You had so much to offer, why did you offer your soul?...

Oct 20, 2005 21:15

Okay. So. The third most evil man in the world sells his soul to the devil. Sort of. Short, and, while serious, somewhat cracky.


Lucifer: *is there!*
Acheron: *is there too! Yay! ... help, have no segue.*
Lucifer: *...has no clue!*
Acheron: *... wtf, then!*
Acheron: *nods at him* Evening.
Lucifer: *you were t-- ok, there.* *eyes him a bit and nods back* Hello.
Acheron: You are who I think you are, aren't you?
Acheron: *also, totally does not notice his brothers, whee*
Lucifer: *raises an eyebrow* .. Of course.
Acheron: Ah. Good, then. *charming smile*
Lucifer: Was there a reason you wanted to speak with me? *slightly amused*
Acheron: As a matter of fact, there was. I have a proposal for you.
Lucifer: .. Oh?
Acheron: *tilts his head at him* No doubt you're familiar with my life, if you really do keep watch over these sort of things-- I've heard the theories, all of them. Do you approve?
Lucifer: *observes him for a moment* Acheron Hades, correct? I'm -certainly- familiar with your work, old chap. *grins*
Acheron: *late, yes* *grins* Oh, good. Well, since you are, I'm sure you can see that I'm not keen on stopping it anytime soon.
Lucifer: *late too, so that's ok* I'd hardly expect you to. *amused smile*
Acheron: Yes. Unfortunately, someone's trying to make me. Made me swear an oath I'm not too intent on keeping.
Acheron: Unfortunately, the effects of breaking it would be a little more than I can handle in my current state.
Lucifer: Hmm. *looks thoughtful* I think I know what you're proposing.
Acheron: Oh? Do tell me. *grins*
Lucifer: The old sign your soul away contract, obviously. Except, in this case, I benefit from the continuation of evil deeds rather than your actual -soul-, since I think that would end up belonging to me anyways. *smirks*
Acheron: *laughs* That's exactly right.
Lucifer: I'm glad we understand each other, then.
Acheron: So, what do you say?
Lucifer: I think it's a deal. *grins*
Acheron: *grins back* Do I sign in blood, now?
Lucifer: *laughs* No, that's the old fashioned way. Lately, we do it electronically. *produces something that looks like the thing where you sign for a credit card, wtf Lucifer*
Acheron: *raises an eyebrow* All right.
Lucifer: *hands it over to him* The contract's all on the screen. If you'll just read it and sign on the dotted line ...
Acheron: *reads and signs* That's it? Very tidy.
Lucifer: Indeed. Less paperwork this way. *and now does some demonmodding and shut up, the typist isn't creative since she just came down from a sugar high ;_______;* *and poof, Acheron has close-to-demon!powerz*
Acheron: *has close-to-demonpowers! not that he didn't already. ...yay!*
Lucifer: *small smirk* Enjoy. And if you ever need to call, here's my card. *hands him a business card, WTF*
Acheron: *slips the business card into an inner coat pocket and smiles* Thank you very much. I'm available whenever you need me, of course.
Lucifer: *nods* Pleasure doing business with you. See you around. *grins and leaves*
Acheron: *grins back*
Acheron: *leaves as well, typist has enough windows to keep up with*
Log file closed at: 10/20/05 9:09:48 PM

acheron, lucifer

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