming> .... *PARANOIA!*
Hamlet> *zomgstalkstalk!*
Raoul> *puts chin on the ground*
Charming> *PANICS*
Grantaire> ...*chases lion!Hamlet?*
Hamlet> *chased!* *ignores Charming*
Grantaire> Woof!
Dorian> *SQUAWKS IN RAGE*
Hamlet> *skitters to a stop and turns* *roars!*
Tibsy> *ooks in..monkeyness*
Grantaire> *growls!*
Charming> *SQUAWKS BACK AT DORIAN*
Dorian> *SQUAWKS LOUDER*
Jehan> *gets into the pot of flowers*
Charming> *PECKS HIM*
Hamlet> *stares down R*
Crowley> *is -laughing-*
Dorian> *LATCHES ONTO HIS NECK WITH HIS HUGE BEAK*
Grantaire> *lays back his ears, still growling*
Charming> *ACK!!*
Dorian> *MU HAHAHAHA*
Charming> *FLUTTERS ABOUT DRAMATICALLY*
Zeus> *is dying of laughter*
Dorian> *FLUTTERS AFTER HIM ANGRILY*
Grantaire> Marius: *penguins*
Hamlet> *POUNCES!*
Grantaire> *pounced!*
Jehan> *squeaks and makes his home in the flowers*
Raoul> .... *wanders over to Marius to avoid puppy-lion fight*
Grantaire> *yelps and puppy!wrestles?*
Hamlet> *growls and lioncub!wrestles!*
Grantaire> Marius: *is spinning all penguinlike*
Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND DOESN'T LIKE WRESTLING*
kitten-Alice> *cowering beneath the sofa*
Charming> *pecks at the sofa*
Grantaire> *puppy!wrestling!*
Raoul> *barks at Charming*
Dorian> *PECKS AT THE SOFA TOO*
Hamlet> *tries to pin R down!*
Grantaire> *distracted!*
Grantaire> *barks at Charming*
Hamlet> *SUCCEEDS!*
Grantaire> *PINNDED*
Charming> *PECKS*
Dorian> *PECKS*
kitten-Alice> *meows in fear and hides from Dorian*
Raoul> .....
Jehan> *bites a flower off and runs under the sofa with it in his mouth, and gives it to Alice*
Hamlet> *nips at R's neck in victory*
Grantaire> *whimpers*
kitten-Alice> *purrs and nuzzles meerkat!Jehan*
Jehan> *squeaks*
Raoul> *runs over to the couch and growls at Dorian and Charming*
Dorian> *FLAPS IN FRIGHT*
Charming> *PECKS RAOUL'S NOSE*
Grantaire> *wriggles under the couch with kitten!Alice and meerkat!Jehan*
Jehan> *squeaks and tries not to be crushed*
Hamlet> *pwns!*
Raoul> *yelps!*
puppy-R> Woof.
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Courfeyrac> ...Er...
puppy-R> WOOF!
lion-Hamlet> *stalks*
puppy-Raoul> .....*barks*
Peacock-Charming> *SQUAWKS*
Courfeyrac> ......
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks!!*
kitten-Alice> *MEOWS*
puppy-R> *licks Courfeyrac*
kitten-Alice> *peaks out from under the cooch*
Crowley> *grins at Rac* Hi.
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks and runs out to Courfeyrac*
monkey-Tibsy> Ook!
Zeus> *smirks* Why, hello.
Courfeyrac> ...Has somebody had a good day today?
puppy-R> Woof!
Zeus> ...you could say that.
puppy-R> *adorable!puppy!headtilt*
lion-Hamlet> *pounces on Rac's leg*
Courfeyrac> *scratches R behind the ears*...
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND SUCKS AT FLYING*
Courfeyrac> ...Oh, hello, er...
Peacock-Charming> *PECKS RAC'S TOE*
Courfeyrac> *patpats Hamlet**
lion-Hamlet> *chews at his pantsleg!*
Courfeyrac> *and edges away Charming*
Courfeyrac> ...Er, Lion King....
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks and hides in the pot of flowers*
puppy-R> *scratched*
Courfeyrac> .......Lion King, you might not want to do that. er...
lion-Hamlet> *does it ANYWAY*
puppy-R> *flops on his back all adorably and begs for a tummy rub*
kitten-Alice> *wriggles out and meows cutely*
Courfeyrac> ......*is QUITE confused.*
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
lion-Hamlet> *eyes Crowley* So.
