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This is a very old log, but ... it's wonderful.
I think it's my favourite log.
Lady_M: *hands him open red bull*
Zeus-4y3: *totally spun the bottle and is DUFFMAN-- I mean, waiting*
Lucifer-aye: Bottle: *points in the direction of Jehan and Ros, as typist put them on the same slip of paper...*
Zeus-4y3: ... *SCORE!*
Jehan: Oh, so it wakes you up...? Or....rela -- .........
Jehan: ........?
Rosencrantz: *blinks*
Zeus-4y3: *... grins at Ros and Jehan* Hey, boys.
Rosencrantz: *ia oblivious. it's what he's good at.*
Jehan: ....um. Relaxes...you.
Rosencrantz: oh. hello, there. *beams*
Feyrac-aye: ...Wait.
Feyrac-aye: How does that work?
Jehan: *is afraid of Zeus*
Rosencrantz: *is afraid of nothing! ... he's too stupid to be afraid.*
Lady_M: it does both depending on who you are. Try one, and if you like it *pulls out six pack* I have more...*sips at her own*
Jehan: .....Oh....well......
Lucifer-aye: [He's supposed to choose one. But it's ... Zeus.]
Zeus-4y3: *...totally kisses Jehan lightly, and then snogs Ros...*
Jehan: ............................................................................................................................
Rosencrantz: ... o.O ... *snogg'd!*
Feyrac-aye: . . . *thinks this is slightly unfair...*
Zeus-4y3: *... 'cause it's -Zeus-... snogs platonically? ...yes*
Jehan: *goes under the table*
Jehan: *with Dr. Fleurd*
Rosencrantz: *oh, well that's all right, then*
Feyrac-aye: Dr Fleurd: *makes notes furiously*
Zeus-4y3: *oh, yes! quite platonic. greek, y'know*
Lady_M: Are you going to try that?
Jehan: ...........Well... I suppose....
Jehan: ...Will it make me stop blushing?
Lady_M: for a while
Feyrac-aye: ...Red Bull? ... ... ...
Jehan: ....oh.
Lady_M: yeah
Lady_M: try it
Jehan: Should I drink it, Courfeyrac? (I'msorryIlethimkissme.)
Rosencrantz: *as opposed to the danish plato, of course* *considers flailing*
Feyrac-aye: . . . Well. (OMGWTFSHADDUPUNNECESSARYAPOLOGIES.)
Jehan: (sorry!)
Feyrac-aye: (SHH!)
Feyrac-aye: . . . Well. Um.
Lady_M: *looks pleadingly at feyrac something along the lines of please please please let someone be awake with me*
Jehan: ....Is it bad? (oh! *shuts up*)
Lady_M: No, not at all
Feyrac-aye: It would be anachronistic of me to actually know about Red Bull.
Zeus-4y3: *of course. exactly. yes. um. he'll just stop snogging now and look vaguely satisfied, yes*
Feyrac-aye: Not that this has ever actually stopped me before.
Jehan: ....
Feyrac-aye: But apparently, it's stopping me now.
Feyrac-aye: So um. Apparently I know nothing about Red Bull. Nope.
Jehan: ....Oh.
Rosencrantz: *blinkblinkblinks* ... well.
Rosencrantz: that was ... er.
Rosencrantz: interesting. *nodnods* *hides under the table*
Jehan: *waves to Rosencrantz*
Zeus-4y3: ...exactly, boy! ... *frowns* You have to spin now.
Zeus-4y3: *could spin again!*
Nemesis-aye: *No, Zeus can't spin again, AHAHAHA*
Lady_M: *drinks third Red Bull*
Rosencrantz: *squeak* who?
Nemesis-aye: Someone spin already
Cho-aye: *gets drink and drinks more beacuse nothing's going on?*
Cho-aye: I'll spin!
Zeus-4y3: *eyes Ros* Either you spin, or I get another turn. *griiiin* Not that I'd mind.
Jehan: ...*stares*
Nemesis-aye: ...Nobody in their right mind would give Zeus another turn.
Zeus-4y3: *...sticks his tongue out at Nem*
Romy-aye: *giggles*
Nemesis-aye: *Sticks tounge out right back and makes a face*
Lady_M: *stares at Jehan waiting*
Rosencrantz: oh, well. i don't really -- i'm not very -- spin what, exactly?
Rosencrantz: *nervy* he can have another turn, if he likes.
Jehan: ........Do you...really want me to drink it...?
Zeus-4y3: *makes a face back* ... *and then grins* Another turn for me!
Lady_M: Yeah it'll make you feel better
Zeus-4y3: *grabs the bottle and spins*
Lucifer-aye: Bottle: *lands on Cedric*
Cho-aye: ...!
Cedric-aye: ...
Cho-aye: *sporfles*
Cho-aye: No!
Cho-aye: *giggles*
Jehan: .....*can't say no to a nice, pretty, sweet lady* ....Very well... *opens a can and takes a drink*
Cho-aye: Ok yes.
Cedric-aye: ...
Jehan: ....It burns...ow..
Zeus-4y3: *grin* ...well, -hello-.
Romy-aye: *cracks up*
Cedric-aye: Um...
Cho-aye: Oh god..*giggling*
Zeus-4y3: *saunters over to Cedric*
Lady_M: do you like it?
Cedric-aye: *scared*
Zeus-4y3: Oh -god- is right.
Nemesis-aye: ...Zeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuus
Jehan: ....Not really. *coughs a bit* ....It really burns my tongue and throat....
Cedric-aye: ...
Zeus-4y3: Yes, Nemesis, darling? *without taking eyes off Cedric*
Cho-aye: *laughs* Cedric, you still have time to run.
Lady_M: try it all at once, it goes down smoother
Cedric-aye: I may just. *starts to get up*
Zeus-4y3: Hey, now. *pulls him closer*
Feyrac-aye: Castration is always an option.
Cho-aye: *giggling* Ohhhshit.
Cedric-aye: *wriggles a little*
Jehan: Oh.....*squeezes his eyes shut and drinks the whole thing......chokes*
Zeus-4y3: *raises eyebrows*
Lady_M: try another real quick, don't choke though
Nemesis-aye: ...I wouldn't do it if I was you.....
Feyrac-aye: *absently* If you feel like choking, bite it in half.
Rosencrantz: *nibbles on a freedom danish and tries not to be traumatized*
Jehan: *nods, looking ready to cough up a lung and drinks another*
Zeus-4y3: You're not me, Nemesis, dear. *kisses Cedric*
Lady_M: better?
Jehan: ooooh....
Jehan: ....um....
Cho-aye: *blushes*
Lady_M: oh
Nemesis-aye: Yeah. Thank God.
Lady_M: here *hands him another*
Cedric-aye: *kissed! lately*
Nemesis-aye: *Muttered, by the way*
Jehan: ...Maybe...another will help...? Oh, it tastes horrible.... *drinks another*
Cedric-aye: *does absolutely nothing in return*
Cho-aye: *is somewhat thankful for that*
Zeus-4y3: *doesn't care! lets the kiss linger -anyway-...just a bit*
Cho-aye: *blushes more*
Cedric-aye: *goes O_o*
Feyrac-aye: *rolls eyes* Zeus may secretly be Uncle Jemima.
Cedric-aye: *weirded out liekwhoa*
Jehan: *laughs* ....Oooh.
Cho-aye: Who is this Uncle Jemima character?
Feyrac-aye: Oh, he's --
Lady_M: here two more and it'll be okay *hands him the last two in he pack*
Feyrac-aye: -- a pancake maker.
Jehan: Oh -- okay.....*drinks the last two and looks vaguely sick*
Zeus-4y3: *pulls back and then licks Cedric's lips. creepily.*
Cho-aye: *blinks* pancakes...*still staring at Cedric/Zeus*
Feyrac-aye: *shudders* Yea. Pancakes.
Lady_M: Okay you should be fine now, oh the blush has gone away!
Jehan: ...I don't feel very well. And why are my hands shaki -- oh! Has it? *smiles*
Cho-aye: *BLINKBLINK*
Cedric-aye: *licked!*
Cedric-aye: *creeped out beyond all reason* *wipes mouth*
Cedric-aye: Um.
Cho-aye: *laughs*
Zeus-4y3: *grins* Nice to meet you.
Cho-aye: Are you alright?
Lady_M: yes!
Jehan: .....*sits still for a bit* ...
Cedric-aye: Ye-es...
Lady_M: you're shaking still
Cedric-aye: *spins to cover the awkwardness*
Lady_M: *looks at him oddly*
Cho-aye: *kisses his cheek*
Jehan: OMGOMG! Why?
Jehan: .......!!!!
Cedric-aye: *is very comforted*
Jehan: OH! My head is spinning! Ha!
Lady_M: well *reads ingredients* i's either the quadruple shot of caffeine or the taurine...
Nemesis-aye: Zeus, you've just crossed the line into beyond creepy.
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . Oi. Jehan?
Zeus-4y3: *winks at Nem* Just now? I'm disappointed.
Nemesis-aye: ....You're right.
Jehan: What's that? Oh, I hope nothing dangerous! I once drank a truth serum! I was made of.....I don't know! Hallo, Courfeyrac! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Cho-aye: *drinks more just because*
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Lady_M: Taurins is *reads fine print *Taurine is ewww...oh god...
Jehan: *huggles Courfeyrac like he's a big stuffed animal*
Feyrac-aye: *...gasps out* Lady Macbeth?
Lady_M: It's Taurus Urine...Oh eww..
Jehan: Oh, Courfeyrac! You have lovely-smelling hair! Did I ever tell you that? I love love love love love love love love you so so so much.
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, we need to have a talk sometime soon.
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Jehan: ...........
Jehan: HEEEEEE
Jehan: XD
Lady_M: About? What?
Feyrac-aye: *points to Jehan*
Lady_M: what? I didn't know!
Jehan: *pojts to self* I'm Jehan! You know that! HAHA! I LOVE YOU.
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Jehan: points!
Feyrac-aye: *mental breakdown*
Jehan: I mean!
Jehan: HA.
Feyrac-aye: ...Jehan? Jehan. Um.
Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac* May I recite a poem to you, Courfeyrac?! Adrien? I love your name. Can I can I can I?
Jehan: What!!
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Feyrac-aye: yea.goahead.
Jehan: ...........................!!!!!!
Jehan: YEY.
Jehan: Um....um....
Lady_M: *stares scared*
Lady_M: never again I swear it.
Feyrac-aye: ......littleflipperedmarsupialsfromvalhalla.
Jehan: Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: :D :D :D :D :D :D
Jehan: Snap your fingers!
Feyrac-aye: ...that'snice.
Jehan: .....................Adrien?
Feyrac-aye: ......Yes?
Jehan: I love love love love love you don't forget.
Feyrac-aye: *half-smile* 'Course.
Jehan: *smiles and hugs him*
Feyrac-aye: ............*DREADS*
Jehan: I HAVE A TOY UNICORN IN MY ROOM! *SCREAMS IT*
Feyrac-aye: . . . That's nice, Jehan. Really it is. ...
Jehan: HAHAHAHAHAHA! What do you sleep with?! I used to sleep with a stuffed little toy turtle! It's name was was was was was was.
Jehan: Ummmmmmmmmm....
Lady_M: Grabs Jehan by his bouncy shoulders* maybe you shuold sit down....
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Jehan: ..........
Feyrac-aye: Can I go cry for a bit?
Jehan: Oh!
Jehan: .............Oh, Courfeyrac! Adrien!
Jehan: .....Do you not like me very much?
Feyrac-aye: No, it's not --
Feyrac-aye: -- *this is worse than Jeannette.*
Jehan: Because I love you. Like.....like like like like HHEEEEEEE/
Jehan: 4w697677 :D
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: That's -very- expressive of you.
