Excerpts from the Typist Invasion
So... Crowley and Zeus were turning all arrivals to the IC chat into animals. XD (This part of the log, in full, will be posted later by someone amazing and marvelous.) And then, Karinoodle had to leave -- and the rest is history. (The log of this part shall ALSO be posted later by said amazing and wonderful person. Until then, brief excerpts.)
Once upon a time in an IC menagerie not so far away...
* Noodle has joined #desperatefans
Noodle: . . . *grabs Raoul!puppy*
Noodle: Pup-pup has to go beddy-bye now.
puppy-R: Woof!
puppy-R: *puppy!sulk*
Noodle: Woof indeed, Kanga-R
Noodle: Yea yea, Raoul. whouzzacuteleetlepuppy.
puppy-Raoul: ...
Crowley: *narrows eyes at Karin, since SHE was the one in charge of the makeovers*
Noodle: *bats eyelashes at Crowley*
And then, the typists decided that this was fashionable.
* Fish has joined #desperatefans
Fish: *gives Karinnoodle and Raoul a GIANT GRIZZLY hug*
* Z has joined #desperatefans
Z: Oh. Is this where the fun is?
* Mandracitis has joined #desperatefans
Mandracitis: *HUGS EVERYONE*
* Dili has joined #desperatefans
Dili: YAY.
* Squishy has joined #desperatefans
Squishy: *...succumbs*
Crowley: ....
Mandracitis: You, dear boy...
Mandracitis: Will turn my Tibsy back RIGHT NOW.
Squishy: YES.
Mandracitis: Otherwise. Makeovers.
Noodle: MAKEOVERS
Noodle: YES.
Crowley: ......
Noodle: LILAC COLORED LIPSTICK, CROWLEY.
Z: Oh! And extensions...
Fish: And a bra. ...I mean...
Noodle: ...yes.
Crowley: *looks vaguely frightened*
Mandracitis: Come on, Leyley.
Noodle: Or, you know, VANILLA SCENTED LOTION.
Mandracitis: With PERFUME.
Noodle: AND POSSIBLY MOISTURIZER.
Crowley: *sighs* ... Fine. Who am I supposed to change back?
Noodle: Soooo, change the puppy!Raoul back please?
Mandracitis: And Tibsy.
Noodle: Into like, you know, dork!Vicomte
puppy-Raoul: . . .*takes offense*
Crowley eventually broke under the makeover pressure.
Z: Hello, fellow literary characters.
Fish: *bows low*
Mandracitis: Hello.
After this civil greeting, the typists started GLOMPING and HUGGING and SNOGGING and RAVISHING all the characters they could get their hands on. :D
Crope: Squishy: WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Crope: Squishy: IF YOU'RE TAKING RAC TO THE BEDROOM, I WANT TO COME TOO.
Crope: Squishy: ....I am being puppeted by my sock.
Squishy-Eeee: ...Marius! Stop walking like a fairy!
Marius: Buh?
Hamlet: *clings to Dili* Oh, typists fair, invade my chat and too my heart!
Fish: And Mandy -- I think Rac has a sekrit crush on R, because R is a minty gay man with chiseled abs.
Grantaire: WTF, Rac?
And then, because typists never get tired of glomping teh hawties, they started rotating their characters, pulling each one of them in turn into the chat and submitting them for a molesting. However...
* Laurie is now known as Umbridge
Mandracitis: A STONING.
Fish: JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
Mandracitis: *stones Fish?*
* Charming is now known as Scar
Scar: *grrrrrr*
Hamlet: SCAR! THOU VILLAIN!
Rac: Zaralove, come elope away with me to an unnamed country somewhere remote and faraway where they'll never find us?
Z: Oh, my darling Rac! How could I turn you down? We must go now, now before they catch us! How romantic!
Mandracitis: ZAZZLE.
Mandracitis: YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR A FIGMENT?!
Z: ...you can join us!
Rac: ...*smiles* Mandy, won't you join us?
