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* Noodle has joined #desperatefans
Noodle> . . . *grabs Raoul!puppy*
Noodle> Pup-pup has to go beddy-bye now.
puppy-R> Woof!
puppy-R> *puppy!sulk*
Noodle> Woof indeed, Kanga-R
sheep-Rac> ...*gives Karin a sheep-hug*
Noodle> *sheep!hug'd*
puppy-R> *whimper*
Crowley> *blinks*
Noodle> *patpats R*
puppy-R> *licks*
puppy-Raoul> *wriggles*
puppy-R> *arfs at puppy!Raoul*
* kitten-Alice has joined #desperatefans
sheep-Rac> *nuzzles puppy!Raoul and Karin!Noodle*
Noodle> Yea yea, Raoul. whouzzacuteleetlepuppy.
puppy-Raoul> ...
puppy-R> *thinks he's cuter*
kitten-Alice> *runs in and stops to bat a bit of yarn*
puppy-R> *woof*
Crowley> *narrows eyes at Karin, since SHE was the one in charge of the makeovers*
Noodle> *bats eyelashes at Crowley*
Tibsymonkey> *ooks and clings to Crope*
kitten-Alice> *pounces puppy!R*
puppy-R> *pounced!*
kitten-Alice> *bats at his ears*
Noodle> All right. Say good night, pup-pup
puppy-R> *puppy!wrestles*
puppy-Raoul> . . . arf.
* Fish has joined #desperatefans
kitten-Alice> *kitten!wrestles?*
Fish> Hi.
puppy-R> . . . .woof.
Fish> I would just like to say.
Fish> *gives Karinnoodle and Raoul a GIANT GRIZZLY hug*
Noodle> *HUG'D*
* Z has joined #desperatefans
* Mandracitis has joined #desperatefans
Z> Oh. Is this where the fun is?
Fish> Oh look, we're all here!
Mandracitis> *HUGS EVERYONE*
* Dili has joined #desperatefans
Z> *DOES TOO*
Fish> *GROUP HUG!*
Dili> YAY.
Dili> YAY.
Mandracitis> WHEE!
Dili> *GROUP HUGS*
Mandracitis> *snuggles puppy!R*
Fish> WE'RE ALL LITERARY CHARACTERS NOW!
kitten-Alice> *purrs*
* Squishy has joined #desperatefans
Squishy> *...succumbs*
Fish> *GIVES SHEEP!RAC A FLYING KICK*
Dili> *tackles Squishy*
Squishy> *succumbs liek woah*
sheep-Rac> *OW'D*
Squishy> *tackled, zomg!*
Mandracitis> ...*eyes Crowley*
Crowley> ....
Mandracitis> You, dear boy...
Squishy> .......pity they're still animals.
Fish> ...Hi, Crowley.
lion-Hamlet> *runs in!*
Mandracitis> Will turn my Tibsy back RIGHT NOW.
Squishy> YES.
Fish> .........*RAVISHES CROWLEY*
Crowley> .... um-- ack.
Fish> BWAHAHA.
Squishy> Or my Cropeling will have to, er, be pouty at you.
Mandracitis> Otherwise. Makeovers.
Fish> I will brag about this forever.
Z> Oh... -hi-, Crowley.
Noodle> MAKEOVERS
Noodle> YES.
Crowley> ......
Z> *bats eyelashes*
Noodle> LILAC COLORED LIPSTICK, CROWLEY.
Mandracitis> *blows a kiss*
Z> Oh! And extensions...
Fish> And a bra.
Fish> ...What?
Fish> Yes.
Mandracitis> *POUNCES SQUISHY*
Noodle> ...yes.
Crowley> *looks vaguely frightened*
Mandracitis> Come on, Leyley.
lion-Hamlet> *lion!nuzzles someone*
Noodle> *holds out puppy!Raoul* Change him back please?
Dili> *pokes Crowley because bwahaha, she's the typist*
Noodle> Or, you know, VANILLA SCENTED LOTION.
Fish> *gives Dili a shoulder massage*
Mandracitis> With PERFUME.
Z> *snuggles with Mandy*
Noodle> AND POSSIBLY MOISTURIZER.
Mandracitis> *snuggles Z while pouncing Roxana*
Crowley> *sighs* ... Fine. Who am I supposed to change back?
Noodle> Soooo, change the puppy!Raoul back please?
Mandracitis> And Tibsy.
Noodle> Into like, you know, dork!Vicomte
Crowley> *waves hand despondently, and poof, they've changed back!*
Noodle> YEY, thanks Crowley sweetie pie
Crope> YAY!
Tibsy> *SNOGS CROPE BEFORE HE LEAVES*
Mandracitis> Love you, Crowley darling!
Raoul> *hugs typist!*
Crope> *SNOGS TIBSY LIEK WOAH*
Fish> Aw, Crowley, you DEAR.
Noodle> Love you too, Raoul sweetie. Now. *drags him off by the ear*
Noodle> NIGHT GUYS.
Fish> Love you Karin!
Raoul> *drag'd*
Z> Love you!
Rac> Yes. Love you.
Mandracitis> LOVE YOU, NOODLE!
Noodle> <3 <3 <3
Z> YOU WIN AT LIFE!
Dili> Much love!
Z> <3
Noodle> ...
Squishy> *sneaks out the back door*
Rac> *waves!*
Crowley> *glares*
Rac> NO TROUT.
* Noodle slaps Noodle around a bit with a large trout
Rac> ACK
Noodle> >_>
Rac> Don't trout yerself, lady.
Noodle> NIGHT.
Rac> *waves*
* Noodle has left #desperatefans
Z> Hello, fellow literary characters.
Fish> *bows low*
Mandracitis> Hello.
Fish> Since we're here, let's do things to our puppets.
Mandracitis> Now pardon me, I have to put on my Ferre-hat.
Z> Wait, why are my puppets still animals?
Fish> *thwaps Rac like NO TOMORROW*
Dili> Good idea! ... and I don't know.
Crope> *ravishes Tibs on the sofa*
Fish> Because, Z, you haven't changed their names yet.
