Fidel Castro is a singer, a triangle has no sides, and we're all set to invade Italy, Cuba, China, India, Pakistan, Canada, France, Iran, and Kyrgyzstan. Star Wars was based on a true story. And Buddhist monks are mostly Muslim, as are Israelis.
THIS COUNTRY IS SO FUCKED.
EDIT: If you are about to post a comment along the lines of "Oh man, not another post about how stupid Americans are! I'm tired of seeing that!" just STOP. Stop right there. Have you posted anything ANYWHERE recently about the people around you being stupid? Are you, perhaps, renowned for that kind of post? Yes? Then just shut the hell up, you big fat hypocrite.
P.S. I love the stupid-bashing--it's probably why you're on my fucking list in the first place.