The Man From The Garden Of Eden
Adam: Where am I? Who am I? What am I?
God: Hey there.
Adam: What the... ! Who said that? Where are you?
God: Sorry about that. Didn't want to scare the Bejeezus out of you.
Adam: Scare the what out of me now? And why can't I see You?
God: That explanation will have to wait. Let Me introduce Myself to you. I am the Almighty One, but you can call me God. I am up in heaven, from where I watch all my creations.
Adam: How about first introducing me to myself.
God: Sorry, totally forgot this is your first day. You are Adam. I have created you in My own reflection. I breathed into your nose My breath of life and you became a living soul. You will rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.
Adam: Seriously? That is such a huge responsibility. I lack social skills let alone governing capabilities. Is there an intern level entry into this?
God: You are the only one. I have put intelligence, perception, shrewdness and insight in you, among other things. I will be relocating you to the Garden of Eden. Don't worry. It will all be fine.
Adam: What exactly will I do there? This place seems fine. It’s not too hot, nor too cold. I already feel at home.
God: Stop being a baby. Just have a look at the place and give it a thought. It is by far My best work to date.
Adam: I was just born now...! How can I stop being a baby?
God: I am surprised you know what a baby is. Maybe I put a little too much foresightedness in you. Either way, you are relocating.
Adam: Fine. What am I supposed to do there?
God: You are to tend and care for all things in the Garden of Eden. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want. If you feel hungry, there are plenty of fruit trees that you can eat from. There Is but one tree you must not eat from.
Adam: Why? What's so special in that tree? What will happen if I eat from it?
God: You will not eat from it, because I say so..! Sigh! I hope this doesn’t become the norm for parent children talks. The fruit from this tree will kill you.
Adam: Well that would suck. What happens after i die?
God: You ask too many questions. The other job i entrust you with is naming all the animals.
Adam: I can name the animals? Now that is something i can see myself excelling in. I already have a few names. Cinnamon, Dumpling, Gigi, Hunbun.
God: Stop. Please stop. These names are preposterous. Also alphabetical, but preposterous nonetheless. They will be called by these names for all eternity. Please ensure you do them justice.
Adam: Ok ok. I'll do better once I see what I am naming.
God: Thank you.
Adam: You're welcome. Just one request. Is there any way you can give me a companion. It would be awfully lonely.
God: You were created just a few minutes ago.
Adam: Foresightedness. ;)
God: Did you just wink? You seem to be evolving a lot faster than I had expected.
Adam: For Darwin's sake! Don't change the subject.
God: I was planning to give you a surprise. Oh never mind. Lemme break it down for ya.
Adam: Why are you breaking things? It’s alright to say no.
God: I mean, let Me explain what I had planned for you. I was going to make you a female companion. She will be with you always. You and your companion will go forth and multiply.
Adam: Maths already?
God: Oh you'll see what I mean. But first I'll want you to sleep for a while. I'll be needing one of your rib for making your companion.
Adam: You created everything around me with your powers, and yet you need a part of me to make me a companion. Can't you just copy paste? Or take a part that is less deeper in my body? Like a nail or eyelashes?
God: Nope. My mind is made up. Now go to sleep.
Adam: I don't wanna.... zzzzzz
And you know the rest.....