Courfeyrac> (er.)
lion-Hamlet> *iS NOT ZEUS*
puppy-R> *was turned into a puppy by Crowley, I think*
puppy-Raoul> *attempts to explain?* . . . . . . . . . *barks instead* *WONDERS WHY HAMLET GETS TO TALK*
Zeus> *eyes Crowley* So.
Courfeyrac> ......
lion-Hamlet> *ROARS*
monkey-Tibsy> Marius: *is a penguin!*
Courfeyrac> *lifts Hamlet up by the scruff*
puppy-Raoul> *BARKS*
lion-Hamlet> *flails!*
Courfeyrac> *and gives R a tummy rub*
lion-Hamlet> *tries to bite*
meerkat-Jehan> *runs back onto Zeus' shoulder for protection*
Courfeyrac> No chewing, Lion King.
puppy-Raoul> *skitters out of the way*
Crowley> *points at Rac* Want to handle him?
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS*
Courfeyrac> ...WHAT
puppy-R> *wags tail and flails*
kitten-Alice> *wide-eyed kitten!look*
Courfeyrac> Wait, er...
Courfeyrac> ..........Wait.
Peacock-Charming> *PECKS DORIAN*
Courfeyrac> Just a minute.
Zeus> Sure, no problem. *grins at Rac* What do you feel like today, hmmm?
flamingo-Dorian> *PECKS BACK!!*
monkey-Tibsy> *monkeys*
lion-Hamlet> *chases Dorian AND Charming!*
Peacock-Charming> *FLEEES*
lion-Hamlet> *grrrrrs!*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND FLIES SUCKILY*
Courfeyrac> ......May I just ask ...
Courfeyrac> ...er, why...
meerkat-Jehan> ...
puppy-R> Woof?
kitten-Alice> *rubs up against Rac's shoe*
puppy-R> *in an attempt to explain*
Zeus> Why? Why not?
Courfeyrac> *smiles a little nervously and patpats everyone he can*
Courfeyrac> Well if you've an entire menagerie in here...
Crowley> It's fun? *grin*
Courfeyrac> ...Don't you need a little more help managing them?
Crowley> .. Not really.
Zeus> Who said anything about managing?
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND LOOKS FOR SOMETHING SHINY ON SOMEONE*
Courfeyrac> ......But they're adorable. And stuff. And need managing.
kitten-Alice> *ADORABLE!*
meerkat-Jehan> *scared!*
lion-Hamlet> *chases Dorian!*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND RUNS*
Peacock-Charming> *FLAILS* *AS BEST AS HE CAN*
lion-Hamlet> *has pink feathers in his mouth!*
Crowley> *notices that Charming might want to be saying something to him*
flamingo-Dorian> *WOULD FIND IT AROUSING IF HE WEREN'T A FLAMINGO!*
lion-Hamlet> *...is a sexy beast?*
Peacock-Charming> *SQUAWKS*
kitten-Alice> *meows in feeeeear*
flamingo-Dorian> *NOT WHEN HE'S A BABY FELINE*
lion-Hamlet> *IS TOO!*
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks, and stays put, as he's already been trampled*
Courfeyrac> *baby felines are sexy, yo*
Crowley> *decides that maybe he should change Charming into a frog* *does so*
lion-Hamlet> *LOOK AT HIS SEXY MANE!*
flamingo-Dorian> *IS NOT! SQUAWK*
* Peacock-Charming is now known as FrogPrince
Courfeyrac> *aw, frog prince!* XD
Courfeyrac> *and psychic. XD*
Courfeyrac> ...
Courfeyrac> ...Wait, so...
Zeus> *smiles at Rac again* So. Have an answer?
FrogPrince> ... ribbit.
meerkat-Jehan> .....
Courfeyrac> ......How permanent is this?
Zeus> Quite so. *grins*
Courfeyrac> ...Quite permanent?
