The Love Legacy 1.2
After the love of her life Talin moved in, Asia was able to fix her home up a tad bit. Small improvement, yes? Baby steps.
She felt like the luckiest girl in the world
I mean Talin was a great guy.
He was always there for her.
I mean always.
Talin: Hey Ug. My chick is asleep. Wanna get a taste of Talin?
Real smooth Talin
But I guess it worked. Let me just mention that this ugly POS is a college student. Go Talin. I think.
Hey Talin, uh....yoo hoo. Um. Do you, uh...feel a presence of any sort, um around you right now?
Shit.
Asia: How dare you treat me like this!!! But I'm...I'm....PRETTY!!!
Talin: Don't worry baby. You're still pretty when my tongue is down her throat. C'mere, let Talin make it allllll better.
Asia: DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID????????????
Talin: Well. Yes.
Asia: How DARE you steal my boyfriend of one day!!! YOu BEEP BEEP BEEP WITH A NO GOOD BEEP ON A BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugly: He was MY boyfriend before he was YOUR boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asia: THAT'S IT!!!
Um, Asia sweetheart, be careful. This chick looks vicious.
I'll just watch some tv and let the girls handle this.
Ouch.
Talin: Oh I know...I'll write in my diary! Today has been a very eventful day.
Dear Diary,
Today, I was a prick......
Asia: Ohhh my tailbone! My beautiful sexy tailbone!!
Asia: Oh my God...look what I did to her face. Oh wait. It was like that before. My bad.
Ok, Asia, that's just evil. Calm down sweetie.
After Ugly ran home thinking about how many time she was going to kick over Asia's trashcan, Talin came out to see who had won the fight.
Talin: Where did Ug go?
Asia: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU...YOU....REALLY BAD MAN!!!
Talin: Dude! Don't go all psychotic on me now!
Asia: UGH!! DON'T MAKE ME SCRATCH MY NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD TALIN!!!
Talin: Heh Heh. You're a doll. Why don't you come inside? It's cold out here!
Asia: Now, Talin, this is going to hurt a bit.
OOOF
Asia: OHHHH!! WHY ME???
I really have to get her in shape.
So, needless to say, Talin spent the night on the couch that night. I think Asia should have kicked his ass out that night, but she wanted another day's pay out of him. Don't look at me like that, it wasn't my idea. *looks away*
Poor Asia. She was so sad. She was crying and sulking all of the time.
Asia: Talin?...Oh...It's just you.
So I had her invite Trisha over after Talin left for work. Your best friend can always make you feel better!
Cause she was starting to be destructive.....
Asia: Oh Trish, I am so sad. Very very sad. Pretty girls aren't supposed to be sad are they?
Trisha: There there.
Trisha: We could put him in jail!
Asia: You think that would work???
Trisha: Probably not.
Asia: Why does she tease me?
So, a familiar face was caught walking by her house and when she greeted her, Ugly started beating the crap out of poor Asia again. Like SHE did something wrong.
But Asia didn't take it this time! Go Asia!!! *Woot*
Asia: I'm sorry.
Asia: Truce?
Ugly: You pretty terd!
So after this episode, Ugly ran inside Asia's home. Not a good move, Ugly cause Asia bitched her our like crazy.
Enough to make her react like this.
Ugly: She said horrible horrible things to me
Dude: Whoa, you're hideous as shit.
Asia: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! THE VOICES! THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT ME! STOOOOOP!
She'll be alright, no worries.
Random dude: So do either of you pretty ladies want to go on a cruise with moi?
Asia: Are you serious?!?
Trisha: *Shutters*
Random dude: Um. Ok. Well do either of you want to have my baby?
*Crickets*
Right before Asia was going to slap Random Dude, she noticed Talin was home from work. It was time.
Asia: Talin, I want you to leave!
Talin: Ohhhh, so you're a having a "girl" mood today I see. Ok...I'll be home later.