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) Yes. It's poetry; anything is, if you love a person.
Jehan: *is panting with hyperactivity*
Feyrac-aye: Haha. ...Yes. ...Do you ... ... *wonders if he should get a tranquilizer gun*
Lady_M: *looks for trampoline* Here, come over here *brings Jehan to trampoline*
Jehan: HEHEHEHEHEH! HEEHEEEHEEEE! Oh, Courfeyrac!!!!!!! WIKIPEDIA.
Jehan: .........................What's that!
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Lady_M: It's a trampoline, jump on it..
Jehan: *fans himself* *and jumps once and falls off it* OH!
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) I love kittens!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: no no just jump straight up
Jehan: And.....jumping!
Jehan: *jumps* ooooooh...
Feyrac-aye: *out of the corner of his mouth* Lady Macbeth. How long?
Jehan: Ca ira ca ira ca ira ca ira ca ira!!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: *whispers back* I don't know...he'll crash after a while though...worse than a hangover...
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: My room has dead roses in it!!!!! I am afraid to remove them!!!!!!!! I am afraid of the dark!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: *barely suppressed hysteria* HAVE YOU SEEN HIM WITH A HANGOVER?
Jehan: ....................................WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING FOR?
Feyrac-aye: ...I mean.
Lady_M: No, why?
Feyrac-aye: ......*smiles* Nothing. Just. ...
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) I once dripped candle wax on my finger!! It hurt so badly!!!!! And then it dried!!!!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: ......*clings to Lady Macbeth*
Jehan: .............And then i found twenty dollars.
Feyrac-aye: _It is bad.
Feyrac-aye: ...*applauds*
Lady_M: *looks at him awkwardly*...ummm
Jehan: .........*hugs Courfeyrac*
Jehan: I love you.
Feyrac-aye: *patpats* Yes. M'too. 'Course...
Feyrac-aye: ...LadyMacbeth.You'regoingtohelpafterthisisover.
Jehan: OMGOMG! *flails* Zeus kissed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: ;_;
Lady_M: Maybe...
Lady_M: *grin*
Feyrac-aye: ...Whatd'youmean,maybe?
Feyrac-aye: It'syour-obligation-.
Jehan: *grins with Lady Macbeth*
Lady_M: It's not mine...besides what if he wants to...erm...*thrusts hips kinda*
Jehan: NO MORE DYING.
Jehan: Heeheeheeeheee! The stars laugh at us!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: *rollseyes*Youmadehimdrinkthestuff.
Lady_M: I didn't force it down his throat...really...
Jehan: *rolls eyes with Courfeyrac*
Feyrac-aye: . . . Jehan?
Jehan: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Jehan: $&$* :) :) :) :)
Feyrac-aye: I want you to listen to me very carefully.
Jehan: Oh, of course! I'd do anything for you!!!
Feyrac-aye: ...Stay still
Jehan: *pants harshly and stands still, shaking violently*
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: LadyMacbeth.
Jehan: Oh, I -can't-! *tears up*
Lady_M: He can't. He'll bounce like an overloaded washing machine
Feyrac-aye: *facepalms*
Jehan: I have no strong objection to champagne,
Jehan: Ha ha!
Jehan: My wardrobe is expensive as the devil,
Jehan: Ha ha!
Jehan: !!! :D
Feyrac-aye: Oh FUCKING HELL. *facepalmsfacepalms*
Jehan: Perhaps it is ignoble to complain!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: Ha HAAA!
Rosencrantz: *blinkblinkblinks*
Jehan: Ha-ha, ha HA!
Rosencrantz: *points at jehan* ... is he all right? ... he's not possessed, is he?
Feyrac-aye: ...He's possessed by the Caffeine Devils.
Lady_M: up...no just caffinated
Jehan: Ha HA!
Rosencrantz: oh. *watches jehan warily* is being caffeinated very like being possessed?
Jehan: Oh, I'm so dizzy! :) :) :) My stomach hurts so horribly!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: ...I think so.
Lady_M: yes
Lady_M: except...no
Jehan: Courfeyrac....
Jehan: Courfeyrac....
Jehan: Adrien.
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, when is it physically possible for a person in that state to sleep?
Jehan: ....Adrien.
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: Yessir.
Jehan: Please, please please please please please please.....
Feyrac-aye: . . . Alright. ...What?
Cedric-aye: *spins*
Lady_M: When...ummm...they crash...
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . *DREADS*
Jehan: .....Will you dance with me? Please? I had a dream about it last night and I want to so badly. Can we can can can can we? Can we can we?
Lady_M: *twitches*
Jehan: Please?
Feyrac-aye: ...Not when you're so ... bouncy, it's... we can't ...
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: ..................................................
Feyrac-aye: ......I mean --
Feyrac-aye: -- wait --
Jehan: *cries*
Feyrac-aye: -- no, of course we can --
Feyrac-aye: -- I mean --
Jehan: ....
Feyrac-aye: --
Feyrac-aye: _*FL'AIGLE*
Jehan: I'm not afraid. :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: Please. Let's. Please.
Jehan: Please?
Feyrac-aye: . . . Fear isn't really the issue here..
Jehan: Please?
Jehan: Please?
Jehan: Please?
Jehan: Please?
Feyrac-aye: ...N -- alri -- n --
Feyrac-aye: -- ...
Jehan: ....;_;
Feyrac-aye: .........
Feyrac-aye: ......
Jehan: ..................
Jehan: *sniffles*
Feyrac-aye: .........
Feyrac-aye: But --
Jehan: It's all right if you don't like me.
Feyrac-aye: -- wait, no --
Feyrac-aye: -- the --
Lady_M: *lumiers-esque pushes feyrac toward Jehan* Dance with him
Jehan: Yes!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: LADY, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
Jehan: :) :) :)
Jehan: Please! we've never before.
Lady_M: Neither were you!
Lady_M: *alludes to water*
Jehan: And I wanted to so so so so so so so badly.
Feyrac-aye: How was I supposed to know about RED BULL?
Jehan: But I got stuck with Cosette!!!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: And you danced with Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . But JEHAN . . .
Jehan: ............But Courfeyrac!
Feyrac-aye: But -JEHAN-!
Jehan: COURFEYRAAAAAC!!!!! PLEAAASSEEEE?! REALLY!!!!!!
Lady_M: *pushes Feyrac int Jehans arms*
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Jehan: *hugs tightly*
Feyrac-aye: *hugs back with DREAD*
Jehan: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! @^*^@@
Jehan: CHAI TEA, COURFEYRAC.
Jehan: ADRIEN.
Feyrac-aye: ...That's not a dance.
Lucifer-aye: *raises an eyebrow* Well.
Jehan: .....I don;t know how to dance!!! I danced once with a kittttyyyyyyy!!!! A little white one!! It was cute!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: And then it died!!!!!!!!!!111 ;_;
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: ......I'm sorry.
Lady_M: *suggests* Think The King and I!
Jehan: I know!!!! So am I!
Jehan: Oh!!! Let's dance like that!!!!
Feyrac-aye: Lady Macbeth, I think you should help. Somehow.
Jehan: *pulls on Courfeyrac awkwardly, laughing hysterically*
Lady_M: ok *starts counting* and 1..2...3...
Feyrac-aye: NO, not the COUNTER --
Feyrac-aye: -- ............
Feyrac-aye: ......
Lady_M: 1..2..3...
Feyrac-aye: ......
Feyrac-aye: .........*mutters* Tranquilizergun.
Jehan: What!!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0!!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: oh!
Jehan: *steps all over Courfeyrac's feet*
Feyrac-aye: *manages to laugh*
Jehan: I want steel-tipped shoes!!!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: *pulls out tranq gun and shoots Jehan but then realizes it was actually loaded with Red Bull*
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Jehan: ..............
Feyrac-aye: DON'T DO THAT
Jehan: ooooooh...
Jehan: *looks sick*
Feyrac-aye: _LADY BLOODY MACBETH
Jehan: COURFEYRAC HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITH STREAMERS
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Lady_M: oops..*drops gun* I didn't do it!
Feyrac-aye: *mustn't break down. mustn't break down*
Jehan: OMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!1111
Jehan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Feyrac-aye: . . . I want you to calm down.
Jehan: ALL RIGHT!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Lady_M: How is he supposed to do that?
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . Can we manage that?
Cho-aye: *that works too!* *sekritly slaps jehan*
Jehan: *pulls on Courfeyrac so they can dance --
Jehan: ............OH!
Jehan: YOU -- ..............*cries*
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Jehan: *cries loudly, like a baby*
Feyrac-aye: Breathe.
Feyrac-aye: Breathe -- yes. breathe.
Jehan: *KEEPS CRYING*
Feyrac-aye: Shh, Jehan. It's alright. It's just a penguin. Shh.
Lady_M: Penguin?
Lady_M: *pulls out kitten and hands it to Feyrac*
Jehan: PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PET IT PLEASE PLEASE CAN I CAN I CAN I!!!! *tugs on Courfeyrac's hair*
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: *offers penguin*
Jehan: HAHAHAHA ^_________^
Feyrac-aye: ...Where'd you get the penguin? ...I don't want to know.
Feyrac-aye: I mean.
Feyrac-aye: The kitten.
Jehan: ...............KITTEN? WELL!!!!!! It was my mother's!!!!!!!
Jehan: Wait, WHAT?
Feyrac-aye: ...Where'd this kitten come from?
Jehan: NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: KITTTIIIIIIESSSS.
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: Breathe.
Jehan: ..........Courfeyrac, I once scraped my knee!!!!! RUNNING!!!! But not with SCISSORS?!
Feyrac-aye: . . . That must have hurt. *manages a smile*
Jehan: YES!!!!! I cried and my mother was like "EW ANTISEPTIC GRANTAIRE TIME!!!!"
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Lady_M: *hides all visible pairs of knives/scissors/sharp objects*
Feyrac-aye: Once upon a time in a kingdom far away.
Jehan: COURFEYRAC!!!! You always smell so so so so nice.....
Feyrac-aye: There lived a king and queen whose people were all driven mad.
Jehan: I love you too much! I dream about you every night -- WHHYYYY?
Jehan: WHAT A HORRIBLE ENDING
Feyrac-aye: . . . They drank from the wrong well.
Jehan: LIKE ZARSTROSSI!!
Jehan: BY PERCY SHELLEY!
Feyrac-aye: . . . So the king and queen had no choice but to drink from the same well --
Jehan: .....Okay, okay okay okay okay okay
Jehan: GO ON.
Cho-aye: *pulls back* *irritated by Jehan* WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
Feyrac-aye: -- Idon'twanttodothis.
Rosencrantz: *about to ask something about the well, but is getting rather dizzy watching them*
Jehan: ...............................................
Jehan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: ......
Cho-aye: ...
Jehan: WAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAH. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Cedric-aye: Cho? Calm down.
Jehan: Hi there! :D
Cedric-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: JEHAN? JEHAN. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Zeus-4y3: *would wave to Ros but is making out with the Devil*
Cho-aye: He's so loud! Funny, but loud!
Jehan: I CAN FLY!!!! I CAN SEE YOU, ADRIEN!!!!
Jehan: WHAT D
Feyrac-aye: LET'S PAAAAAINT THE WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Jehan: O YOU WANT
Jehan: ...................OMG OMGOMGOMG
Cedric-aye: Come on, Cho. *stands and pulls her up*
Feyrac-aye: WITH TOOOOOO MANYYYYYYYY COOOOOOLOOOOOOORRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Lady_M: Oh God...*blocks off all ledges and or high places*
Jehan: WTFBBQUSSR
Jehan: ..........................:) :) :)
Jehan: WHERE ARE THE PAINTS
Feyrac-aye: I DUNNO
Feyrac-aye: IN THE KITCHEN
Jehan: OMGOMG!