FrogPrince> *flails froggily*
Crowley> *sniggers at Charming*
puppy-Raoul> . . . .
puppy-Raoul> *would grin wickedly at Charming, but is a puppy*
puppy-Raoul> *barks instead*
Courfeyrac> ...*offers the puppy an orange*
meerkat-Jehan> ...*whimpers*
puppy-Raoul> . . . . *cutelittleheadtilt?*
Courfeyrac> Awww...
lion-Hamlet> *pokes the frog with a paw*
Courfeyrac> ...*hands him a bit of orange?*
FrogPrince> *hops*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND WANTS ORANGE*
lion-Hamlet> *follows curiously*
Courfeyrac> *gives the flamingo some orange!*
kitten-Alice> *wants cuddled*
flamingo-Dorian> *YUMMY*
puppy-Raoul> .... *sniffs at it* *ohwell,whatthehell* *takes it and eats bit of orange?*
Courfeyrac> *lifts up the kitten* Hello, Dinah.
meerkat-Jehan> *is hurt; doesn't want to eat*
kitten-Alice> *purrs*
Courfeyrac> ......Timon, are you alright?
meerkat-Jehan> ...........
Crowley> I think that he ... *motions at Rac* would make a nice ... warthog. *grin*
kitten-Alice> *rubs face against Rac's fingers*
Courfeyrac> No.
Courfeyrac> Wait. I have a suggestion.
Zeus> A ha! Or... a sheep?
Zeus> Mortals make such nice sheep.
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
Courfeyrac> *absently scratches Alice*
kitten-Alice> *purrrs*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND PECKS CROWLEY*
Courfeyrac> ...Before you start arguing about what I get to be turned into... Ah...
lion-Hamlet> *still stalking Charming*
Crowley> .... *is pecked* You sure you don't want me to change you into something worse, Dorian?
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND FLUTTERS*
FrogPrince> *is stalked!* *hops around the room*
lion-Hamlet> *follows in little lion!hops*
Courfeyrac> Simba, I don't think the Frog Prince likes that quite so m... ........not that it matters...
FrogPrince> ... ribbit!
Courfeyrac> ..he says.
Crowley> Wait, was that your suggestion?
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS EXTRA LOUDLY TO SHOW HIS HATE FOR THE SITUATION*
Crowley> *throws Dorian some shrimp*
Courfeyrac> No, my suggestion was...
flamingo-Dorian> *FORGETS ANGER AND EATS*
Courfeyrac> ......
flamingo-Dorian> *AND TURNS AN ATTRACTIVE, DARKER SHADE OF PINK*
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
Courfeyrac> *offers Timon some oranges*
meerkat-Jehan> *pulls back*
Courfeyrac> ...Oh, er...
meerkat-Jehan> *into the pot of flowers*
Courfeyrac> ......*offers cotton candy*
Crowley> *aside to Zeus* Maybe you should just change him into a sheep. Or goat.
Courfeyrac> AUGH NO, wait.
Courfeyrac> Negotiate.
meerkat-Jehan> *eats a bit*
Zeus> I prefer sheep. Rather poetic, wouldn't you say?
Courfeyrac> ...You're Jehan, aren't you.
Courfeyrac> *patpats the meerkat*
meerkat-Jehan> *attempts a nod*
kitten-Alice> *wants shrimp*
Courfeyrac> *aww!*
flamingo-Dorian> *WANTS MORE SHRIMP!!!*
Courfeyrac> ...No, wait, er... you... guys. I mean...
Courfeyrac> *holds out shrimp in front of Alice*
flamingo-Dorian> *RARRRR*
FrogPrince> *hops* *is apparently calmer as a frog*
flamingo-Dorian> *PECKS COURFEYRAC*
kitten-Alice> *pouncetackles shrimp*
Courfeyrac> Eeh, alright, alright. *offers Dorian shrimp*
flamingo-Dorian> *EATS ANGRILY*
Crowley> Oh, quite poetic. Well, what are you waiting for?
Courfeyrac> ...-Negotiate!-
Zeus> *winks and TURNS RAC INTO A SHEEP!*
meerkat-Jehan> .....
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
puppy-Raoul> ...
Courfeyrac> ........*oh, CRAPTASTIC.*
kitten-Alice> *eats shrimp*
Crowley> *snickers*
lion-Hamlet> *oooooh, sheep!*
flamingo-Dorian> *TAKES THE SHRIMP FROM ALICE*
Courfeyrac> *is merino like woah*
Zeus> *grins* Ah. This should be fun.
Courfeyrac> *omfg sheep lying with lion and all that biblical jazz?*
meerkat-Jehan> *shivers*
lion-Hamlet> *omg,obviously!* *STALKS*
* Snape has joined #desperatefans
Courfeyrac> ..........
flamingo-Dorian> *PECK PECK*
Crowley> It should be.