Fish> :D
Z> ...shall I fix them?
Dili> *pokes the lion*
Z> I rather like Simba.
Fish> ...Me too.
lion-Hamlet> *roars! cutely!*
Fish> Aw!
Fish> *huggles Simba*
lion-Hamlet> *huggl'd!*
Tibsy> *snogs Crope while his typist is being Ferre*
Alice> Oh. I'm a person again.
Z> *leaves Hamlet like that for a while*
Rac> GOOD!
Dili> *pats Alice on the head*
Mandracitis-beingFerre> *HUGS ALICE*
Alice> *smiles at the nice typists*
Mandracitis-beingFerre> *goes back to being Ferre*
Fish> *gives Alice a ribbon*
Alice> Oh...! Thank you, Miss Fish.
lion-Hamlet> *bats at ribbon*
Mandracitus> *snuggles Ham1337 lion*
lion-Hamlet> *nuzzles Mandy*
Fish> *patpats Alice*
Dili> *glomps Crowley, because yay, she can*
Crowley> *glomped!*
Alice> *likes Fish*
Fish> *huggls and glomps EVERYONE! well, except Rac.*
Z> *tackles Rac*
Mandracitus> *glomps EVERYONE*
Crowley> *always gets tortured by the typists...*
Mandracitus> *AND RAC*
Rac> Giez, thank you, lady Z.
Rac> And Mandy.
Rac> I get no love from mah homie.
Dili> *glomps Rac*
Rac> And Dili. 3
Dili> *and cuddles Hamlet!lion*
Z> *beams* -I- like you, Rac, darling. *bats eyelashes*
Mandracitus> *snogs Rac* I love you.
Tibsy> *obliviously snuggling*
lion-Hamlet> *cuddl'd!* *paws at Dili's hair!*
Crope> *.......obliviously ravishing*
Rac> *grins* Thank you, ladies. Shall we take this to the bedroom?
Tibsy> *ravishe'd!*
Z> Oh, indeed.
Mandracitus> Of course!
Z> *takes his arm*
Rac> *w00t!*
Mandracitus> *jumps on his back*
Rac> *blows a raspberry at Fish*
Dili> *takes his other arm?*
Rac> *Wizard of OZ*
Mandracitus> SAFFRON CREAM?
Rac> *lions and tigers and bears, oh my*
Z> *drags the whole crew toward the bedroom?*
Rac> No, no. not that .... XD
Crope> DID SOMEONE SAY WIZARD?
Crope> of Oz?
Tibsy> *flails and looks up* Cream?
Crope> ...and cream?
Rac> Yey bedroom!
lion-Hamlet> *LION!*
Crope> Squishy: WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Crope> Squishy: IF YOU'RE TAKING RAC TO THE BEDROOM, I WANT TO COME TOO.
Crope> Squishy: ....I am being puppeted by my sock.
Z> Hey, look! Squishy!
Rac> But of course. *kisses Squishy's hand*
Mandracitus> COME ON, ROXANA.
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Squishy> .....>.>
Z> It'll be a party.
Squishy> <.<
Squishy> >.>
Rac> A grand party.
Dili> Hooray, a party!
Rac> Oh, but before anything else.
Mandracitus> Hurrah!
Rac> May I have your autographs?
Z> Us, my dear?
Mandracitus> Of course, Adrien darling.
Squishy-Eeee> Mine? Awww.
Squishy-Eeee> I mean, ours.
Rac> *offers them a huge paper thing*
Squishy-Eeee> ...OURS. Mustn't be so egotistical.
Rac> *and pens*
Z> I could deny you nothing.
Mandracitus> *sings along randomly with Hayden*
Rac> Then could you... *whispers something very dirty in Z's ear*
Z> Oh! *giggles madly* Only if you ask nicely.
Rac> *trails kisses down her neck* As nicely as possible.
Mandracitus> *gapes*
Z> *swoons* Then that's a yes. Always a yes.
Rac> *grins* Never has there been a happier man.
Mandracitus> Zazzle my love...*snogs*
Squishy-Eeee> ..........lucky.,
Z> Excuse me, Adrien... *snogs Mandy!*
Mandracitus> *snogged*
Fish> (........omgwtf. XD)
Fish> (what are we doing. XDDDDD)
Mandracitus> Roxana, dear, are you communing with the dolphins?
Z> [...we ARE the typists. Why are we in brackets?]
Dili> *puts Crowley up for grabs, too!* *literally*
Fish> (......XD)
Mandracitus> [no idea]
Fish> CROWLEY!
Crowley> *blinks*
Mandracitus> *gropes Crowley*
Squishy-Eeee> I am....
Fish> *flying tackles*
Squishy-Eeee> not communing with dolphins...
Z> *would offer Hamlet, but he's a lion*
Squishy-Eeee> So much as I am letting Enjolras snog Ferre.
Mandracitus> Aaaah.
Squishy-Eeee> But when I started to say 'E' I got carried away.
Crowley> *is flying tackled!*
Squishy-Eeee> So is Enjolras a dolphin?
Mandracitus> And Etienne is very appreciative of that.
Z> *tackles Rac again*
Grantaire> ..........*chokes*
Fish> I LOVE YOU, CROWLEY.
Grantaire> Not -me-?!
Z> Oh! Grantaire! *TACKLES*
Rac> *tackles back* Don't be an eejit, Christophe.
Grantaire> ACK
Z> Speak French to me!
Rac> *drags in Grantaire*
Grantaire> GERROFF.
Squishy-Eeee> JE PARLE FRANCAIS, Z.
Dili> *tackles the nearest person!*
Crowley> *is loved* Um, thanks.
Fish> HI DILI
Squishy-Eeee> ....oi! I need a Revolutionary!
Fish> *tackles DILI*
Grantaire> *wriggles*
Dili> HI FISH *tackled*
* lion-Hamlet is now known as Hamlet
Hamlet> *wants love*
Mandracitus> HAMLET!!!
Mandracitus> *GLOMP*
Fish> omg HAMLET.
Fish> *SNOGS*
Squishy-Eeee> I want a roach... Any roaches available? ...ooh, danish!
