*No, they're not all stupid.

I have been an on-again/off-again vegetarian since roughly 1996 (currently off, thanks for asking), but right now I'm thoroughly pissed off at vegetarians (YES ALL OF THEM, EACH AND EVERY ONE) for this. Pretty much every week there's a post that has me grinding my teeth and rolling my eyes. This is just the latest one ( Read more... )

I work for a small government agency. This agency wrote someone up for an obvious violation of law yesterday. (There is no penalty, they just have to quit doing it.) This morning, I heard third-hand information that the person who was written up called our agency something that sounds like "Pole-e-ann-ick ( Read more... )

Two things on this morning's news that pissed me the fuck off ( Read more... )

Fidel Castro is a singer, a triangle has no sides, and we're all set to invade Italy, Cuba, China, India, Pakistan, Canada, France, Iran, and Kyrgyzstan. Star Wars was based on a true story. And Buddhist monks are mostly Muslim, as are Israelis.

THIS COUNTRY IS SO FUCKED.

EDIT: If you are about to post a comment along the lines of "Oh man, not ( Read more... )

Found these at ms_daisy_cutter's journal, always a goldmine of hilarity.

You really should click this one

This one, too


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I, for one, welcome our new Mooninite overlordsBOSTON - More than 10 blinking electronic devices planted at bridges and other spots in Boston threw a scare into the city in what turned out to be a publicity campaign for a late-night cable cartoon. The devices depict a character making an obscene gesture ( Read more... )

(I didn't write this--I found it on CraigslistDear Mr. and Mrs. Average Pet Owner ( Read more... )

Give me

a fucking

break!I've made it clear how I feel about people who use racist and homophobic slurs. Not cool at all, you're an asshole if you do that, and I don't want to hang around with you ( Read more... )

Dear Voter ( Read more... )

Clinical studies prove men are smarter than womenIt is research that is guaranteed to delight men - and infuriate the women in their lives. A controversial new study has claimed that men really are more intelligent than women ( Read more... )