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
FrogPrince> ... ribbit!
kitten-Alice> *meows*
Snape> *blinks at the... menagerie*
sheep-Rac> *facepalms. except.. yeah*
lion-Hamlet> *STALKS SHEEP*
sheep-Rac> ...*rolls his eyes*
flamingo-Dorian> *FLUTTERS*
Crowley> *grins at Snape*
lion-Hamlet> ...*cansheepDOthat?*
sheep-Rac> *oh, hell yes.*
Zeus> Ooooh, another one.
Zeus> Your turn.
Snape> *looks around... animals.. Crowley...Zeus...Okay. This is a bad idea.*
kitten-Alice> *meows cutely at Snape*
Snape> *blinks at the kitten*
kitten-Alice> *cute little headtilt*
puppy-Raoul> *barks at Snape?*
lion-Hamlet> *ROARS!*
Snape> Something tells me I should.. hasten my departure.
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks and hides*
kitten-Alice> *skitters after Jehan*
puppy-Raoul> *nods at Snape*
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks and tries to avoid being trampled again*
Crowley> Why don't you stay? *grins* *and ... changes Snape into a chipmunk*
Snape> *slooowly backs towards the door*
sheep-Rac> ...
puppy-Raoul> ...woof
chipmunk-Snape> *blinks*
sheep-Rac> ......baaah.
kitten-Alice> *oooh, small animal!*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWK?!!?!?*
FrogPrince> RIBBIT
puppy-Raoul> ....arf?
meerkat-Jehan> *squeak*
kitten-Alice> ...*skitters off after Snape*
sheep-Rac> BAH.
puppy-Raoul> ..!
chipmunk-Snape> *SQUEAKS and darts away*
lion-Hamlet> *big lion yawn with big lion teeth*
kitten-Alice> *chases!*
meerkat-Jehan> ...
sheep-Rac> ...*being a sheep is, frankly, boring.*
chipmunk-Snape> *darts between Rac's legs*
sheep-Rac> *walks away.*
puppy-Raoul> .... *barks*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWK*
FrogPrince> RIBBIT
meerkat-Jehan> *squeak*
sheep-Rac> ......*sighs*
chipmunk-Snape> *squeaks and scrabbles up the back of the couch*
kitten-Alice> *meows and runs off after chipmunk!Snape*
meerkat-Jehan> *runs between the cushions of the couch*
lion-Hamlet> *growls gently at Rac*
Crope> .....*blinks* What delightferating amusements have _I_ missed??
sheep-Rac> *bangs head against wall for boredom*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS IN RAGE?*
chipmunk-Snape> *goes up and over and also between couch cushions*
Zeus> Oh, many, but you're here -now-...
lion-Hamlet> *pounces Rac*
sheep-Rac> ......*rolls over*
flamingo-Dorian> *WONDERS IF THERE WILL BE BLOOD*
sheep-Rac> ...-BAH-.
lion-Hamlet> ...*BITES*
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
meerkat-Jehan> *SQUEAKS*
kitten-Alice> *hides*
sheep-Rac> .......
Crope> .....*blinks at Zeus* Yes, I am, and now am asking, what in Lurline's name is going on??
sheep-Rac> *yes, sheep bite too.*
FrogPrince> *hops*
sheep-Rac> *BITES*
meerkat-Jehan> ....
Crowley> A lot of fun? *grins*
lion-Hamlet> *BITTEN!*
lion-Hamlet> *SCRATCHES*
sheep-Rac> *headwalls*
sheep-Rac> *clears his throat. if sheep can*
sheep-Rac> *walks up to Crowley and Zeus*
sheep-Rac> ....BAAAAH.
Crowley> ... *snickers*
sheep-Rac> ..........*insistent* BAAAAH.
Zeus> *smirks* How quaint.
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AT CROWLEY*
Crope> .....
Crowley> *raises eyebrow*
sheep-Rac> ......*is making a demand* BAAH. BAAAAAAH.
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND FLIES ON TOP OF THE SHEEP*
sheep-Rac> *shakes off the flaming flamingo*
lion-Hamlet> *pounces on sheep and flamingo!*
flamingo-Dorian> *FLIES AWAY IN A BURST OF FLAME -- ACK*
flamingo-Dorian> *FLUTTERS MADLY*
Crope> ...are these... -were- they, rather... people?
lion-Hamlet> *pink feathers in teeth!*
sheep-Rac> *rolls around some more*
puppy-Raoul> *has to leave*
flamingo-Dorian> *ACTUALLY, MAYBE IT IS AROUSING*
flamingo-Dorian> .....
sheep-Rac> .........