Jehan: *RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN*
Feyrac-aye: RANSACK THE KIIIIITCHEEEENNNN!!!!!11
Jehan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Jehan: CHAI TEA
Feyrac-aye: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Feyrac-aye: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINT
Jehan: *DUMPS THE POWDER INTO HIS MOUTH*
Dionysus-aye: PAINT THE WALLS RED!!!!1111 BLAAAACK!
Feyrac-aye: ...*COUGHS*
Lady_M: NO! STOP!!! NOOO! NO MORE CAFFINE!
Feyrac-aye: RED AND BLAAAAAAAAACK!
Jehan: *CHOKES*
Dionysus-aye: ... *helpful!*
Jehan: ......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Feyrac-aye: ...*stops dead* There's no other way, Lady Macbeth.
Cho-aye: *SEKRITLY DIES INSIDE*
Feyrac-aye: The vortex will suck you up if you resist.
Jehan: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!! *TURNS ON THE GAS*
Lady_M: what vortex?
Jehan: LOOKIT ME! I'M SYLVIA PLATH!
Feyrac-aye: WAIT NOT THE GAAAAAAAAS OOOOH GAS. *GIGGLES* GASGASGASGASGASG
Feyrac-aye: OMGOMG
Rosencrantz: *blinks* ... well. they're awfully sweet, aren't they. ^_^
Jehan: ooooooh.....
Feyrac-aye: YOU'LLBLOWUP
Jehan: .............oooooh.
Feyrac-aye: OMGWAIT *THROWS WATER ON THE STOVE*
Lady_M: *shuts gas and ties up Jehan*
Jehan: OMG!!!
Jehan: ..........
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, kindly untie him.
Jehan: I CAN'T MOVVVVVVVVVE. ;_______________;
Jehan: HEEEEEEEEEELP!!! *WAILS*
Lady_M: *to feyrac* get the handcuffs
Feyrac-aye: . . . DON'T RAPE JEHAN.
Jehan: WHAT?
Jehan: I ONLY WANT COURFEYRAC TO DO THAT.
Lady_M: I'M NOT GONNA RAPE JEHAN!
Jehan: CRAP.
Feyrac-aye: NO RAPE WHILE THE SUN IS UP.
Jehan: BRING HIM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME.
Feyrac-aye: BRIIIIIIIIIIIING HIM HOOOOOOOOOME
Feyrac-aye: HEEEEEEEEEEE IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG
Jehan: HEEEE IS ONLY A BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lady_M: *ties his hands instead*
Jehan: OH -- *WAILLLLLS*
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, please, he's not breaking anything.
Jehan: ;_; I'm a damsel in DISTRESS!!!!!!
Jehan: BUT NOT A GIRL
Feyrac-aye: ...WHICH MAKES YOU A GUY IN DISTRESS
Lady_M: but he's consuming...more and more..he turned on the gas! he could've killed us all!
Jehan: OMG OMG OMG ZS
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Feyrac-aye: ...We're still sane, alright? We can turn it off, alright?
Jehan: STRAWBERRY FIELDS!!!!!
Jehan: for. EVER
Feyrac-aye: . . . FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 YEY
Jehan: YEY!!!!!
Jehan: ........I can't move my hands.....!!!!
Jehan: !!!!!11111
Feyrac-aye: . . . Lady Macbeth, please. We'll keep him from too much trouble.
Jehan: *FALLS OVER, TIED TO THE CHAIR*
Jehan: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Jehan: I can NOT MOVE.
Jehan: WAAAAAH
Feyrac-aye: *unties knots with much difficulty*
Jehan: I'llllllllllllllllllllllll DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Jehan: ;_;
Feyrac-aye: -- there. There. Fine.
Lady_M: you wanted help before...now you get it and you don't want it...oh well too bad...*drags Jehan to a bedroom lies him on the bed and pushes feyrac in and locks the door* fine you deal with it then*
Lady_M: !*
Jehan: ..............WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Feyrac-aye: ...*
Jehan: NO TIME OUTS.
Feyrac-aye: .....*pounds on the door* LADY MACBETH!
Jehan: *bangs on the door like no other*
Feyrac-aye: I MEANT THE KIND OF HELP THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE PEOPLE BEING CONSTRAINED IN UNNATURAL POSITIONS.
Jehan: ;_____________________; I AM AFRAID OF FEAR ITSELF.
Feyrac-aye: . . . That's a good attitude.
Jehan: OMGOMG!!!! I KNOEZ WTF LOLOLLOLZZZZ
Crowley: *Satanmods the bedroom door open* ::D
Jehan: U R SO HAWT, COURFEYRAC
Jehan: ...........YEY
Feyrac-aye: *fails at playing along*
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: *wants to KILL SELF*
Crowley: *is all for mass chaos*
Jehan: .........FREEEEE!!! FREE AS THE WIND BLOWSS.
Feyrac-aye: *clings to Crowley* Dosomething.
Crowley: ... Sorry. Can't. *grins*
Jehan: :D :D :D :D D: D: D: D:
Crowley: Well, won't, actually.
Jehan: ....................................
Feyrac-aye: . . . I'll never steal your face again.
Jehan: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lady_M: *music comes on the the bedroom they're in* SO now I come to you with open aaaaaaarms
Crowley: .... Tempting. But, nah.
Jehan: ORLEANS PARIS.
Feyrac-aye: Shh, Jehan, Jehan, it's alright --
Feyrac-aye: -- I'll -sell- your face on the market if you don't.
Feyrac-aye: ...Why am I threatening a demon?
* Cho-aye is now known as UncleJemima
Jehan: ;_____; I WISH I WAS A FISH.
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Feyrac-aye: UNCLE JEMIMA
Feyrac-aye: HELP
UncleJemima: ....
Crowley: Why are you?
Jehan: SO I COULD SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crowley: ....
Jehan: NOT HIM!!!!
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Feyrac-aye: I don't know. I'm at a disadvantage UNCLE JEMIMA
Feyrac-aye: PLEASE HELP
Jehan: OMGOMG NOT HIM. PLEASE. I DON'T LIKE HIM.
UncleJemima: ...CALM DOWN, MAN.
UncleJemima: BOTH OF YOU.
Jehan: OMG R U READY 2 B SUED?!!?!?!
UncleJemima: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, AND I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
Feyrac-aye: . . . Alright. Calm. ...PLZHELPPLZNOW
Jehan: :D :D :D :D :d
Feyrac-aye: . . . Molasses.
Lady_M: *unlocks door and is confused*
Feyrac-aye: ...NO!
Feyrac-aye: Not molasses.
Feyrac-aye: . . . InstaSobriety.
Jehan: :D I AM MOLASSES.
Feyrac-aye: HEAR ME ROAR.
Jehan: .......COURFEYRAC.
Crowley: *hands Jehan molasses*
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: COURFEYRAC.
Feyrac-aye: . . . Uncle Jemima. Please ==
Feyrac-aye: -- yes?
Feyrac-aye: *flailflail*
Jehan: .....................PLEASE. Kiss me!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Feyrac-aye: *hurried kiss* Hereyougo.
UncleJemima: ...Yes?
Feyrac-aye: Please.
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Jehan: Ooooh....
Feyrac-aye: InstaSobriety.
UncleJemima: You guys are so hawt.
Jehan: *SWOONS*
Feyrac-aye: THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
Feyrac-aye: YOU RAPIST.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: OMFG!
Jehan: OMG :D
Feyrac-aye: I mean -- no!
Feyrac-aye: I'm sorry.
Feyrac-aye: Didn't mean that.
Jehan: A ther.....RAPIST!!!
Jehan: :D
Feyrac-aye: Please. InstaSobriety. ;__;
Jehan: I LOVE THE WORLD.
UncleJemima: *shrugs* Not necessary.
Jehan: I LOVE MY VANILLA TAFFY. It's SO good!!!!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: Not -necessary-?!
UncleJemima: Your drinks never had any alcohol/caffeine in the first place, so.
Jehan: I like wearing dresses!!!!!!!! They're TOO pretty!!!!!
Jehan: ......................
Feyrac-aye: HE DRANK RED BULL.
Jehan: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Feyrac-aye: Don't DISTORT THE PAST.
UncleJemima: ...
Lucifer: *is obviously not playing anymore, but is still snogging Zeus?*
Jehan: NOT LUCIFER PLEASE MOMMY.
UncleJemima: What do you need? A...heavy sedative of some sort?
UncleJemima: Or I could just pour syrup on him.
Jehan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH THE HOLLY AND THE IVY.
UncleJemima: Might slow him down a bit.
Feyrac-aye: . . . Don't you have any cool psychic powers?
Z3u5: *totally still snogging, yes...?*
Jehan: Courfeyrac!!!!! Courfeyrac!!!!! DANCE WITH ME PRETTY PLEASE? I'll kiss you if you do!!!!!!
Lady_M: *offers* I have whipped cream...and cherries...from the sundaes I made earlier
UncleJemima: ...Does it look like I do?
Jehan: PLEASE! *wails*
Feyrac-aye: Certainly, certainly omgunclejemimaitrustedyou.
UncleJemima: I mean, COME ON. You called me a rapist.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: *snogs*
Feyrac-aye: ...That's because you made dubious statements --
Jehan: *wails louder* Shall we dance.....!!!!!!!!! ON A BRIGHT CLOUD OF BEAUTY SHALL WE DANCE!!!!!
UncleJemima: *i'm snogging you, SON.*
Feyrac: ...
Jehan: WHAT?
Feyrac: WHATTHE
UncleJemima: ,,,,
Jehan: WHAT WHAT WHAT
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Crowley: *cracks up*
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Feyrac: . . . . . . UNCLEJEMIMA.
Feyrac: OUT. NOW.
Jehan: *PULLS COURFEYRAC INTO A REALLY BAD WALTZ*
UncleJemima: ..EXCUSE ME?
UncleJemima: HELL NO.
Jehan: YOU HEARD THE MAN.
Feyrac: *trying to waltz with a crazy poet* ...GET OUT.
UncleJemima: ....*SYRUPS J00*
Feyrac: ... OH, SHITE.
UncleJemima: *MY VERSION OF PUNJABBING, Y0!*
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) YOU'RE SO HANDSOME COURFEYRAC. I am so so so so sososososo lucky. *licks the syrup off Courfeyrac*
Feyrac: . . . NOW YOU'RE BEING OOC
Crowley: DEEP-THROA-- Wait, that's molasses.
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDD :) :) :)
UncleJemima: ...EXCUSE ME?
UncleJemima: BITCH, PLEASE.
Jehan: *JUST LICKS HIS CHEEK, THOUGH*
UncleJemima: I -AM- OOC. JUST LIKE I -AM- IC.
Feyrac: JEHAN. Jehan. Whoa.
UncleJemima: REPRESENT, BITCHES.
Jehan: WHAT.
Feyrac: Just -- er. ...*coughs*
Feyrac: . . .
Jehan: Please please please please lead me? I don't know how to dance!!!!!!!!!1111
UncleJemima: ...Come on, chaps.
Jehan: PLEASE!!!! *kisses Courfeyrac* *and licks syrup*
Feyrac: . . . . . . We can't dance, there's syrup everywhere . . .
Feyrac: . . . but --
UncleJemima: ...
Jehan: .........I'll clean it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Feyrac: -- good try, but --
UncleJemima: He's rather...eager, isn't he?
Feyrac: -- he's HYPERCAFFEINATED, sir.
Jehan: *pulls Courfeyrac around the room* I LOVE OLD BOOKS.
UncleJemima: WTF DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OUT OF THEN? BRAN?
Feyrac: *dragged* . . .
Jehan: ADRIEN!!!111 ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT MYSELF!!1!!!!!11!!!11111ELEVENTYONE
Feyrac: . . . What ARE you made out of?