Dili> HAMLET!
Hamlet> My ladies! *glomp'd AND SNOGGED!*
Rac> All roaches are available.
* Grantaire is now known as Mandracitis-PlayingFerre
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> wait. wrong window.
* Mandracitis-PlayingFerre is now known as Grantaire
Fish> Everything is the right window.
Z> *ignores Hamlet and wraps an arm around Rac and an arm around R*
Squishy-Eeee> ...Marius! Stop walking like a fairy!
* Mandracitus is now known as Mandracitis-PlayingFerre
Grantaire> Marius: Buh?
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> WOO BAD PUNS.
Hamlet> *kisses Dili's hand*
Squishy-Eeee> Stop walking like a Ferry?
Squishy-Eeee> ....can I kiss you?
Rac> How do you walk like a Ferry?
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> No, -playing- Ferre.
Dili> *hand is kissed!* *blushes*
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> DUH.
Squishy-Eeee> *kisses Marius!*
Fish> You know
Squishy-Eeee> *the Ferry!*
Fish> we should just have a GIANT orgy.
Crope> With saffron cream!
Fish> ...Alice did not just hear that.
Alice> Hear what?
Crope> ....am I my puppet or am I my typist? I am so confused.
Fish> NOTHING. :D
Fish> ...Once there was a girl...
Fish> ...who went to sleep and dreamt she was a puppet...
Dili> Oh, wait, I should have Crowley change to a single puppet, then.
Tibsy> ...You're you, sweeting.
Alice> I was a kitten! Did you see?
* Crowley is now known as Inigo
Hamlet> *wait. is not single*
Dili> There.
Fish> ...and after she woke up she wasn't sure whether she was a girl who'd dreamt she was a puppet or a puppet dreaming she was a girl... et cetera etceteraetcetera *snogs Inigo*
Alice> ...oh.
Inigo> *snogged!*
Alice> I rather liked being a kitten.
Rac> And you were a dear little kitten, Lady L.
Hamlet> *kisses Dili anyway*
Dili> *yay, kisses*
Crope> ...that works.
Alice> *meows, despite being a little girl again*
Fish> Awww! *gives Alice cotton candy*
Squishy-Eeee> *drags Marius and Rac and R off to bed with her*
Alice> Oh! Candy floss! *beams*
Grantaire> *dragged*
Squishy-Eeee> *...NOT that way, actually..*
Fish> ^__^
* Squishy-Eeee has left #desperatefans
Rac> Aaaah -- ...
Z> Hey! That's my Rac!
Rac> ......Does that mean we have to leave too?
Dili> *clings to Hamlet*
Z> ....no! *TACKLED*
Z> *TACKLES
Fish> *clings to all*
Rac> *falls on floor* Oof
Rac> ...Hi, Zara. I've sekritly been in love with you for ages.
Hamlet> *clings to Dili* Oh, typists fair, invade my chat and too my heart!
Fish> Hamlet!
Z> ...really? I love you too! *snogs!*
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> With great pleasure, Hamlet.
Fish> May I see your little black book?!
Hamlet> Of course, my lady. *hands it over*
Rac> *snogs back* Well that's just dandy then isn't it!
Z> I should think so! *snogsnog*
Inigo> *decides to, er, defend Fish's honor?*
Fish> Oh, INIGO!
Alice> *eats candy floss and gets everything within a two foot radius sticky*
Fish> *prostrates self at Inigo's feet*
Fish> I love thee.
Grantaire> *flollops*
Rac> Oh yes, Christophe.
Grantaire> Hmm?
Rac> This is for the chasing and bugging earlier on. *snogs him thoroughly and BREAKS BRAINS*
Z> *FEELS LEFT OUT*
Fish> Aw, Z! No!
Fish> *gives Z a prompt ravishing!*
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> *brains break*
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> THANK YOU, Rac.
Z> *ooooh! ravished! prompty but properly*
Grantaire> I was bored!
Rac> De rien, Mlle Mandy. *blows her a kiss*
Rac> And so was I!
Rac> Let's break more brains!
Grantaire> Okay!
Rac> Marry me, Christophe!
Grantaire> With pleasure!
Alice> ...
Rac> AND THE BRAINS BREAK SOME MORE!
Fish> *brains die a little inside*
Z> ...thanks, boys.
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> Brains: *asplode*
Rac> WE'RE AN ITALIAN COMEDY PAIRING!
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> Oi, Fish woman.
Fish> ...Yes'm?
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> AIM, hor.
Fish> ......
Fish> ...You can say this in OOC, you know. XD
Dili> Is there really a difference, anymore?
Z> Yeah, Mandy. We're being -literary-.
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> I can, yes.
Fish> ...XDD
Grantaire> .....*snogs?*
Rac> *snogs! with no question mark!*
* Gideon has joined #desperatefans
Fish> OMG GIDEON.
Dili> Literary? *wants to be versed by Hamlet, then*
Z> HI GIDEON!
Mandracitis-PlayingFerre> *GLOMP*
Fish> *POUNCETACKLES*
Dili> Hi Gideon!
Hamlet> *TACKLES DILI AND VERSES THOROUGHLY*
Fish> And Mandy: I think Rac has a sekrit crush on R, because R is a minty gay man with chiseled abs.
Dili> *YAY*
Gideon> *eeps and falls off couch*
Gideon> Typists?
Mandracitis> ......Ah.
Fish> Literary typists!
Z> ...we're literary!
Dili> Ohhh, then why not have the pair of them?
Grantaire> WTF, Rac?
* Inigo is now known as Fabian
Rac> ...I DIDN'T SAY IT!
Mandracitis> FABIAN!
Fish> FABIAN!!
Mandracitis> *GLOMP*
Fish> *falls on Fabian*
Fish> THERE IS TOO MUCH LOVE!
Fish> *swoons*
Fabian> Hello! *winks and is glomped and felled (?) on*
Gideon> *hides behind the couch*
Mandracitis> *swoon*
Fish> *drags him out* c'mere, love!
Fabian> *flirts with both Mandy and Fish*
Mandracitis> Just for Sam.