Mandracitis: Fwee!!
And a grand finale --
Yoda: Here am I.
Yoda: Fangirl you may.
Fangirl we did. :D
Once upon a time in an IC menagerie not so far away...
* Noodle has joined #desperatefans
Noodle: . . . *grabs Raoul!puppy*
Noodle: Pup-pup has to go beddy-bye now.
puppy-R: Woof!
puppy-R: *puppy!sulk*
Noodle: Woof indeed, Kanga-R
Noodle: Yea yea, Raoul. whouzzacuteleetlepuppy.
puppy-Raoul: ...
Crowley: *narrows eyes at Karin, since SHE was the one in charge of the makeovers*
Noodle: *bats eyelashes at Crowley*
And then, the typists decided that this was fashionable.
* Fish has joined #desperatefans
Fish: *gives Karinnoodle and Raoul a GIANT GRIZZLY hug*
* Z has joined #desperatefans
Z: Oh. Is this where the fun is?
* Mandracitis has joined #desperatefans
Mandracitis: *HUGS EVERYONE*
* Dili has joined #desperatefans
Dili: YAY.
* Squishy has joined #desperatefans
Squishy: *...succumbs*
Crowley: ....
Mandracitis: You, dear boy...
Mandracitis: Will turn my Tibsy back RIGHT NOW.
Squishy: YES.
Mandracitis: Otherwise. Makeovers.
Noodle: MAKEOVERS
Noodle: YES.
Crowley: ......
Noodle: LILAC COLORED LIPSTICK, CROWLEY.
Z: Oh! And extensions...
Fish: And a bra. ...I mean...
Noodle: ...yes.
Crowley: *looks vaguely frightened*
Mandracitis: Come on, Leyley.
Noodle: Or, you know, VANILLA SCENTED LOTION.
Mandracitis: With PERFUME.
Noodle: AND POSSIBLY MOISTURIZER.
Crowley: *sighs* ... Fine. Who am I supposed to change back?
Noodle: Soooo, change the puppy!Raoul back please?
Mandracitis: And Tibsy.
Noodle: Into like, you know, dork!Vicomte
puppy-Raoul: . . .*takes offense*
Crowley eventually broke under the makeover pressure.
Z: Hello, fellow literary characters.
Fish: *bows low*
Mandracitis: Hello.
After this civil greeting, the typists started GLOMPING and HUGGING and SNOGGING and RAVISHING all the characters they could get their hands on. :D
Crope: Squishy: WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Crope: Squishy: IF YOU'RE TAKING RAC TO THE BEDROOM, I WANT TO COME TOO.
Crope: Squishy: ....I am being puppeted by my sock.
Squishy-Eeee: ...Marius! Stop walking like a fairy!
Marius: Buh?
Hamlet: *clings to Dili* Oh, typists fair, invade my chat and too my heart!
Fish: And Mandy -- I think Rac has a sekrit crush on R, because R is a minty gay man with chiseled abs.
Grantaire: WTF, Rac?
And then, because typists never get tired of glomping teh hawties, they started rotating their characters, pulling each one of them in turn into the chat and submitting them for a molesting. However...
* Laurie is now known as Umbridge
Mandracitis: A STONING.
Fish: JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
Mandracitis: *stones Fish?*
* Charming is now known as Scar
Scar: *grrrrrr*
Hamlet: SCAR! THOU VILLAIN!
Rac: Zaralove, come elope away with me to an unnamed country somewhere remote and faraway where they'll never find us?
Z: Oh, my darling Rac! How could I turn you down? We must go now, now before they catch us! How romantic!
Mandracitis: ZAZZLE.
Mandracitis: YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR A FIGMENT?!
Z: ...you can join us!
Rac: ...*smiles* Mandy, won't you join us?
Mandracitis: Fwee!!
And a grand finale --
Yoda: Here am I.
Yoda: Fangirl you may.
Fangirl we did. :D