Feyrac: . . . . . . When do you think you'll calm down?
Feyrac: I mean.
Jehan: IS THAT MY QUESTION?
Feyrac: The first question was to Uncle Jemima.
UncleJemima: ...
Jehan: I'M MADE OUT OF BLOOD, I THINK. *grabs scissors*
UncleJemima: I'm made out of brawn, and man.
Feyrac: *snatches scissors away*
UncleJemima: ...Sap from the Maple tree, yes.
Jehan: *kisses Courfeyrac clumsily*
Feyrac: *is really having a bad day*...
Jehan: I love you!!!!!!!!!1111 CALL ME CATHY! RIGHT NOW! :D :D :D :D :D
UncleJemima: ....
Feyrac: *hesistantly* ...Ca...thy.
UncleJemima: Cathy?
Jehan: And I'll surPRISE YOU.
UncleJemima: I'm Uncle Jemima.
Jehan: OH, HEATHCLIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SWOONS*
Feyrac: . . . . . .
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Feyrac: Haha.
Feyrac: ...
Jehan: WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!! GET IT??!?!?!?!?!
Feyrac: Heathcliff has a really frigging bad personality.
UncleJemima: ...isn't that a Cat?
UncleJemima: on a TV show?
Jehan: I know. You're more like....likelikelikelike.....ICE CREAM. And RUM TUM TUGGER.
Feyrac: . . . . . . .
Feyrac: *suicide watch*
Jehan: OMG ZOLOLOLOLZOL
UncleJemima: ...
UncleJemima: *SLAPS JEHAN*
Jehan: .....................
Feyrac: ...Uncle JEMIMA!
Jehan: *crumples*
UncleJemima: Oh god.
Feyrac: TRADEFED.
Crowley: ... Well.
Jehan: ...................................................;_; *CRIES LIKE BABY*
Feyrac: Jehan, it's alright, it's --
Crowley: *cringes*
UncleJemima: *lifts up Jehan*
Jehan: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
UncleJemima: I'm sorry, my dear boy.
Jehan: Oh --
UncleJemima: Man.
Feyrac: 'Sorry'?
UncleJemima: Whatever you are.
Jehan: ....*BLUSHES*
Jehan: AUGH.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: Yes, sorry.
UncleJemima: It's a term used.
UncleJemima: When...one is regretful of what they've done.
Jehan: LET ME DOWN, PLEASE. I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT THIS BUT IT WAS COURFEYRAC CARRING ME.
UncleJemima: ...
Feyrac: ...*UPPERCUT TO UNCLE JEMIMA, HELLO*
UncleJemima: *hands him over to Rac*
UncleJemima: WTF!
UncleJemima: OMFG.
Jehan: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wanna fall in loooooove (THIS WORLD IS ONLY GONNA BREAK YOUR HEART!) with yyyyyyyyyooooooooooou!!!
Feyrac: Don't.
UncleJemima: *BOTTLE: BREAKS*
Jehan: *HOLDS TIGHTLY ONTO COURFEYRAC*
UncleJemima: OMFG I KEEL YOU!
UncleJemima: THE MRS. WON'T BE HAPPY!
Feyrac: . . . No, thanks.
Jehan: Piiiikkaaaaa.....CHUUUUUUUUUUU
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: :D :D :D :D :D
Crowley: ....
Feyrac: Let's stop it here, right?
Lady_M: maybe coffee...
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) .................................
UncleJemima: Can I just say that he deserved it, and not me?
Feyrac: No.
Jehan: Oh, I love you....*kisses Courfeyrac*
UncleJemima: I'm sorry I punched your boyfriend, then.
Feyrac: ...Sorry.
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UncleJemima: *beams* HA! LOOK! I WAS RIGHT!
Feyrac: I mean --
UncleJemima: ...wtf.
Pikachu: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Jehan: What -- OMG
Feyrac: PIKACHU?!
Crowley: ...
Jehan: :D :D :D :D CUTTTEEEEE.
Pikachu: pikaaaa CHUUU
UncleJemima: ..PIKACHU?
UncleJemima: MY SWORN ENEMY.
Pikachu: [Translation: NOT COOL, JERK.]
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Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
UncleJemima: OF THE GALACTIC ALIANCE.
UncleJemima: WTF.
UncleJemima: .....
Jehan: .........:( :( :( :( :(
Lady_M: OMG WTF is that?
Feyrac: . . . . . ..
Lady_M: Jehan are you okay?
Feyrac: *mutters* Nobody is going to believe a word of this.
Jehan: CAN WE PET THE PIKACHU?
UncleJemima: NO.
Crowley: It's gone, Jehan.
UncleJemima: I WILL.
UncleJemima: ....
Rosencrantz: *has given up trying to follow what's going on. makes little paper frogs for something to do.*
Jehan: ONCE THIS LITTLE BOY THREW A WATER BALLOON AT MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!11111
Feyrac: . . . That's not very nice.
Jehan: ......*toddles over to Rosencrantz* HALLO HALLO HALLO!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: WHAT are you maKING?
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: They're so cute OMGSALTWATERTAFFY.
Rosencrantz: *blinks* hello, there.
Jehan: I LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BONES.
Jehan: aaaaaaaHHHHHHH
Feyrac: . . .
Rosencrantz: i suppose that's a very good thing for a banana not to have, isn't it?
UncleJemima: WTF.
Jehan: I LIKE FROGS.
UncleJemima: ....YOU GUYS ARE SO WEIRD.
UncleJemima: I LIKE IT.
Feyrac: Thanks, Uncle Jem.
Rosencrantz: *offers one of the paper frogs to jehan*
Jehan: OMGOMG ;_; ....*hides it*
Jehan: ...COURFEYRAC!!!!
Feyrac: Yes, Jehan?
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: Uncle Jem.
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) *holds out paper frog* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!111eleventyone.
UncleJemima: Hell of a lot better than Jemima.
UncleJemima: I took my wife's name.
Jehan: I love you! :D
Feyrac: ...*takes it gingerly* Thank you, Jehan. I'll ... put it on display.
Feyrac: *mouthes* ThankyouRosencrantz.Aughaugh
Jehan: WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU'RE LONELY.....WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU'RE BLUE....
UncleJemima: I go to the supermarket.
UncleJemima: Ever been?
Rosencrantz: *beamsbeams*
UncleJemima: It's ALWAYS open.
Jehan: .....Courfeyrac.........
Feyrac: . . . Yes, Jehan?
Jehan: .....Don't ever leave me.......
Feyrac: No. Never.
Feyrac: Even when you're --
Feyrac: ...
Feyrac: ......Yea.
UncleJemima: How sweet.
Jehan: ..May I pretend I was playing Spin the Bottle, and that I spun and the bottle landed on you?
Feyrac: *gives up on sanity* Anything.
Jehan: *kisses him*
Feyrac: *patpats*
Jehan: Happy birthday. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: *faints*
Feyrac: . . . . . .
Feyrac: ...Jehan. Jehan?
Jehan: *is fainted. can't talk*
Feyrac: . . . UM.
Feyrac: . . . . . . Dear Abby . . .
UncleJemima: *blinks* ohdear.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: Rac.
UncleJemima: I know you.
Feyrac: ...Yessir?
Lady_M: Oh...did he crash?
Feyrac: ...I think so.
Jehan: ....*wakes up* I WANT AN EASTER EGG.
Feyrac: . . . . . .
Feyrac: They're all stale.
Lady_M: apparently not
Jehan: ......Ooooooh.........Not Good.
Jehan: .........*faints*
Feyrac: . . . . . . Apparently so.
Rosencrantz: *blinks* you've a very nice boyfriend, you know.
Feyrac: Not really.
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: *oh. is crying inside*
Lady_M: I wish his body would make up its mind
Rosencrantz: not really?
Feyrac: Not really.
* UncleJemima THROWS SYRUP EVERYWHERE
Rosencrantz: -i- thought he was nice.
Rosencrantz: and he liked my frog. ^_^
Feyrac: He's not really . . .
Feyrac: I mean, he's nice, but . . .
Feyrac: Very.
Feyrac: But --
Rosencrantz: *blank look* but --?
Feyrac: -- he's not really.Well.Thatis.
Lady_M: poor jehan, how could you say that about him?
Feyrac: No, he's the nicest --
Feyrac: -- but --
UncleJemima: *blinks* Well.
Lady_M: what?
Jehan: *has an oblivious epic dream*
Lady_M: *stares*
Rosencrantz: *confused blink at lady m* what did he say, exactly?
UncleJemima: People seem...oblivious to the syrup.
Rosencrantz: i can't quite tell.
Feyrac: I wouldn't say. Boyfriend. *syrup'd...*
Jehan: .............................................................
Lady_M: toy?
Jehan: *but.....*
Rosencrantz: oh. what would you say, then?
Lady_M: what is he to you...
Lady_M: he obviously has a thing for you
Feyrac: Too good.
Jehan: *.....*
Lady_M: what wait what?
Feyrac: ...Hmm?
Rosencrantz: too good at what?
Feyrac: At being good.
Jehan: *would change for Courfeyrac!*
Feyrac: *to being -not- so good? XD*
Rosencrantz: oh. well, that makes sense, i suppose. if you're going to be good at something.
Jehan: *yes!*
Feyrac: *that strikes me as a little off the mark, dear.*
UncleJemima: ...
UncleJemima: You people are ODD.
Jehan: *but that's what people do when they're in love. change for each other*
Feyrac: OMG SYRUP EVERYWHERE. PANIC! RED ALERT!
UncleJemima: ...
Feyrac: *for the worse?*
UncleJemima: FINALLY.
UncleJemima: ....
Feyrac: . . .
Rosencrantz: *blinks* is there? ... i hadn't noticed.
Feyrac: Uncle Jemima.
Feyrac: You're SO weird.
Jehan: *if it makes the other happy, yes, definitely, so much*
UncleJemima: *SPORFLES*
UncleJemima: I...just..try.
Lady_M: *people shuoldn't have to change really...they should be loved for who they are*
UncleJemima: I love you all.
Jehan: *.......oh*
UncleJemima: Uncle Jem for PREZ.
Feyrac: I'd vote for you.
Feyrac: If Zaphod weren't running.
UncleJemima: ....WTF.
Jehan: *well, that doesn't bode very well....*
Jehan: ....*opens his eyes*
Feyrac: . . . Jehan?
UncleJemima: Can't we just...how about this.
UncleJemima: Totalitarianism.
Jehan: ........*runs to the bathroom*
Lady_M: *What do you mean?*
Feyrac: ...
Rosencrantz: *confusion*
UncleJemima: ...
Lady_M: *wait...weren't you passed out?*
Feyrac: THAT'S HOW IT IS.
UncleJemima: WAIT.
UncleJemima: WHAT.
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Feyrac: This is the fate worse than a hangover.
Feyrac: Witness the doom you have wrought, Lady Macbeth.
Jehan: *stays in the bathroom. will be in there a while because ew caffeine sickness*
UncleJemima: ...
Lady_M: oh why...
Feyrac: *knocks on door* Hey. You alright? Stupid question.
UncleJemima: I think I've had too much to drink.
Jehan: *sniffles*
Lady_M: there are more fun things to be done...
Lady_M: like mess with you...maybe make Jehan crazy again...but no, he's been nice to me...maybe make you crazier...
Rosencrantz: *to no one in particular* so, what's wrong with being good at being good, again?
Feyrac: *laughs a little* There's nothing wrong.
Jehan: *falls into a deep, hungover sleep in front of the toilet*
Feyrac: ...*knocks again* HEY. JEHAN?
Jehan: *zzzzzz*
I think it's my favourite log.