Hamlet> Oh, sweet Dili! *verses more!*
* Grantaire is now known as SirPercy
Gideon> bbut
Fish> ...zomgfabianflirtswithme.*flirtsback*
Z> *FANGIRLS*
SirPercy> *struts*
Fish> PERCY!!111
Z> *TACKLES!!!!11*
Fish> *FORCES HIM TO SIGN AN AUTOGRAPH*
Gideon> Wouldn't you rather have /her/ or the French boy? *wibbles*
SirPercy> Hallo, m'dears!
* Alice is now known as Zeus
Fish> I'd have you just as well, and why not, I'd like to ask!
Dili> *whee, versed some more by Hamlet!*
Zeus> Hello, ladies.
Gideon> Sam: *tongue hangs out at Percy*
Fish> ...omgZeus!!!
SirPercy> *autograph'd! and tackled!*
Fish> *GLOMPS A GOD*
Dili> .... Hi Zeus!!
Zeus> *lecherous grin*
Fish> BY THE WAY, I'M A VIRGIN.
SirPercy> *blows a kiss to Sam*
Fish> TAKE ME. I WANT TO HAVE GODLINGS.
Zeus> NOT FOR LONG! *stealz!*
Fish> *yey!*
Gideon> Sam: *swoons*
Rac> ..............Am I crazy? Or are they all crazy?
SirPercy> They are.
Mandracitis> Yep!
Dili> *glomps Rac*
Rac> .....Oh, good.
Rac> *glomps the crazy Dili gladly*
SirPercy> She's staring at a picture of Combeferre right now.
Hamlet> The typist's madness. *nods sagely* It infects them all.
Rac> *and does not have a crush on the minty gay man with chiseled abs. no. nuh-uh.*
Gideon> *hides behind Fabian*
Zeus> *ravishes Fish in a godly manner*
Fabian> *is hid behind, but is still flirting with all the typists*
Fish> omg*ravished**happily**omg*
Gideon> Ladies, have you lost your minds?
Rac> I don't mind it, really.
Mandracitis> Only over -you-, lovelies.
Z> Did we ever have them?
Rac> Rather pleasant.
Rac> Very.
Z> *gazes lovingly at Rac* You...
Dili> *keeps going through her characters*
* Fabian is now known as Laurie
Z> ...you're so witty.
Rac> ...And you lie charmingly, my sweet.
Mandracitis> OMG LAURIE!!!!
Z> I breathe no lies for you.
* Gideon is now known as Bel
Fish> LAURIELAURIE!!111
Mandracitis> *TACKLEPOUNCE*
Fish> IS BEL ALRIGHT TO BE HERE?!
Fish> *PRANCES AROUND LIEK WOAH*
Bel> it's more alright than Gideon
Mandracitis> LAURIETEDDYLAURENCE OF MY HEART!!!
Bel> *snerks*
Laurie> *is tacklepounced!*
* Hamlet is now known as Dionysus
Fish> Well, then. XD
Dionysus> Hey, babes. Wine?
Laurie> ... *looks bemused* Um, hello.
Fish> DIONYSUS?!!!1
Mandracitis> Hallo!
Fish> hellz YES WINE.
Mandracitis> *snogs*
Bel> You broke my headmate, ladies.
Dionysus> WINE FOR ALL!
Dili> Of course, wine!
Mandracitis> WINE!
Dionysus> *hands out wine!*
Fish> It's a crazy chat today.
* SirPercy is now known as Grantaire
Grantaire> WINE!!!1
Fish> WINE AND BEER!
Dionysus> Hey, pet!
Grantaire> TO HAND CRAFTED BEERS!
Grantaire> Hi, Dio!
Fish> MADE IN LOCAL BREWERIES!
Mandracitis> TO YOGA!
Fish> TO YOGHURT!
Grantaire> TO RICE AND BEANS AND CHEESE!
Fish> XD
Bel> *giggles*
Mandracitis> w00t!
Bel> Sam: You guys slay me.
Dili> *tackles Sam*
Fish> As you do us. XD
Mandracitis> *snugglyhugs Sam*
Fish> *loves on Sam!*
* Laurie is now known as Umbridge
Fish> ...
Fish> .........
Umbridge> (haha, kidding)
Z> *tackles Sam*
Mandracitis> A STONING.
Fish> .......................HI UMBRIDGE. XD
Fish> JEHOVAH!
Fish> JEHOVAH!
* Umbridge is now known as War
Mandracitis> *stones Fish?*
Fish> omgYES.
Fish> WAR.
Fish> *clambers all over her*
* Grantaire is now known as Wensleydale
Fish> AND WENSLEY. GUH.
Dili> Lovely mental image, there - "Umbridge is now known as War"
Z> WENSLEY!
Wensleydale> Meep.
War> *is clambered all over*
Wensleydale> Scarytypists.
* Zeus is now known as Beezie
Bel> Sam: *is tackled*
Fish> BEEZIE! *bundles them into a love package!*
War> *winks at everyone and blows a kiss*
* Ron-SLEEPING is now known as Ron
Fish> .......
Dili> ... BEEZIE
Fish> RON!!!!!!!1
Mandracitis> RON!
Beezie> *grins* Typistzzzzzzz.
Fish> HELLO RON.
Z> HI RON!
Dili> *tackles Beezie*
Ron> Hi!
Dili> And hi Ron!
Fish> *glomps Ron* ... Er... wait, soon to be married..
* Pepper-away is now known as Pepper
Mandracitis> We've gone madder than normal, Ron!
Beezie> *grins at Dili* Knowzzzt thou thy sinzzzz?
Wensleydale> PEPPER!
Pepper> Wensley!
Fish> PEPPER!!!!!11
Wensleydale> Savemefromthescarytypists!
* Bel is now known as Pasha
Z> HI PEPPER!
Fish> and PASHA!
Mandracitis> PASHA!
Pasha> Sam: *glomps Ron*
Fish> YOU EMO THING!
Mandracitis> *loves*
Z> *snuggles Wensley*
Pepper> *blinks* Do I know you people?