Asia: No, Talin. I want you to leave now and for good!
Talin: You don't know what you're saying.
Asia: You're lucky I don't put you in jail! We were going to! Mm hmm!
Talin: I don't know what I ever saw in you
Asia: I don't know what I still see in you. LEAVE!
And so he left.
Dude: Did you know that Ugly is a college student? Haha. Which means she's like waaaay younger than you.
Silence.
Dude: Oh shit.
Dude: I'm just going to walk away and hope she didn't hear me.
Trisha: So, like, I finally woohoo'd with Trent last night.
Asia: Oh yeah?
Trisha: Yeah. It sucked.
Random pregnant woman: I woohoo all the time. It does suck.
Asia continued to go to work even though her heart was broken. What a good girl.
When she got home the next day, she got a surprising phonecall from Ugly. And there were plus signs! I think she was trying to make up. Getting the crap beat out of her changed her mind I guess.
Asia decided to prank Talin.
"I'm stuck on Brandon, cause Brandon's stuck on me"
This was kind of funny. She literally got stuck on Brandon and when he changed into his bathing suit, she flipped around in a circle It was hilarious. But um, as he was getting out of the hot tub, she kind of died. Yeah. She died. I took the chance and saved the game and went back in and she was there. *Whew* Crisis averted.
So the next night, I sent Asia downtown to look for a new love. She even got the courage to sing some karoke. She sucked, but it was fun.
Asia, hon, you're going to start turning blue any second.
Asia: So then I found him kissing her!! In my own front lawn!!! AND AND SHE WAS UGLY!!!!
Clerk: Um...security?
Asia: Maybe I could lucky with a vampire
Asia: Ok, maybe not.
Asia: Are you serious???
It's ok Asia
Asia showed some of her skills working as DJ. Yee-ah!
She was kind of clumsy though.
The crowd seemed to like her though! Of course they were men.
Asia: Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for boosting my confidence and liking my music.
Dude: Er....music? Oh right. Your music. It was greeeeaaaatt.
Asia: This looks like fun!!!!
Um, Asia? I dont' think that's a good idea.
Asia: WEEEEEEE!!!
Asia, seriously....you should stop.
Asia: Ow.
Yeah.
So no luck meeting anyone downtown, so I sent her home.
Luckily for her, a cutie happened to walk by.
Asia: Hi there. What's your name?
Mitch: I'm Mitch.
Asia: I'm looking for a husband to help build my legacy.
Mitch: I'm looking for a wife to cook me up some grub.
Asia: Hmmm.
Asia: That'll work!!!
She was needing this...
And if anyone knows Mitch, you know he's loaded. KA CHING
Mitch: So do you wanna go downtown or something?
Asia: Mitch...I'm pooping.
So Asia realized she really loved spending time with Mitch. They got along so well and he made her feel pretty again. And we all know Asia needs that.
Asia: Want to come back to my place?
Asia: So Mitch?
Mitch: Yeah?
Asia: I like you.
Mitch: What's not to like?
Aww
So the next morning, while in their undies, Mitch decided to take it to the next step.
He asked her to marry him! *Sorry for the lack of pictures. The Proposal video turned on. If anyone knows how to turn that off, please let me know!*
Everything was looking up for Asia
It was their Wedding Day!! Asia, you could have done this before you got dressed. Oh brother.
Asia: I love you Mitch
Mitch: I love me too
Asia: Who's THAT?
Mitch: A friend
Calm down Asia. She's going to have to work on those insecurity issues.
"There is the bride. All dressed in white"
Dude: I wonder if I could get a college student
Asia: So, how do you like being Mr. Love?
Mitch: Wasn't that my name anyway?
Oh no
Don't worry. No one got hurt. But what's a wedding without a fire right?
Phew
Mitch: My beautiful face!!!!!
He loves her even though she can't cook
Happy couple?
Uh oh. We all know what this means.....