Lady_M: *hands him open red bull*
Zeus-4y3: *totally spun the bottle and is DUFFMAN-- I mean, waiting*
Lucifer-aye: Bottle: *points in the direction of Jehan and Ros, as typist put them on the same slip of paper...*
Zeus-4y3: ... *SCORE!*
Jehan: Oh, so it wakes you up...? Or....rela -- .........
Jehan: ........?
Rosencrantz: *blinks*
Zeus-4y3: *... grins at Ros and Jehan* Hey, boys.
Rosencrantz: *ia oblivious. it's what he's good at.*
Jehan: ....um. Relaxes...you.
Rosencrantz: oh. hello, there. *beams*
Feyrac-aye: ...Wait.
Feyrac-aye: How does that work?
Jehan: *is afraid of Zeus*
Rosencrantz: *is afraid of nothing! ... he's too stupid to be afraid.*
Lady_M: it does both depending on who you are. Try one, and if you like it *pulls out six pack* I have more...*sips at her own*
Jehan: .....Oh....well......
Lucifer-aye: [He's supposed to choose one. But it's ... Zeus.]
Zeus-4y3: *...totally kisses Jehan lightly, and then snogs Ros...*
Jehan: ............................................................................................................................
Rosencrantz: ... o.O ... *snogg'd!*
Feyrac-aye: . . . *thinks this is slightly unfair...*
Zeus-4y3: *... 'cause it's -Zeus-... snogs platonically? ...yes*
Jehan: *goes under the table*
Jehan: *with Dr. Fleurd*
Rosencrantz: *oh, well that's all right, then*
Feyrac-aye: Dr Fleurd: *makes notes furiously*
Zeus-4y3: *oh, yes! quite platonic. greek, y'know*
Lady_M: Are you going to try that?
Jehan: ...........Well... I suppose....
Jehan: ...Will it make me stop blushing?
Lady_M: for a while
Feyrac-aye: ...Red Bull? ... ... ...
Jehan: ....oh.
Lady_M: yeah
Lady_M: try it
Jehan: Should I drink it, Courfeyrac? (I'msorryIlethimkissme.)
Rosencrantz: *as opposed to the danish plato, of course* *considers flailing*
Feyrac-aye: . . . Well. (OMGWTFSHADDUPUNNECESSARYAPOLOGIES.)
Jehan: (sorry!)
Feyrac-aye: (SHH!)
Feyrac-aye: . . . Well. Um.
Lady_M: *looks pleadingly at feyrac something along the lines of please please please let someone be awake with me*
Jehan: ....Is it bad? (oh! *shuts up*)
Lady_M: No, not at all
Feyrac-aye: It would be anachronistic of me to actually know about Red Bull.
Zeus-4y3: *of course. exactly. yes. um. he'll just stop snogging now and look vaguely satisfied, yes*
Feyrac-aye: Not that this has ever actually stopped me before.
Jehan: ....
Feyrac-aye: But apparently, it's stopping me now.
Feyrac-aye: So um. Apparently I know nothing about Red Bull. Nope.
Jehan: ....Oh.
Rosencrantz: *blinkblinkblinks* ... well.
Rosencrantz: that was ... er.
Rosencrantz: interesting. *nodnods* *hides under the table*
Jehan: *waves to Rosencrantz*
Zeus-4y3: ...exactly, boy! ... *frowns* You have to spin now.
Zeus-4y3: *could spin again!*
Nemesis-aye: *No, Zeus can't spin again, AHAHAHA*
Lady_M: *drinks third Red Bull*
Rosencrantz: *squeak* who?
Nemesis-aye: Someone spin already
Cho-aye: *gets drink and drinks more beacuse nothing's going on?*
Cho-aye: I'll spin!
Zeus-4y3: *eyes Ros* Either you spin, or I get another turn. *griiiin* Not that I'd mind.
Jehan: ...*stares*
Nemesis-aye: ...Nobody in their right mind would give Zeus another turn.
Zeus-4y3: *...sticks his tongue out at Nem*
Romy-aye: *giggles*
Nemesis-aye: *Sticks tounge out right back and makes a face*
Lady_M: *stares at Jehan waiting*
Rosencrantz: oh, well. i don't really -- i'm not very -- spin what, exactly?
Rosencrantz: *nervy* he can have another turn, if he likes.
Jehan: ........Do you...really want me to drink it...?
Zeus-4y3: *makes a face back* ... *and then grins* Another turn for me!
Lady_M: Yeah it'll make you feel better
Zeus-4y3: *grabs the bottle and spins*
Lucifer-aye: Bottle: *lands on Cedric*
Cho-aye: ...!
Cedric-aye: ...
Cho-aye: *sporfles*
Cho-aye: No!
Cho-aye: *giggles*
Jehan: .....*can't say no to a nice, pretty, sweet lady* ....Very well... *opens a can and takes a drink*
Cho-aye: Ok yes.
Cedric-aye: ...
Jehan: ....It burns...ow..
Zeus-4y3: *grin* ...well, -hello-.
Romy-aye: *cracks up*
Cedric-aye: Um...
Cho-aye: Oh god..*giggling*
Zeus-4y3: *saunters over to Cedric*
Lady_M: do you like it?
Cedric-aye: *scared*
Zeus-4y3: Oh -god- is right.
Nemesis-aye: ...Zeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuus
Jehan: ....Not really. *coughs a bit* ....It really burns my tongue and throat....
Cedric-aye: ...
Zeus-4y3: Yes, Nemesis, darling? *without taking eyes off Cedric*
Cho-aye: *laughs* Cedric, you still have time to run.
Lady_M: try it all at once, it goes down smoother
Cedric-aye: I may just. *starts to get up*
Zeus-4y3: Hey, now. *pulls him closer*
Feyrac-aye: Castration is always an option.
Cho-aye: *giggling* Ohhhshit.
Cedric-aye: *wriggles a little*
Jehan: Oh.....*squeezes his eyes shut and drinks the whole thing......chokes*
Zeus-4y3: *raises eyebrows*
Lady_M: try another real quick, don't choke though
Nemesis-aye: ...I wouldn't do it if I was you.....
Feyrac-aye: *absently* If you feel like choking, bite it in half.
Rosencrantz: *nibbles on a freedom danish and tries not to be traumatized*
Jehan: *nods, looking ready to cough up a lung and drinks another*
Zeus-4y3: You're not me, Nemesis, dear. *kisses Cedric*
Lady_M: better?
Jehan: ooooh....
Jehan: ....um....
Cho-aye: *blushes*
Lady_M: oh
Nemesis-aye: Yeah. Thank God.
Lady_M: here *hands him another*
Cedric-aye: *kissed! lately*
Nemesis-aye: *Muttered, by the way*
Jehan: ...Maybe...another will help...? Oh, it tastes horrible.... *drinks another*
Cedric-aye: *does absolutely nothing in return*
Cho-aye: *is somewhat thankful for that*
Zeus-4y3: *doesn't care! lets the kiss linger -anyway-...just a bit*
Cho-aye: *blushes more*
Cedric-aye: *goes O_o*
Feyrac-aye: *rolls eyes* Zeus may secretly be Uncle Jemima.
Cedric-aye: *weirded out liekwhoa*
Jehan: *laughs* ....Oooh.
Cho-aye: Who is this Uncle Jemima character?
Feyrac-aye: Oh, he's --
Lady_M: here two more and it'll be okay *hands him the last two in he pack*
Feyrac-aye: -- a pancake maker.
Jehan: Oh -- okay.....*drinks the last two and looks vaguely sick*
Zeus-4y3: *pulls back and then licks Cedric's lips. creepily.*
Cho-aye: *blinks* pancakes...*still staring at Cedric/Zeus*
Feyrac-aye: *shudders* Yea. Pancakes.
Lady_M: Okay you should be fine now, oh the blush has gone away!
Jehan: ...I don't feel very well. And why are my hands shaki -- oh! Has it? *smiles*
Cho-aye: *BLINKBLINK*
Cedric-aye: *licked!*
Cedric-aye: *creeped out beyond all reason* *wipes mouth*
Cedric-aye: Um.
Cho-aye: *laughs*
Zeus-4y3: *grins* Nice to meet you.
Cho-aye: Are you alright?
Lady_M: yes!
Jehan: .....*sits still for a bit* ...
Cedric-aye: Ye-es...
Lady_M: you're shaking still
Cedric-aye: *spins to cover the awkwardness*
Lady_M: *looks at him oddly*
Cho-aye: *kisses his cheek*
Jehan: OMGOMG! Why?
Jehan: .......!!!!
Cedric-aye: *is very comforted*
Jehan: OH! My head is spinning! Ha!
Lady_M: well *reads ingredients* i's either the quadruple shot of caffeine or the taurine...
Nemesis-aye: Zeus, you've just crossed the line into beyond creepy.
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . Oi. Jehan?
Zeus-4y3: *winks at Nem* Just now? I'm disappointed.
Nemesis-aye: ....You're right.
Jehan: What's that? Oh, I hope nothing dangerous! I once drank a truth serum! I was made of.....I don't know! Hallo, Courfeyrac! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Cho-aye: *drinks more just because*
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Lady_M: Taurins is *reads fine print *Taurine is ewww...oh god...
Jehan: *huggles Courfeyrac like he's a big stuffed animal*
Feyrac-aye: *...gasps out* Lady Macbeth?
Lady_M: It's Taurus Urine...Oh eww..
Jehan: Oh, Courfeyrac! You have lovely-smelling hair! Did I ever tell you that? I love love love love love love love love you so so so much.
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, we need to have a talk sometime soon.
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Jehan: ...........
Jehan: HEEEEEE
Jehan: XD
Lady_M: About? What?
Feyrac-aye: *points to Jehan*
Lady_M: what? I didn't know!
Jehan: *pojts to self* I'm Jehan! You know that! HAHA! I LOVE YOU.
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Jehan: points!
Feyrac-aye: *mental breakdown*
Jehan: I mean!
Jehan: HA.
Feyrac-aye: ...Jehan? Jehan. Um.
Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac* May I recite a poem to you, Courfeyrac?! Adrien? I love your name. Can I can I can I?
Jehan: What!!
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Feyrac-aye: yea.goahead.
Jehan: ...........................!!!!!!
Jehan: YEY.
Jehan: Um....um....
Lady_M: *stares scared*
Lady_M: never again I swear it.
Feyrac-aye: ......littleflipperedmarsupialsfromvalhalla.
Jehan: Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: :D :D :D :D :D :D
Jehan: Snap your fingers!
Feyrac-aye: ...that'snice.
Jehan: .....................Adrien?
Feyrac-aye: ......Yes?
Jehan: I love love love love love you don't forget.
Feyrac-aye: *half-smile* 'Course.
Jehan: *smiles and hugs him*
Feyrac-aye: ............*DREADS*
Jehan: I HAVE A TOY UNICORN IN MY ROOM! *SCREAMS IT*
Feyrac-aye: . . . That's nice, Jehan. Really it is. ...
Jehan: HAHAHAHAHAHA! What do you sleep with?! I used to sleep with a stuffed little toy turtle! It's name was was was was was was.
Jehan: Ummmmmmmmmm....
Lady_M: Grabs Jehan by his bouncy shoulders* maybe you shuold sit down....
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Jehan: ..........
Feyrac-aye: Can I go cry for a bit?
Jehan: Oh!
Jehan: .............Oh, Courfeyrac! Adrien!
Jehan: .....Do you not like me very much?
Feyrac-aye: No, it's not --
Feyrac-aye: -- *this is worse than Jeannette.*
Jehan: Because I love you. Like.....like like like like HHEEEEEEE/
Jehan: 4w697677 :D
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: That's -very- expressive of you.
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) Yes. It's poetry; anything is, if you love a person.
Jehan: *is panting with hyperactivity*
Feyrac-aye: Haha. ...Yes. ...Do you ... ... *wonders if he should get a tranquilizer gun*
Lady_M: *looks for trampoline* Here, come over here *brings Jehan to trampoline*
Jehan: HEHEHEHEHEH! HEEHEEEHEEEE! Oh, Courfeyrac!!!!!!! WIKIPEDIA.