Pasha> Me?
Pepper> *protects Wensley!*
Mandracitis> Yes, you, Pasha.
Wensleydale> *hides*
Dili> Of course I know my sins - you -do- know who you're talking to, don't you?
Pasha> I never!
Rac> Mlle Zara, your lies are just as meltingly lovely as your truths. And yet neither of them will come close to your ravishing self.
Mandracitis> We love you.
Ron> *is glomped*
* War is now known as Charming
Fish> CHARMING, I LOVE EVEN YOU.
Charming> Hello! *grins annoyingly*
Fish> *hugs him!*
Pasha> Sam: You're so sweet, Ron.
Beezie> I need not teach thee luzzzzzt, then?
Fish> *even though!*
* Wensleydale is now known as Porthos
Fish> OMGPORTHOS.
Charming> ... Why -wouldn't- anyone love me? *is hugged?*
Porthos> *saunters in*
Z> Oh! My darling Rac! But I love you!
Fish> Athos: PORTHOS!
Pasha> Someone loves me?
Porthos> ATHOS!
Fish> Athos: *glomps Porthos*
Mandracitis> Yes, Pasha, WE LOVE YOU.
Fish> Athos: Even though we're not really part of the community yet!
Fish> We DO, Pasha. 3
Porthos> *glomps Athos*
* Dionysus is now known as Watson
Watson> ...I. Er.
Dili> ... *just glomps everyone*
Mandracitis> WATSON!
Fish> WATSON!!!11
Dili> .. Watson! *cuddles*
Watson> ...why am I here?
Fish> *is insane with love*
Fish> BECAUSE OUR LOVE CALLS YOU!
Watson> ...*cuddled*
Watson> Oh... is Holmes around?
Mandracitis> *wibbles*
Fish> Arsen's? No.
Watson> ...*sad*
Mandracitis> I promised Tove I'd go to bed not too late.
Fish> Holmes is enjoying a towel fetish session with Arsen.
* Charming is now known as Scar
Watson> ....
Fish> ......omgSCAR
Fish> GROWL TO ME.
* Beezie is now known as Hamlet
Fish> AND WELCOME BACK, HAMLET!
Scar> *grrrrrr*
Hamlet> SCAR! THOU VILLAIN!
Rac> And I you, my expatriate china doll. *kisses Zara's insane hair*
Fish> ...No, Hamlet, wrong idea. *swoons*
* Porthos is now known as Grantaire
Scar> *sharpens his nails, and ignores the insane humans*
Dili> Ok. Back to my usual.
Hamlet> ...
* Scar is now known as Crowley
Fish> You have Jeremy Irons in your soul. 3
Z> *clings to Rac* You could escape this feeling with your China Girl, you feel a wreck without your little China Girl...?
* Pasha is now known as Armand
Fish> OMG GOOD SAVE, ZARA.
Watson> ...*backs away from the typists*
Armand> Hey! I'm in France.
Fish> *GLOMPS ZARA* .....AND BEACHBALL! *GLOMPS ARMAND*
Mandracitis> ARMAND!!!
Armand> *is glomped*
Mandracitis> *GLOMP*
Z> HI ARMAND!!!111
Dili> And yay, my prince is back! *belatedly clings to Hamlet*
* Hamlet is now known as Victoria
Armand> Mandy?? help? Z? i
Dili> *or ... not XD*
* Victoria is now known as Hamlet
* Grantaire is now known as Stitch
Armand> *clings to Victoria*
Hamlet> For thee, my Dili!
Fish> STITCH!
* Watson is now known as Victoria
Victoria> Armand!
Fish> Shrek!
Fish> Fiona!
Armand> they're crazy!
Fish> Donkey!
* Crowley is now known as Donkey
Donkey> What?
Stitch> MEEGA NALA KWEESHTA!
Fish> ...HI!
Fish> ^________^
Victoria> *clings to Armand*
Stitch> *steals everyone's left shoe*
* Ron has joined #desperatefans
Fish> Ahahaha I'm so honoured!
Fish> And welcome back, Ron!
Stitch> *snuggles Fish*
Hamlet> *has no left shoe*
Dili> Ron! :D
Ron> Hello!
Fish> *patpats Stitch* Awww, you dear!
Mandracitis> Ron!!
Fish> You ABSOLUTE dear. You. 3
Stitch> *plays the ukulele*
Armand> Don't you touch Vic's shoes.
Stitch> *already did*
Victoria> *has no left shoe*
Donkey> *goes off to make everyone waffles!*
Victoria> *clings to Armand* Oh, it's ghastly! *points at Stitch*
Fish> Stitch is ADORABLE!
Stitch> *dumps ketchup on Victoria?*
Dili> *awwws at Stitch*
* Croup has joined #desperatefans
Victoria> ...! *GASP!* ARMAND!
Dili> Hi!
Fish> Hello hello!
Armand> *kicks off his other shoe(
Victoria> *covered in ketchup*
Mandracitis> Hallo!
Z> Hi!
Stitch> *Evil laughter*
Armand> *throws his other shoe at Stitch*
Armand> You little beast!
* Hamlet is now known as Frank
Stitch> *adds it to his shoe collection*
Frank> Hi, babies. *big grin*
Fish> It's a very c -- ZOMG!
Mandracitis> FRANK!
* Croup is now known as Forty-two
Mandracitis> *swoon*
Fish> *falls down dead right then and there*
Fish> AND THE ANSWER!
Fish> THE ANSWER IS HERE!
Dili> ... FRANK!
Frank> That's me. Your sweet transvestite.
Armand> Vic, let's go back to France?
Donkey> *brings a plate of waffles to Mandy, and obviously can't speak since he has it in his mouth* Mmmmffghh. MFGMMFF! Mff. *nods*
Victoria> Er. Good idea, darling.
Fish> *glomps the Answer*
Z> ZOMG THE ANSWER!
Forty-two> *glomp'd!* .........
Mandracitis> *takes the waffles and kisses Donkey's head*
Mandracitis> Thank you.
Donkey> You're welcome! *beams and trots off to get some more waffles*
Armand> *tries to leave*
Fish> NO LEAVING!
