The Elusive Berserks
Date: 30th Dec 2354
Time: 13:30
Place: Stovorb Nebula
Quake: Ok troop. We just have to push on a little bit more. Let’s get our beast mode on.
Flex: If you say so captain. I am pretty low on ammo. I'll cover Earl while he places the explosives on the south wall.
Quake: Sounds like a good idea.
Brute: Trying to weasel out again, Flex?
Quake: Stop picking on the noob, Brute. You ready Eral?
Earl: For the thousandth time, it's Earl. Not Eral.
Quake: Concentrate more on the task at hand and not on a silly typo.
Earl: I am heading out. Cover me flex.
Flex: typing
Quake: Flex, Earl is taking heavy fire.
Brute: I'll cover him. Earl, drop the package and get outta there.
Earl: That was close. Denoting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Boom.
Flex: Hey guys. Sorry the internet is really giving me a hard time.
Quake: Not the right time for apologies. Right now we have to capture this outpost.
Brute: Take notes, noob. Leeeeeerrrrroyyyy Jenkkkkiiinnnnsssss...!!!!
Earl: Is that still doing the rounds? Flex never use that cry with us.
Flex: Noted.
Brute: All dead. That battle cry is my lucky charm. We are clear.
Flex: That was easy.
Quake: Listen up Flex, tomorrow we will need you to be with us a hundred per cent. We defend this outpost tomorrow and we head straight to the number one ranking. Ask your neighbour for his Wi-Fi password if required. Just don’t let bad internet be the reason for our downfall.
Brute: Should we substitute him with Kron just for tomorrow?
Flex: I'll work out my connectivity issues.
Earl: Let’s call it a day guys. Team Elusive Berserks, we were almost untouchable today. IDK you guys in real life, but if i ever get caught in a battle. I would want you guys to be there for me.
Quake: Wow. That was a bit too much Earl. TTYL guys.
Date: 31st Dec 2354
Time: 13:48
Place: Stovorb Nebula
Quake: The strike team is heading from the east wall. Brute take them out.
Flex: I'm going too.
Quake: No Flex, you head to the main gate. If they breach the gate, hold them off for as long as you can.
Earl: Refill your ammo from the ammunition bunker.
Flex: Got it.
Brute: This is a piece of cake. At least give me some competition.
Quake: Looks like we have this one in the bag.
Earl: Guys, the outpost is breached. Flex hold them till Brute and I arrive.
Flex: typing
Quake: Hurry guys. I doubt he will be able to hold the enemies off by himself.
Brute: I'm here. He's just standing there. His network must be down. I'd be damned if we lose the outpost like this.
Earl: TISNF. So close yet so far.
Flex: typing
Brute: It’s all over. I told you Quake. I told you, we should've replaced the noob with a veteran.
Quake: Flex. You've really let us down. This was our best chance to be crowned the victors.
Flex: typing
Date: 1st Jan 2354
Time: 10:48
Place: Sliego Sector
Earl: Guys. Before we start, I have something to tell you.
Brute: There he goes again.
Earl: It's not that. I read in the newspaper, that there was a burglary in The Bronx yesterday. The culprits snuck into the house and clubbed a kid to knock him out; inadvertently killing him. They got away with some money and jewels. At the time of the robbery, the kid was playing "The Battlefront Siege". Guys, I think the kid was Flex.
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* TISNF - That/This is so not fair
(This entry is inspired by a real event that took place in Arizona a couple of years ago)
Time: 13:30
Place: Stovorb Nebula
Quake: Ok troop. We just have to push on a little bit more. Let’s get our beast mode on.
Flex: If you say so captain. I am pretty low on ammo. I'll cover Earl while he places the explosives on the south wall.
Quake: Sounds like a good idea.
Brute: Trying to weasel out again, Flex?
Quake: Stop picking on the noob, Brute. You ready Eral?
Earl: For the thousandth time, it's Earl. Not Eral.
Quake: Concentrate more on the task at hand and not on a silly typo.
Earl: I am heading out. Cover me flex.
Flex: typing
Quake: Flex, Earl is taking heavy fire.
Brute: I'll cover him. Earl, drop the package and get outta there.
Earl: That was close. Denoting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Boom.
Flex: Hey guys. Sorry the internet is really giving me a hard time.
Quake: Not the right time for apologies. Right now we have to capture this outpost.
Brute: Take notes, noob. Leeeeeerrrrroyyyy Jenkkkkiiinnnnsssss...!!!!
Earl: Is that still doing the rounds? Flex never use that cry with us.
Flex: Noted.
Brute: All dead. That battle cry is my lucky charm. We are clear.
Flex: That was easy.
Quake: Listen up Flex, tomorrow we will need you to be with us a hundred per cent. We defend this outpost tomorrow and we head straight to the number one ranking. Ask your neighbour for his Wi-Fi password if required. Just don’t let bad internet be the reason for our downfall.
Brute: Should we substitute him with Kron just for tomorrow?
Flex: I'll work out my connectivity issues.
Earl: Let’s call it a day guys. Team Elusive Berserks, we were almost untouchable today. IDK you guys in real life, but if i ever get caught in a battle. I would want you guys to be there for me.
Quake: Wow. That was a bit too much Earl. TTYL guys.
Date: 31st Dec 2354
Time: 13:48
Place: Stovorb Nebula
Quake: The strike team is heading from the east wall. Brute take them out.
Flex: I'm going too.
Quake: No Flex, you head to the main gate. If they breach the gate, hold them off for as long as you can.
Earl: Refill your ammo from the ammunition bunker.
Flex: Got it.
Brute: This is a piece of cake. At least give me some competition.
Quake: Looks like we have this one in the bag.
Earl: Guys, the outpost is breached. Flex hold them till Brute and I arrive.
Flex: typing
Quake: Hurry guys. I doubt he will be able to hold the enemies off by himself.
Brute: I'm here. He's just standing there. His network must be down. I'd be damned if we lose the outpost like this.
Earl: TISNF. So close yet so far.
Flex: typing
Brute: It’s all over. I told you Quake. I told you, we should've replaced the noob with a veteran.
Quake: Flex. You've really let us down. This was our best chance to be crowned the victors.
Flex: typing
Date: 1st Jan 2354
Time: 10:48
Place: Sliego Sector
Earl: Guys. Before we start, I have something to tell you.
Brute: There he goes again.
Earl: It's not that. I read in the newspaper, that there was a burglary in The Bronx yesterday. The culprits snuck into the house and clubbed a kid to knock him out; inadvertently killing him. They got away with some money and jewels. At the time of the robbery, the kid was playing "The Battlefront Siege". Guys, I think the kid was Flex.
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* TISNF - That/This is so not fair
(This entry is inspired by a real event that took place in Arizona a couple of years ago)