Jehan: .........................What's that!
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Lady_M: It's a trampoline, jump on it..
Jehan: *fans himself* *and jumps once and falls off it* OH!
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) I love kittens!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: no no just jump straight up
Jehan: And.....jumping!
Jehan: *jumps* ooooooh...
Feyrac-aye: *out of the corner of his mouth* Lady Macbeth. How long?
Jehan: Ca ira ca ira ca ira ca ira ca ira!!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: *whispers back* I don't know...he'll crash after a while though...worse than a hangover...
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: My room has dead roses in it!!!!! I am afraid to remove them!!!!!!!! I am afraid of the dark!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: *barely suppressed hysteria* HAVE YOU SEEN HIM WITH A HANGOVER?
Jehan: ....................................WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING FOR?
Feyrac-aye: ...I mean.
Lady_M: No, why?
Feyrac-aye: ......*smiles* Nothing. Just. ...
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) I once dripped candle wax on my finger!! It hurt so badly!!!!! And then it dried!!!!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: ......*clings to Lady Macbeth*
Jehan: .............And then i found twenty dollars.
Feyrac-aye: _It is bad.
Feyrac-aye: ...*applauds*
Lady_M: *looks at him awkwardly*...ummm
Jehan: .........*hugs Courfeyrac*
Jehan: I love you.
Feyrac-aye: *patpats* Yes. M'too. 'Course...
Feyrac-aye: ...LadyMacbeth.You'regoingtohelpafterthisisover.
Jehan: OMGOMG! *flails* Zeus kissed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: ;_;
Lady_M: Maybe...
Lady_M: *grin*
Feyrac-aye: ...Whatd'youmean,maybe?
Feyrac-aye: It'syour-obligation-.
Jehan: *grins with Lady Macbeth*
Lady_M: It's not mine...besides what if he wants to...erm...*thrusts hips kinda*
Jehan: NO MORE DYING.
Jehan: Heeheeheeeheee! The stars laugh at us!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: *rollseyes*Youmadehimdrinkthestuff.
Lady_M: I didn't force it down his throat...really...
Jehan: *rolls eyes with Courfeyrac*
Feyrac-aye: . . . Jehan?
Jehan: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Jehan: $&$* :) :) :) :)
Feyrac-aye: I want you to listen to me very carefully.
Jehan: Oh, of course! I'd do anything for you!!!
Feyrac-aye: ...Stay still
Jehan: *pants harshly and stands still, shaking violently*
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: LadyMacbeth.
Jehan: Oh, I -can't-! *tears up*
Lady_M: He can't. He'll bounce like an overloaded washing machine
Feyrac-aye: *facepalms*
Jehan: I have no strong objection to champagne,
Jehan: Ha ha!
Jehan: My wardrobe is expensive as the devil,
Jehan: Ha ha!
Jehan: !!! :D
Feyrac-aye: Oh FUCKING HELL. *facepalmsfacepalms*
Jehan: Perhaps it is ignoble to complain!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: Ha HAAA!
Rosencrantz: *blinkblinkblinks*
Jehan: Ha-ha, ha HA!
Rosencrantz: *points at jehan* ... is he all right? ... he's not possessed, is he?
Feyrac-aye: ...He's possessed by the Caffeine Devils.
Lady_M: up...no just caffinated
Jehan: Ha HA!
Rosencrantz: oh. *watches jehan warily* is being caffeinated very like being possessed?
Jehan: Oh, I'm so dizzy! :) :) :) My stomach hurts so horribly!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: ...I think so.
Lady_M: yes
Lady_M: except...no
Jehan: Courfeyrac....
Jehan: Courfeyrac....
Jehan: Adrien.
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, when is it physically possible for a person in that state to sleep?
Jehan: ....Adrien.
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: Yessir.
Jehan: Please, please please please please please please.....
Feyrac-aye: . . . Alright. ...What?
Cedric-aye: *spins*
Lady_M: When...ummm...they crash...
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . *DREADS*
Jehan: .....Will you dance with me? Please? I had a dream about it last night and I want to so badly. Can we can can can can we? Can we can we?
Lady_M: *twitches*
Jehan: Please?
Feyrac-aye: ...Not when you're so ... bouncy, it's... we can't ...
Feyrac-aye: ...
Jehan: ..................................................
Feyrac-aye: ......I mean --
Feyrac-aye: -- wait --
Jehan: *cries*
Feyrac-aye: -- no, of course we can --
Feyrac-aye: -- I mean --
Jehan: ....
Feyrac-aye: --
Feyrac-aye: _*FL'AIGLE*
Jehan: I'm not afraid. :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: Please. Let's. Please.
Jehan: Please?
Feyrac-aye: . . . Fear isn't really the issue here..
Jehan: Please?
Jehan: Please?
Jehan: Please?
Jehan: Please?
Feyrac-aye: ...N -- alri -- n --
Feyrac-aye: -- ...
Jehan: ....;_;
Feyrac-aye: .........
Feyrac-aye: ......
Jehan: ..................
Jehan: *sniffles*
Feyrac-aye: .........
Feyrac-aye: But --
Jehan: It's all right if you don't like me.
Feyrac-aye: -- wait, no --
Feyrac-aye: -- the --
Lady_M: *lumiers-esque pushes feyrac toward Jehan* Dance with him
Jehan: Yes!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: LADY, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
Jehan: :) :) :)
Jehan: Please! we've never before.
Lady_M: Neither were you!
Lady_M: *alludes to water*
Jehan: And I wanted to so so so so so so so badly.
Feyrac-aye: How was I supposed to know about RED BULL?
Jehan: But I got stuck with Cosette!!!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: And you danced with Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . But JEHAN . . .
Jehan: ............But Courfeyrac!
Feyrac-aye: But -JEHAN-!
Jehan: COURFEYRAAAAAC!!!!! PLEAAASSEEEE?! REALLY!!!!!!
Lady_M: *pushes Feyrac int Jehans arms*
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Jehan: *hugs tightly*
Feyrac-aye: *hugs back with DREAD*
Jehan: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! @^*^@@
Jehan: CHAI TEA, COURFEYRAC.
Jehan: ADRIEN.
Feyrac-aye: ...That's not a dance.
Lucifer-aye: *raises an eyebrow* Well.
Jehan: .....I don;t know how to dance!!! I danced once with a kittttyyyyyyy!!!! A little white one!! It was cute!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: And then it died!!!!!!!!!!111 ;_;
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: ......I'm sorry.
Lady_M: *suggests* Think The King and I!
Jehan: I know!!!! So am I!
Jehan: Oh!!! Let's dance like that!!!!
Feyrac-aye: Lady Macbeth, I think you should help. Somehow.
Jehan: *pulls on Courfeyrac awkwardly, laughing hysterically*
Lady_M: ok *starts counting* and 1..2...3...
Feyrac-aye: NO, not the COUNTER --
Feyrac-aye: -- ............
Feyrac-aye: ......
Lady_M: 1..2..3...
Feyrac-aye: ......
Feyrac-aye: .........*mutters* Tranquilizergun.
Jehan: What!!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0!!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: oh!
Jehan: *steps all over Courfeyrac's feet*
Feyrac-aye: *manages to laugh*
Jehan: I want steel-tipped shoes!!!!!!!!!!
Lady_M: *pulls out tranq gun and shoots Jehan but then realizes it was actually loaded with Red Bull*
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Jehan: ..............
Feyrac-aye: DON'T DO THAT
Jehan: ooooooh...
Jehan: *looks sick*
Feyrac-aye: _LADY BLOODY MACBETH
Jehan: COURFEYRAC HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITH STREAMERS
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Lady_M: oops..*drops gun* I didn't do it!
Feyrac-aye: *mustn't break down. mustn't break down*
Jehan: OMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!1111
Jehan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Feyrac-aye: . . . I want you to calm down.
Jehan: ALL RIGHT!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Lady_M: How is he supposed to do that?
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . Can we manage that?
Cho-aye: *that works too!* *sekritly slaps jehan*
Jehan: *pulls on Courfeyrac so they can dance --
Jehan: ............OH!
Jehan: YOU -- ..............*cries*
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . . .
Jehan: *cries loudly, like a baby*
Feyrac-aye: Breathe.
Feyrac-aye: Breathe -- yes. breathe.
Jehan: *KEEPS CRYING*
Feyrac-aye: Shh, Jehan. It's alright. It's just a penguin. Shh.
Lady_M: Penguin?
Lady_M: *pulls out kitten and hands it to Feyrac*
Jehan: PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PET IT PLEASE PLEASE CAN I CAN I CAN I!!!! *tugs on Courfeyrac's hair*
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: *offers penguin*
Jehan: HAHAHAHA ^_________^
Feyrac-aye: ...Where'd you get the penguin? ...I don't want to know.
Feyrac-aye: I mean.
Feyrac-aye: The kitten.
Jehan: ...............KITTEN? WELL!!!!!! It was my mother's!!!!!!!
Jehan: Wait, WHAT?
Feyrac-aye: ...Where'd this kitten come from?
Jehan: NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jehan: KITTTIIIIIIESSSS.
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Feyrac-aye: Breathe.
Jehan: ..........Courfeyrac, I once scraped my knee!!!!! RUNNING!!!! But not with SCISSORS?!
Feyrac-aye: . . . That must have hurt. *manages a smile*
Jehan: YES!!!!! I cried and my mother was like "EW ANTISEPTIC GRANTAIRE TIME!!!!"
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Lady_M: *hides all visible pairs of knives/scissors/sharp objects*
Feyrac-aye: Once upon a time in a kingdom far away.
Jehan: COURFEYRAC!!!! You always smell so so so so nice.....
Feyrac-aye: There lived a king and queen whose people were all driven mad.
Jehan: I love you too much! I dream about you every night -- WHHYYYY?
Jehan: WHAT A HORRIBLE ENDING
Feyrac-aye: . . . They drank from the wrong well.
Jehan: LIKE ZARSTROSSI!!
Jehan: BY PERCY SHELLEY!
Feyrac-aye: . . . So the king and queen had no choice but to drink from the same well --
Jehan: .....Okay, okay okay okay okay okay
Jehan: GO ON.
Cho-aye: *pulls back* *irritated by Jehan* WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
Feyrac-aye: -- Idon'twanttodothis.
Rosencrantz: *about to ask something about the well, but is getting rather dizzy watching them*
Jehan: ...............................................
Jehan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: ......
Cho-aye: ...
Jehan: WAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAH. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Cedric-aye: Cho? Calm down.
Jehan: Hi there! :D
Cedric-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: JEHAN? JEHAN. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Zeus-4y3: *would wave to Ros but is making out with the Devil*
Cho-aye: He's so loud! Funny, but loud!
Jehan: I CAN FLY!!!! I CAN SEE YOU, ADRIEN!!!!
Jehan: WHAT D
Feyrac-aye: LET'S PAAAAAINT THE WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Jehan: O YOU WANT
Jehan: ...................OMG OMGOMGOMG
Cedric-aye: Come on, Cho. *stands and pulls her up*
Feyrac-aye: WITH TOOOOOO MANYYYYYYYY COOOOOOLOOOOOOORRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Lady_M: Oh God...*blocks off all ledges and or high places*
Jehan: WTFBBQUSSR
Jehan: ..........................:) :) :)
Jehan: WHERE ARE THE PAINTS
Feyrac-aye: I DUNNO
Feyrac-aye: IN THE KITCHEN
Jehan: OMGOMG!