Armand> Sam: *cackles*
Fish> *flying tackles Armand*
Armand> but....
Dili> *is clinging to Armand's legs, anyways*
Armand> *is tackled* *and clung too* but.......
Mandracitis> *eats waffles*
Victoria> ...*looks hopless*
Z> *tackles ARMAND!*
Armand> Mandy, you like me. Help?
Stitch> *pours mustard on Vic too*
Fish> We LOVE YOU!
Armand> She's not a hotdog!!!!
Donkey> *brings Fish some waffles?* Mffggg?
Stitch> IH!
Victoria> ...*FLAILS*
Fish> Awww, Donkey!
Victoria> *IS ABOUT TO CRY*
Fish> *gives him a bone-crushing hug*
Armand> *is shoeless and tackled by too many girls to count*
Mandracitis> *snuggles Armand*
Donkey> ... *is crushed*
Armand> *wibbles*
Armand> Don't make my girlfriend cry!
Stitch> *offers Vic a hotdog bun?*
Donkey> *brings Z some waffles, too!*
Rac> Zaralove, come elope away with me to an unnamed country somewhere remote and faraway where they'll never find us?
Armand> Sam: *pats Victoria*
Z> Oh, my darling Rac! How could I turn you down? We must go now, now before they catch us! How romantic!
Armand> Jeanne: Hey Adrien you really got to watch that.
Mandracitis> ZAZZLE.
Mandracitis> YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR A FIGMENT?!
Z> ...you can join us!
Rac> ...*smiles* Mandy, won't you join us?
Rac> PSYCHIC.
Mandracitis> Fwee!!
Donkey> .... *ears droop because Z doesn't like his pancakes*
* Mione-NAP is now known as Hermione
Donkey> *er, waffles*
Rac> ...............................Jeannedon'ttell.Don't.
Mandracitis> Mione!!
Fish> MIONE!
Armand> Jeanne: I won't tell but... a typist?
Fish> *gives her a gut-wrenching hug of love*
Z> HI HERMIONE!
Dili> ... Hi 'Mione!
Rac> ....Well, today IS crazy.
Armand> Sam: Hey there Hermione!!!!!!
Frank> This is MADNESS, babies. I approve.
Dili> *hugs Frank*
Stitch> *approves in a Stitchly way*
Hermione> Meh?
Frank> *morethanhugs Dili*
Stitch> *steals Frank's shoes*
Fish> Yes Hi Hermione Hi!
Armand> Sam: Read any good books lately?
Frank> MY HEELS!
Dili> *is morethanhugged!*
Stitch> *evil giggle*
Frank> YOU LITTLE MONSTER!
Armand> *fights loose of distracted girl-pile and hugs Vic*
Hermione> For pity's sake, let a witch wake up before you assault her with questions.
Victoria> *hugs Armand*
Victoria> Shall we go, darling?
Armand> Sam: I got not chance
Armand> I would love to.
Armand> *glares at Sam* Now.
* Donkey is now known as Dormouse
* Armand is now known as Jeanne
Fish> IT'S THE DORMOUSE!
* Frank is now known as Alice
Fish> *shakes him awake*
Alice> Oh! I remember you!
Dormouse> .... *blinks*
Alice> *offers butter*
Jeanne> *grins at being unglomped* Seems you were wrong, Adrien.
Dormouse> *takes the butter graciously, though sleepily* Thank you *mutter mutter* the oysters and flamingos and *mutter mutter* cell phones .... *snore*
Z> [XDD-- wait, I -AM- the typist. SO XDDD!
Jeanne> Armand: *pokes head back in* Victoria?
Fish> (omg wait totally forgot Jeanne was here. THAT'S MY BRAIN FOR YOU.)
Victoria> Armand! *follows him quickly*
Fish> .......JEANNE?
* Victoria is now known as Ruler
Fish> COME HERE. RIGHT NOW.
Jeanne> yes?
Dili> *pats the Dormouse, and tucks him into a corner somewhere*
Jeanne> *approaches cautiously*
Ruler> ...*blinks* *looks around*
Fish> AND BRING THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE WITH YOU.
Ruler> ...oh? Do you mean me?
Fish> *gives them both a holy frigging Galileo in a tight pinstrip suit HUG*
Jeanne> *glances at Ruler* umm... sure
Fish> *except pinstripe*
* Alice is now known as Galileo
Fish> ...GALILEO!
Jeanne> *is hugged* Mlle Fish!
Mandracitis> Lord knows the Ruler's kind.
Fish> YOU'RE IN A TIGHT PINSTRIPE SUIT!
Galileo> *WEARS A TIGHT PINSTRIPE SUIT*
Mandracitis> *GLOMPS JEANNE*
Fish> Lord: *does indeed know*
Dili> *glomps Galileo?*
Ruler> *offers the Lord some fish*
Jeanne> *is glomped* Wha?
Fish> *is offered*
Galileo> *glomp'd!* Oh... hello, ladies.
Fish> Lord: *nibbles Fish*
Fish> Aw, Galileo.
Mandracitis> Hi Jeanne. I love you.
Fish> You have horrible taste in clothing, Gal.
Galileo> ...the suit's fine.
Fish> And I LOVE IT.
Jeanne> I love you too, Mandy but not all huggablelike.
Mandracitis> Awww.
Fish> *gives him a foot massage*
Galileo> ...it's just a little tight.
Fish> It's... very tight. *appreciative eyes*
Jeanne> *looks horrified*
Galileo> *grumbles about Napoleon*
* Stitch is now known as John-Lennon
Dili> .....
Jeanne> *applauds*
Dili> ..... *faints*
Z> ...z.o.m.g.
Jeanne> Sam: *giggles*
* Forty-two is now known as Alona
Z> ..................................
John-Lennon> ..........
Fish> .......................
Alona> ...........
Fish> JOHN LENNON
Z> CANIHAVEYOURAUTOGRAPH?
Dili> ............
Fish> JOHN LENNON
Fish> JOHN LENNON
John-Lennon> Not fangirls.
Alona> ZOMGZOMG.