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS*
lion-Hamlet> *of COURSE it is!*
sheep-Rac> ...........*more demanding* BAAAAAAAH.
flamingo-Dorian> *fine then!!*
lion-Hamlet> *SEXT BEAST*
lion-Hamlet> *JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING*
sheep-Rac> (He's gonna be the mane event?)
flamingo-Dorian> *RARR -- EXCEPT, SQUAWK*
chipmunk-Snape> *cowering between couch cushions* *So. Incredibly. UNHAPPY.*
lion-Hamlet> [Like no king was before!]
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks at Snape from where he hides between pillows*
chipmunk-Snape> [He's brushing up on looking down?]
sheep-Rac> ...*is a rather politically-minded sheep* BAAAAH. BAAH? BAAH -BAAAH- BAAAAAAAAAH.
lion-Hamlet> [He's working on his...]
chipmunk-Snape> *squeaks ill-temperedly at Jehan*
lion-Hamlet> *ROAR!*
meerkat-Jehan> *hides again*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWK*
kitten-Alice> *swats at the chipmunk*
sheep-Rac> *tugs on Crowley and Zeus' clothes*
Crowley> ... *raises eyebrow at Rac some more* What, do you want a different animal?
chipmunk-Snape> *scrabbles farther underneath the cushions*
FrogPrince> *thinks lion!Hamlet is a rather uninspiring thing*
sheep-Rac> *well, that too, since a sheep is frankly fucking BORING, but... but I mean, how permanent... er...*
lion-Hamlet> *goes back to hopping after Charming, then*
FrogPrince> *blows his nose on an elephant's ear-- Imean, hops away*
FrogPrince> [*has seen Lion King to many times*]
And the typists went into nostalgia mode for a bit.
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
chipmunk-Snape> *remains utterly silent*
puppy-Raoul> ......*barks?*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS*
lion-Hamlet> *POUNCES*
sheep-Rac> ........../BAH/.
flamingo-Dorian> *IS AROUSED, OH DEAR*
Crowley> *snickers*
chipmunk-Snape> *finds himself... inexplicably craving sunflower seeds*
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks*
meerkat-Jehan> *and wants to recover in peace*
kitten-Alice> *meows like a little lost... well, kitten*
chipmunk-Snape> *uneasily pops his head out of the couch cushions*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AT THE CHIPMUNK?*
chipmunk-Snape> *squeaks annoyed-ly*
flamingo-Dorian> *>:O*
lion-Hamlet> *toothy lion!grin at Snape*
chipmunk-Snape> *rolls his tiny little chipmunk eyes*
meerkat-Jehan> *squeaks and doesn't like larger animals with malicious intent*
chipmunk-Snape> *climbs out and sits calmly on the couch*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS AND WANTS AN ANIMAL FARM REBELLION*
chipmunk-Snape> *glowerly at Crowley*
flamingo-Dorian> *WONDERS WHERE OLD NAPOLEON IS*
sheep-Rac> *OMG WOULD BE OFFENDED IF NAPOLEON WERE HERE*
flamingo-Dorian> *OMG WELL IT'S A PIG*
lion-Hamlet> *ROYALIST*
sheep-Rac> *OMG YEAH COME TO THINK OF IT*
lion-Hamlet> *IMEANWHAT?*
meerkat-Jehan> *oh dear*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS INNOCENTLY*
sheep-Rac> *would STILL be offended. I mean, what's the sense in naming a pig Napoleon other than the obvious fact that Napoleon takes after his namesake?*
chipmunk-Snape> *hops off the couch and scurries out the door*
flamingo-Dorian> *SQUAWKS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THINKING TOO HARD*
sheep-Rac> *Bah.*
FrogPrince: RIBBIT.
meerkat-Jehan> *squeak*
lion-Hamlet> *ROARS*
Crope> .....*gets some tea*
meerkat-Jehan> *hides*
puppy-Raoul> ...woof?
Crowley> *amused*
Zeus> *smirks at Crowley* I'll be back soon. Entertain yourself.
And then Hermione came in and attempted to guess who was who, and Crowley refused to change Tibbett back into a human, even though Crope was begging him to.