Jehan: *RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN*
Feyrac-aye: RANSACK THE KIIIIITCHEEEENNNN!!!!!11
Jehan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Jehan: CHAI TEA
Feyrac-aye: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Feyrac-aye: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINT
Jehan: *DUMPS THE POWDER INTO HIS MOUTH*
Dionysus-aye: PAINT THE WALLS RED!!!!1111 BLAAAACK!
Feyrac-aye: ...*COUGHS*
Lady_M: NO! STOP!!! NOOO! NO MORE CAFFINE!
Feyrac-aye: RED AND BLAAAAAAAAACK!
Jehan: *CHOKES*
Dionysus-aye: ... *helpful!*
Jehan: ......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Feyrac-aye: ...*stops dead* There's no other way, Lady Macbeth.
Cho-aye: *SEKRITLY DIES INSIDE*
Feyrac-aye: The vortex will suck you up if you resist.
Jehan: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!! *TURNS ON THE GAS*
Lady_M: what vortex?
Jehan: LOOKIT ME! I'M SYLVIA PLATH!
Feyrac-aye: WAIT NOT THE GAAAAAAAAS OOOOH GAS. *GIGGLES* GASGASGASGASGASG
Feyrac-aye: OMGOMG
Rosencrantz: *blinks* ... well. they're awfully sweet, aren't they. ^_^
Jehan: ooooooh.....
Feyrac-aye: YOU'LLBLOWUP
Jehan: .............oooooh.
Feyrac-aye: OMGWAIT *THROWS WATER ON THE STOVE*
Lady_M: *shuts gas and ties up Jehan*
Jehan: OMG!!!
Jehan: ..........
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, kindly untie him.
Jehan: I CAN'T MOVVVVVVVVVE. ;_______________;
Jehan: HEEEEEEEEEELP!!! *WAILS*
Lady_M: *to feyrac* get the handcuffs
Feyrac-aye: . . . DON'T RAPE JEHAN.
Jehan: WHAT?
Jehan: I ONLY WANT COURFEYRAC TO DO THAT.
Lady_M: I'M NOT GONNA RAPE JEHAN!
Jehan: CRAP.
Feyrac-aye: NO RAPE WHILE THE SUN IS UP.
Jehan: BRING HIM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME.
Feyrac-aye: BRIIIIIIIIIIIING HIM HOOOOOOOOOME
Feyrac-aye: HEEEEEEEEEEE IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG
Jehan: HEEEE IS ONLY A BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lady_M: *ties his hands instead*
Jehan: OH -- *WAILLLLLS*
Feyrac-aye: ...Lady Macbeth, please, he's not breaking anything.
Jehan: ;_; I'm a damsel in DISTRESS!!!!!!
Jehan: BUT NOT A GIRL
Feyrac-aye: ...WHICH MAKES YOU A GUY IN DISTRESS
Lady_M: but he's consuming...more and more..he turned on the gas! he could've killed us all!
Jehan: OMG OMG OMG ZS
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Feyrac-aye: ...We're still sane, alright? We can turn it off, alright?
Jehan: STRAWBERRY FIELDS!!!!!
Jehan: for. EVER
Feyrac-aye: . . . FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 YEY
Jehan: YEY!!!!!
Jehan: ........I can't move my hands.....!!!!
Jehan: !!!!!11111
Feyrac-aye: . . . Lady Macbeth, please. We'll keep him from too much trouble.
Jehan: *FALLS OVER, TIED TO THE CHAIR*
Jehan: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Feyrac-aye: . . .
Jehan: I can NOT MOVE.
Jehan: WAAAAAH
Feyrac-aye: *unties knots with much difficulty*
Jehan: I'llllllllllllllllllllllll DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Jehan: ;_;
Feyrac-aye: -- there. There. Fine.
Lady_M: you wanted help before...now you get it and you don't want it...oh well too bad...*drags Jehan to a bedroom lies him on the bed and pushes feyrac in and locks the door* fine you deal with it then*
Lady_M: !*
Jehan: ..............WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Feyrac-aye: ...*
Jehan: NO TIME OUTS.
Feyrac-aye: .....*pounds on the door* LADY MACBETH!
Jehan: *bangs on the door like no other*
Feyrac-aye: I MEANT THE KIND OF HELP THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE PEOPLE BEING CONSTRAINED IN UNNATURAL POSITIONS.
Jehan: ;_____________________; I AM AFRAID OF FEAR ITSELF.
Feyrac-aye: . . . That's a good attitude.
Jehan: OMGOMG!!!! I KNOEZ WTF LOLOLLOLZZZZ
Crowley: *Satanmods the bedroom door open* ::D
Jehan: U R SO HAWT, COURFEYRAC
Jehan: ...........YEY
Feyrac-aye: *fails at playing along*
Feyrac-aye: ...
Feyrac-aye: *wants to KILL SELF*
Crowley: *is all for mass chaos*
Jehan: .........FREEEEE!!! FREE AS THE WIND BLOWSS.
Feyrac-aye: *clings to Crowley* Dosomething.
Crowley: ... Sorry. Can't. *grins*
Jehan: :D :D :D :D D: D: D: D:
Crowley: Well, won't, actually.
Jehan: ....................................
Feyrac-aye: . . . I'll never steal your face again.
Jehan: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lady_M: *music comes on the the bedroom they're in* SO now I come to you with open aaaaaaarms
Crowley: .... Tempting. But, nah.
Jehan: ORLEANS PARIS.
Feyrac-aye: Shh, Jehan, Jehan, it's alright --
Feyrac-aye: -- I'll -sell- your face on the market if you don't.
Feyrac-aye: ...Why am I threatening a demon?
* Cho-aye is now known as UncleJemima
Jehan: ;_____; I WISH I WAS A FISH.
Feyrac-aye: . . . . . .
Feyrac-aye: UNCLE JEMIMA
Feyrac-aye: HELP
UncleJemima: ....
Crowley: Why are you?
Jehan: SO I COULD SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crowley: ....
Jehan: NOT HIM!!!!
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Feyrac-aye: I don't know. I'm at a disadvantage UNCLE JEMIMA
Feyrac-aye: PLEASE HELP
Jehan: OMGOMG NOT HIM. PLEASE. I DON'T LIKE HIM.
UncleJemima: ...CALM DOWN, MAN.
UncleJemima: BOTH OF YOU.
Jehan: OMG R U READY 2 B SUED?!!?!?!
UncleJemima: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, AND I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
Feyrac-aye: . . . Alright. Calm. ...PLZHELPPLZNOW
Jehan: :D :D :D :D :d
Feyrac-aye: . . . Molasses.
Lady_M: *unlocks door and is confused*
Feyrac-aye: ...NO!
Feyrac-aye: Not molasses.
Feyrac-aye: . . . InstaSobriety.
Jehan: :D I AM MOLASSES.
Feyrac-aye: HEAR ME ROAR.
Jehan: .......COURFEYRAC.
Crowley: *hands Jehan molasses*
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: COURFEYRAC.
Feyrac-aye: . . . Uncle Jemima. Please ==
Feyrac-aye: -- yes?
Feyrac-aye: *flailflail*
Jehan: .....................PLEASE. Kiss me!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Feyrac-aye: *hurried kiss* Hereyougo.
UncleJemima: ...Yes?
Feyrac-aye: Please.
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Jehan: Ooooh....
Feyrac-aye: InstaSobriety.
UncleJemima: You guys are so hawt.
Jehan: *SWOONS*
Feyrac-aye: THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
Feyrac-aye: YOU RAPIST.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: OMFG!
Jehan: OMG :D
Feyrac-aye: I mean -- no!
Feyrac-aye: I'm sorry.
Feyrac-aye: Didn't mean that.
Jehan: A ther.....RAPIST!!!
Jehan: :D
Feyrac-aye: Please. InstaSobriety. ;__;
Jehan: I LOVE THE WORLD.
UncleJemima: *shrugs* Not necessary.
Jehan: I LOVE MY VANILLA TAFFY. It's SO good!!!!!!!!!!
Feyrac-aye: Not -necessary-?!
UncleJemima: Your drinks never had any alcohol/caffeine in the first place, so.
Jehan: I like wearing dresses!!!!!!!! They're TOO pretty!!!!!
Jehan: ......................
Feyrac-aye: HE DRANK RED BULL.
Jehan: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Feyrac-aye: Don't DISTORT THE PAST.
UncleJemima: ...
Lucifer: *is obviously not playing anymore, but is still snogging Zeus?*
Jehan: NOT LUCIFER PLEASE MOMMY.
UncleJemima: What do you need? A...heavy sedative of some sort?
UncleJemima: Or I could just pour syrup on him.
Jehan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH THE HOLLY AND THE IVY.
UncleJemima: Might slow him down a bit.
Feyrac-aye: . . . Don't you have any cool psychic powers?
Z3u5: *totally still snogging, yes...?*
Jehan: Courfeyrac!!!!! Courfeyrac!!!!! DANCE WITH ME PRETTY PLEASE? I'll kiss you if you do!!!!!!
Lady_M: *offers* I have whipped cream...and cherries...from the sundaes I made earlier
UncleJemima: ...Does it look like I do?
Jehan: PLEASE! *wails*
Feyrac-aye: Certainly, certainly omgunclejemimaitrustedyou.
UncleJemima: I mean, COME ON. You called me a rapist.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: *snogs*
Feyrac-aye: ...That's because you made dubious statements --
Jehan: *wails louder* Shall we dance.....!!!!!!!!! ON A BRIGHT CLOUD OF BEAUTY SHALL WE DANCE!!!!!
UncleJemima: *i'm snogging you, SON.*
Feyrac: ...
Jehan: WHAT?
Feyrac: WHATTHE
UncleJemima: ,,,,
Jehan: WHAT WHAT WHAT
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Crowley: *cracks up*
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Feyrac: . . . . . . UNCLEJEMIMA.
Feyrac: OUT. NOW.
Jehan: *PULLS COURFEYRAC INTO A REALLY BAD WALTZ*
UncleJemima: ..EXCUSE ME?
UncleJemima: HELL NO.
Jehan: YOU HEARD THE MAN.
Feyrac: *trying to waltz with a crazy poet* ...GET OUT.
UncleJemima: ....*SYRUPS J00*
Feyrac: ... OH, SHITE.
UncleJemima: *MY VERSION OF PUNJABBING, Y0!*
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) YOU'RE SO HANDSOME COURFEYRAC. I am so so so so sososososo lucky. *licks the syrup off Courfeyrac*
Feyrac: . . . NOW YOU'RE BEING OOC
Crowley: DEEP-THROA-- Wait, that's molasses.
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDD :) :) :)
UncleJemima: ...EXCUSE ME?
UncleJemima: BITCH, PLEASE.
Jehan: *JUST LICKS HIS CHEEK, THOUGH*
UncleJemima: I -AM- OOC. JUST LIKE I -AM- IC.
Feyrac: JEHAN. Jehan. Whoa.
UncleJemima: REPRESENT, BITCHES.
Jehan: WHAT.
Feyrac: Just -- er. ...*coughs*
Feyrac: . . .
Jehan: Please please please please lead me? I don't know how to dance!!!!!!!!!1111
UncleJemima: ...Come on, chaps.
Jehan: PLEASE!!!! *kisses Courfeyrac* *and licks syrup*
Feyrac: . . . . . . We can't dance, there's syrup everywhere . . .
Feyrac: . . . but --
UncleJemima: ...
Jehan: .........I'll clean it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Feyrac: -- good try, but --
UncleJemima: He's rather...eager, isn't he?
Feyrac: -- he's HYPERCAFFEINATED, sir.
Jehan: *pulls Courfeyrac around the room* I LOVE OLD BOOKS.
UncleJemima: WTF DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OUT OF THEN? BRAN?
Feyrac: *dragged* . . .
Jehan: ADRIEN!!!111 ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT MYSELF!!1!!!!!11!!!11111ELEVENTYONE
Feyrac: . . . What ARE you made out of?