John-Lennon> *RUNS*
Jeanne> Sing!
Dili> *revives*
Fish> *brains explode all over room*
Fish> COME BACK HERE!
Fish> LENNNNOOOONNNNN!
John-Lennon> *RUNS*
Dili> *chases and tackleglomps*
* Saint-Just has joined #desperatefans
John-Lennon> ACK!
Z> *clings to Lennon*
Saint-Just> ...Bonjour.
Z> SING!
Mandracitis> SAINT-JUST!
Jeanne> *throws fish at SJ*
Mandracitis> *GLOMPAGE*
Dili> *puppy eyes at Johen*
Saint-Just> ...EVERYONE.
Ruler> *gathers fish and gives it to Lord*
Mandracitis> I LOVE YOU
Saint-Just> THE MUSICAL "1792: DOUBT" IS TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM SOON.
Jeanne> not you!
Mandracitis> HURRAH!!
Galileo> *strikes a pose!*
Saint-Just> IF YOU LOVE ME, ATTEND THE SHOWING.
Saint-Just> ...OR THE... PERFORMING, AS IT WERE.
Mandracitis> I SHALL!
Saint-Just> *bows low*
Saint-Just> Would you like my autograph?
John-Lennon> *grumpily* What song?
Jeanne> showing? Are you goingto strip?
Mandracitis> YESPLEASE.
Fish> .......................PAINT IT BLACK. /egosmash>
Saint-Just> ...No stripping. er..
Mandracitis> Please?
Saint-Just> .....Just... it's a ... family fun... thing.
Mandracitis> *puppy eyes*
Jeanne> *looks relieved* Good, Coz Camille would do it better.
Saint-Just> ...Good GOD, Citoyenne, I already have to pom-pom to Hollaback Girl...
Dili> Sing "In My Life"!!
John-Lennon> Alright, alright.
Fish> Sing "Sympathy for the Devil"! /another egosmash>
John-Lennon> *pulls a guitar out of the plothole and sings In My Life*
Jeanne> *throws tp at SJ*
Alona> ....eee!
Saint-Just> ......What, Citoyen Jeanne, WHAT.
Dili> *wibbles and fangirls*
Saint-Just> Get over it already, giez.
John-Lennon> *facepalms*
Fish> .....*melts*
Alona> *wibbleo'doom*
Fish> ohgodjohnlennon.
Jeanne> I just like throwing things at you. I want to know what you did with that thing I gave you!
Alona> ..andfavouritesongeverzomg. *puddle*
* Dormouse is now known as Jeremy
Saint-Just> Lay off it, homie.
Jeremy> *twirls*
John-Lennon> The Nowhere Man!
Jeanne> *snerks* You'd like that.
Fish> OMGomgOMG! XD
Jeanne> Ta!
Jeanne> *waves bye bye*
Mandracitis> JEREMY!
Saint-Just> *rolls eyes*
Fish> JEANNE,GOINGWHERE?
Mandracitis> *still glomping S-J, BTW*
Jeanne> Away?
Fish> butILOVEYOU.;__;
Saint-Just> *patpats Mandy*
Jeremy> *hands Fish and Mandy roses* *bows* That's me, of course! Though I may be known by different names! *giggles*
Jeanne> You don't expect me to stay here with Saint-Just, do you?
Fish> ooooooohhohhohohohoh *fangrills incoherently*
Saint-Just> ...Not ON, yo, not ON.
Jeanne> But... Mlle Fish...
Fish> ...Well, if Sam isn't well...
Fish> That's your ONLY excuse.
Saint-Just> Ahem, so, about the Ventose Decrees.
Jeanne> Sam: it's just all this craziness. i'm fine.
Saint-Just> ....*rambles on*
Mandracitis> *snuggles Saint-Just and kisses cheek* Good night, dazzarlings!
Jeanne> *puts fingers in ears*
Saint-Just> *blinks* Well, g'night, m'man.
Jeanne> Oh Mlle Mandy. I'll miss you.
Saint-Just> *starts talking about 22 Prairial*
Dili> *tackles Johen before he gets a chance to leave!*
Mandracitis> *kisses Jeanne too* Bonne nuite, mes cheres!
Fish> *omg does TOO!*
Jeanne> *blushes*
Fish> *waves*!
Mandracitis> *tugs John out by his guitar strap*
Fish> XDD
John-Lennon> *tugged* G'bye, fangirls! *throws brownies of specialness at them*
* Mandracitis has left #desperatefans
Jeanne> Saint-Just, will you please shut up?
Dili> ... *yay, brownies*
Jeanne> Sam: *tries to dress SJ up like his paper doll*
Saint-Just> AhhHHhhhhhH
* John-Lennon has left #desperatefans
Jeanne> Sam: But it was soooo cute and ickle.
Saint-Just> Citoyenne, this can happen at the cast party.
Z> Ooh, brownies.
Dili> *attempts to figure out if she has any puppets left*
Jeanne> Sam: I didn't know I was invited.
* Galileo is now known as Cruelty-to-Animals
Saint-Just> You're ALL invited.
Saint-Just> As long as you pay.
Cruelty-to-Animals> Cor.
Cruelty-to-Animals> Look't this place.
* Jeremy is now known as Grievous-Bodily-Harm
Fish> OMG YOUS GUYZ
Jeanne> Sam: But I am a very poor girl.
Grievous-Bodily-Harm> Yeh, really.
Cruelty-to-Animals> 'ey, mate!
Jeanne> *dives for the door*
Saint-Just> ...Perhaps someone else can pay for you?
Cruelty-to-Animals> 'ow's it goin'?
Fish> JEANNE!
Jeanne> What?
Fish> AND CTA AND GBH AND GUH
Jeanne> Sam: Maybe someone can.
Fish> *bundle packages!*
Grievous-Bodily-Harm> It's ... uh, good.
Z> NEO-BIKERS!
Grievous-Bodily-Harm> ... *bundle package'd?*
Jeanne> *is puzzled*
Rac> Mlle Zara, please don't walk out there without putting something on first.