Feyrac: . . . . . . When do you think you'll calm down?
Feyrac: I mean.
Jehan: IS THAT MY QUESTION?
Feyrac: The first question was to Uncle Jemima.
UncleJemima: ...
Jehan: I'M MADE OUT OF BLOOD, I THINK. *grabs scissors*
UncleJemima: I'm made out of brawn, and man.
Feyrac: *snatches scissors away*
UncleJemima: ...Sap from the Maple tree, yes.
Jehan: *kisses Courfeyrac clumsily*
Feyrac: *is really having a bad day*...
Jehan: I love you!!!!!!!!!1111 CALL ME CATHY! RIGHT NOW! :D :D :D :D :D
UncleJemima: ....
Feyrac: *hesistantly* ...Ca...thy.
UncleJemima: Cathy?
Jehan: And I'll surPRISE YOU.
UncleJemima: I'm Uncle Jemima.
Jehan: OH, HEATHCLIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SWOONS*
Feyrac: . . . . . .
Jehan: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Feyrac: Haha.
Feyrac: ...
Jehan: WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!! GET IT??!?!?!?!?!
Feyrac: Heathcliff has a really frigging bad personality.
UncleJemima: ...isn't that a Cat?
UncleJemima: on a TV show?
Jehan: I know. You're more like....likelikelikelike.....ICE CREAM. And RUM TUM TUGGER.
Feyrac: . . . . . . .
Feyrac: *suicide watch*
Jehan: OMG ZOLOLOLOLZOL
UncleJemima: ...
UncleJemima: *SLAPS JEHAN*
Jehan: .....................
Feyrac: ...Uncle JEMIMA!
Jehan: *crumples*
UncleJemima: Oh god.
Feyrac: TRADEFED.
Crowley: ... Well.
Jehan: ...................................................;_; *CRIES LIKE BABY*
Feyrac: Jehan, it's alright, it's --
Crowley: *cringes*
UncleJemima: *lifts up Jehan*
Jehan: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
UncleJemima: I'm sorry, my dear boy.
Jehan: Oh --
UncleJemima: Man.
Feyrac: 'Sorry'?
UncleJemima: Whatever you are.
Jehan: ....*BLUSHES*
Jehan: AUGH.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: Yes, sorry.
UncleJemima: It's a term used.
UncleJemima: When...one is regretful of what they've done.
Jehan: LET ME DOWN, PLEASE. I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT THIS BUT IT WAS COURFEYRAC CARRING ME.
UncleJemima: ...
Feyrac: ...*UPPERCUT TO UNCLE JEMIMA, HELLO*
UncleJemima: *hands him over to Rac*
UncleJemima: WTF!
UncleJemima: OMFG.
Jehan: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wanna fall in loooooove (THIS WORLD IS ONLY GONNA BREAK YOUR HEART!) with yyyyyyyyyooooooooooou!!!
Feyrac: Don't.
UncleJemima: *BOTTLE: BREAKS*
Jehan: *HOLDS TIGHTLY ONTO COURFEYRAC*
UncleJemima: OMFG I KEEL YOU!
UncleJemima: THE MRS. WON'T BE HAPPY!
Feyrac: . . . No, thanks.
Jehan: Piiiikkaaaaa.....CHUUUUUUUUUUU
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: :D :D :D :D :D
Crowley: ....
Feyrac: Let's stop it here, right?
Lady_M: maybe coffee...
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) .................................
UncleJemima: Can I just say that he deserved it, and not me?
Feyrac: No.
Jehan: Oh, I love you....*kisses Courfeyrac*
UncleJemima: I'm sorry I punched your boyfriend, then.
Feyrac: ...Sorry.
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UncleJemima: *beams* HA! LOOK! I WAS RIGHT!
Feyrac: I mean --
UncleJemima: ...wtf.
Pikachu: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Jehan: What -- OMG
Feyrac: PIKACHU?!
Crowley: ...
Jehan: :D :D :D :D CUTTTEEEEE.
Pikachu: pikaaaa CHUUU
UncleJemima: ..PIKACHU?
UncleJemima: MY SWORN ENEMY.
Pikachu: [Translation: NOT COOL, JERK.]
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Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
UncleJemima: OF THE GALACTIC ALIANCE.
UncleJemima: WTF.
UncleJemima: .....
Jehan: .........:( :( :( :( :(
Lady_M: OMG WTF is that?
Feyrac: . . . . . ..
Lady_M: Jehan are you okay?
Feyrac: *mutters* Nobody is going to believe a word of this.
Jehan: CAN WE PET THE PIKACHU?
UncleJemima: NO.
Crowley: It's gone, Jehan.
UncleJemima: I WILL.
UncleJemima: ....
Rosencrantz: *has given up trying to follow what's going on. makes little paper frogs for something to do.*
Jehan: ONCE THIS LITTLE BOY THREW A WATER BALLOON AT MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!11111
Feyrac: . . . That's not very nice.
Jehan: ......*toddles over to Rosencrantz* HALLO HALLO HALLO!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: WHAT are you maKING?
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: They're so cute OMGSALTWATERTAFFY.
Rosencrantz: *blinks* hello, there.
Jehan: I LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BONES.
Jehan: aaaaaaaHHHHHHH
Feyrac: . . .
Rosencrantz: i suppose that's a very good thing for a banana not to have, isn't it?
UncleJemima: WTF.
Jehan: I LIKE FROGS.
UncleJemima: ....YOU GUYS ARE SO WEIRD.
UncleJemima: I LIKE IT.
Feyrac: Thanks, Uncle Jem.
Rosencrantz: *offers one of the paper frogs to jehan*
Jehan: OMGOMG ;_; ....*hides it*
Jehan: ...COURFEYRAC!!!!
Feyrac: Yes, Jehan?
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: Uncle Jem.
Jehan: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) *holds out paper frog* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!111eleventyone.
UncleJemima: Hell of a lot better than Jemima.
UncleJemima: I took my wife's name.
Jehan: I love you! :D
Feyrac: ...*takes it gingerly* Thank you, Jehan. I'll ... put it on display.
Feyrac: *mouthes* ThankyouRosencrantz.Aughaugh
Jehan: WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU'RE LONELY.....WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU'RE BLUE....
UncleJemima: I go to the supermarket.
UncleJemima: Ever been?
Rosencrantz: *beamsbeams*
UncleJemima: It's ALWAYS open.
Jehan: .....Courfeyrac.........
Feyrac: . . . Yes, Jehan?
Jehan: .....Don't ever leave me.......
Feyrac: No. Never.
Feyrac: Even when you're --
Feyrac: ...
Feyrac: ......Yea.
UncleJemima: How sweet.
Jehan: ..May I pretend I was playing Spin the Bottle, and that I spun and the bottle landed on you?
Feyrac: *gives up on sanity* Anything.
Jehan: *kisses him*
Feyrac: *patpats*
Jehan: Happy birthday. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Jehan: *faints*
Feyrac: . . . . . .
Feyrac: ...Jehan. Jehan?
Jehan: *is fainted. can't talk*
Feyrac: . . . UM.
Feyrac: . . . . . . Dear Abby . . .
UncleJemima: *blinks* ohdear.
UncleJemima: ....
UncleJemima: Rac.
UncleJemima: I know you.
Feyrac: ...Yessir?
Lady_M: Oh...did he crash?
Feyrac: ...I think so.
Jehan: ....*wakes up* I WANT AN EASTER EGG.
Feyrac: . . . . . .
Feyrac: They're all stale.
Lady_M: apparently not
Jehan: ......Ooooooh.........Not Good.
Jehan: .........*faints*
Feyrac: . . . . . . Apparently so.
Rosencrantz: *blinks* you've a very nice boyfriend, you know.
Feyrac: Not really.
UncleJemima: ....
Jehan: *oh. is crying inside*
Lady_M: I wish his body would make up its mind
Rosencrantz: not really?
Feyrac: Not really.
* UncleJemima THROWS SYRUP EVERYWHERE
Rosencrantz: -i- thought he was nice.
Rosencrantz: and he liked my frog. ^_^
Feyrac: He's not really . . .
Feyrac: I mean, he's nice, but . . .
Feyrac: Very.
Feyrac: But --
Rosencrantz: *blank look* but --?
Feyrac: -- he's not really.Well.Thatis.
Lady_M: poor jehan, how could you say that about him?
Feyrac: No, he's the nicest --
Feyrac: -- but --
UncleJemima: *blinks* Well.
Lady_M: what?
Jehan: *has an oblivious epic dream*
Lady_M: *stares*
Rosencrantz: *confused blink at lady m* what did he say, exactly?
UncleJemima: People seem...oblivious to the syrup.
Rosencrantz: i can't quite tell.
Feyrac: I wouldn't say. Boyfriend. *syrup'd...*
Jehan: .............................................................
Lady_M: toy?
Jehan: *but.....*
Rosencrantz: oh. what would you say, then?
Lady_M: what is he to you...
Lady_M: he obviously has a thing for you
Feyrac: Too good.
Jehan: *.....*
Lady_M: what wait what?
Feyrac: ...Hmm?
Rosencrantz: too good at what?
Feyrac: At being good.
Jehan: *would change for Courfeyrac!*
Feyrac: *to being -not- so good? XD*
Rosencrantz: oh. well, that makes sense, i suppose. if you're going to be good at something.
Jehan: *yes!*
Feyrac: *that strikes me as a little off the mark, dear.*
UncleJemima: ...
UncleJemima: You people are ODD.
Jehan: *but that's what people do when they're in love. change for each other*
Feyrac: OMG SYRUP EVERYWHERE. PANIC! RED ALERT!
UncleJemima: ...
Feyrac: *for the worse?*
UncleJemima: FINALLY.
UncleJemima: ....
Feyrac: . . .
Rosencrantz: *blinks* is there? ... i hadn't noticed.
Feyrac: Uncle Jemima.
Feyrac: You're SO weird.
Jehan: *if it makes the other happy, yes, definitely, so much*
UncleJemima: *SPORFLES*
UncleJemima: I...just..try.
Lady_M: *people shuoldn't have to change really...they should be loved for who they are*
UncleJemima: I love you all.
Jehan: *.......oh*
UncleJemima: Uncle Jem for PREZ.
Feyrac: I'd vote for you.
Feyrac: If Zaphod weren't running.
UncleJemima: ....WTF.
Jehan: *well, that doesn't bode very well....*
Jehan: ....*opens his eyes*
Feyrac: . . . Jehan?
UncleJemima: Can't we just...how about this.
UncleJemima: Totalitarianism.
Jehan: ........*runs to the bathroom*
Lady_M: *What do you mean?*
Feyrac: ...
Rosencrantz: *confusion*
UncleJemima: ...
Lady_M: *wait...weren't you passed out?*
Feyrac: THAT'S HOW IT IS.
UncleJemima: WAIT.
UncleJemima: WHAT.
UncleJemima: *blinks*
Feyrac: This is the fate worse than a hangover.
Feyrac: Witness the doom you have wrought, Lady Macbeth.
Jehan: *stays in the bathroom. will be in there a while because ew caffeine sickness*
UncleJemima: ...
Lady_M: oh why...
Feyrac: *knocks on door* Hey. You alright? Stupid question.
UncleJemima: I think I've had too much to drink.
Jehan: *sniffles*
Lady_M: there are more fun things to be done...
Lady_M: like mess with you...maybe make Jehan crazy again...but no, he's been nice to me...maybe make you crazier...
Rosencrantz: *to no one in particular* so, what's wrong with being good at being good, again?
Feyrac: *laughs a little* There's nothing wrong.
Jehan: *falls into a deep, hungover sleep in front of the toilet*
Feyrac: ...*knocks again* HEY. JEHAN?
Jehan: *zzzzzz*