Dili> BIKERFLIES
Jeanne> I just wanna leave....
Cruelty-to-Animals> Good, mate. I's still unpluggin' those refrigermators for the Horseman and summat.
Fish> ...And I just wanna love thee. ;__;
Cruelty-to-Animals> *Horsemen
Jeanne> *blushes*
Fish> *patpats on Jeanne*
Z> *blushes at Rac* Oh, but doesn't the sheet suit me?
Rac> *blows her a kiss* But your curves are for mine eyes only.
Jeanne> *gapes at Zara in a sheet*
Jeanne> Adrien, you didnt?
Fish> BWAHAHA ZARA.
Z> *looks innocent*
Rac> Hi, Jeanne: the events of this chat are purely fictional.
Alona> Ahem. *clears throat to make an announcement*
Jeanne> I hope so, coz you just ravished a typist!
Grievous-Bodily-Harm> Oh, well that's good. *surreptitiously covers his Johnny Depp ring that -everyone- has been teasing him about it today*
Z> As, you know, I belong in the other chat and such.
Rac> Oh hell YES I did.
Alona> ....aHEM.
Fish> ANNOUNCEMENT?
Fish> *_*
Alona> Yes.
Fish> .....OMG
Cruelty-to-Animals> *shows off FISH and CHIPS tattoos*
Fish> IS TODAY
Jeanne> *is jealous*
Fish> THE DAY
Z> THE DAY OF DAYS?
Alona> All you puppets had better hope that your typists like you...
Fish> ......................YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Alona> ....and want to be nice to you...
Fish> *BOUNCES UP AND DOWN LIKE A BOUNCY THING*
Z> YEAAAH! OR ELSE, YO! OR ELSE!
Alona> ......because ten hours from now...
Grievous-Bodily-Harm> Crowley: ... *cowers in fear*
Jeanne> *listens*
Fish> OH HELLZ YEAH!!!!11
Alona> ....is the opening of Anti-OTP Weekend.
Fish> WHOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!1
Cruelty-to-Animals> Hamlet and Beezie: *also!cower*
Fish> BRING ON THE CHAMPAGNE!
Jeanne> *relieved* I'm not fiction.
Jeanne> *relieved* I'm not fiction.
Dili> *excited!*
* Ruler is now known as Dionysus
Rac> *cowers like no tomorrow, is detested by Fish*
Alona> ....*to Jeanne* You still count.
Dionysus> DID SOMEONE CALL FOR ALCOHOL?
Fish> YEAH!
Jeanne> I do?
Fish> DIO, BABY, BRING ON THE LIQUOR.
Alona> Totally.
Jeanne> How? I dont have a canon/
Fish> Guh, too many windows...
Alona> I said 'puppets,' not 'fictional characters.
* Saint-Just has left #desperatefans
Dionysus> YOU KNOW IT, BABE! *distributes alcohol*
Fish> LOVE YOU WELL, I DO!
Alona> NO ONE IS SAFE.
Jeanne> Though I would dearly loves some cannon as it is already early June.
Fish> *pairs up Rac with Colonel Pontmercy*
Rac> ...omgwtf.
Dili> Hmm. Who else am I missing... ?
Dionysus> Daddy-P: *gives Rac asparagus*
Rac> *clings to Z* saveme.
* Grievous-Bodily-Harm is now known as Dagon
Z> *hugs Rac* Iwill.
Fish> OMGDADDY-P. XD
* Cruelty-to-Animals is now known as Yoda
Dagon> *has a voice like Jeremy Irons, whee*
Yoda> ...
Fish> *verses Daddy-P in gangsta*
Jeanne> *pouts* May I leave now, Mlle Fish?
Fish> and YODA
Fish> AND DAGON..
Fish> .......Well...
Yoda> Here am I.
Fish> .......Even though I'm sad... well......
Fish> .......................iguess.
Jeanne> Because there is now someone here who is even shorter than I am.
Yoda> Fangirl you may.
Fish> ...what's that got to do with an.... *FANGRILLS*
Dagon> HELLO. *looks like Oprah?*
Jeanne> It doesn't. I'm just looking for an excuse.
Fish> HIHI. 333
Fish> ............oh,fine.*sulks*
Yoda> Strong here the Dark Side of the Force is. *eyes Dagon*
Jeanne> Mlle, why are you so... why do you want me to stay?
Fish> Cuz. you'readorable.
Jeanne> M. Yoda, if you're looking for the Dark Side of anything, you should ask them. *Points to the typists*
Fish> We're mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Yoda> Ah. *hmms thoughtfully*
Jeanne> I realy don't see it.
Jeanne> Adrien , tell this young woman I am -not- adorable.
Z> *starts singing Pink Floyd*
Rac> Jeanne, I sekritly type for that young woman.
Fish> Nice save AGAIN! *sings along*
Jeanne> *blushes* oh no
Z> There's a reason you love me!
Jeanne> I am -not- adorable?
Jeanne> I mean !!!
Fish> ...Er. XDD
Rac> Well, there's that too, but that's a different matter altogether. Oh, if we had world enough and time... ...Wait, that doesn't apply.
Jeanne> *sneaks out*
* Jeanne is now known as Sam
Fish> AAAAH JEANNE WENT. ;__;
Sam> you scared him, Fishie dear
Z> *comforts Fish*
Fish> I can't help it! *weeps on Z's shoulder* I'm bouncy and hyperactive and loving on Jeanne.
Sam> Well, next time you can be glad he wasn't at Waterloo. He'd appreciate that.
Sam> imma getting out of this cht until it's real again
Fish> That's a paradox.
Sam> *bows respectfully to master yoda*

Then I got disconnected, and joined again.

Fish> Oh, we get that all the time.
Fish> Hi CROWLEY!
Z> *TACKLES*
Crowley> ... Hi.
Fish> *big beamishly beamy beaming smile*
Crowley> .... *tackled*
Fish> *TACKLES TOO*
Z> *YAY!*
Crowley> *tackled^2!*
Rac> *ayey!*
Sam> *shyly waves*
Sam> Lemme know when this chat is back to it's untypist infested normal state.