Following their wedding day, Asia and Mitch decided to some imporvements on their home. She's come a long way, that for sure. Here are some pics of their new crib :)
Sorry Mitch
They were pretty happy with it
Mitch is always working out. He already has all of his body skill points and his fitness level is maxed, yet sill he insists on getting in that bike every freakin' day.
Mitch: What?!? No, I didn't friggin go to college, are you nuts??
Yes, Mitch we know
Poor Asia. This whole prenancy thing is really hard on her
Asia: Um, yoo hoo. Mitch darling? A little help here please!
Mitch: *Snores*
Since Mitch's lifetime want is to become Chief of Staff, I decided to get him out of the slacker career. He starts his new job in the morining!
Asia: Gawd this sucks!!! I wonder if I can sell my baby!!
Pop #1
Asia: Wtf?
Asia: That like.....happened out of nowhere!!
Mitch: Tiny belly no more. I'll get used to it.
Mitch: I'm just fooling darling.
Asia: Oh Mitch. You silly tard
Asia is getting used to all the relaxation
Mitch was promoted to Paramedic! Yay for Mitch!
But Poor Asia still can't cook a good meal.
Mitch was so excited about his promotion, he decided to read a book.
Mitch: Where are all the pictures??
Asia: Must. Get. Fit
Mitch: One day, I'll rob a bank and bring home loads of money
Asia: *gags* My food sucks
I sent Mitch out to dig for some treasure cause they're getting low on money
But it didn't go so well
Mitch: Heh Heh. This is a joke right?
Mitch: MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
Mitch: "Shake it to the left...shake it to the right...shake your sexy booty all through night"
Asia: "You are my sunshine....my only sunshine...."
Asia: "You make me happppyyyyy when skies are graaaaaaayyyy"
Mitch: Did you write this for me?
Asia: "You'll never know deeeeeaaar how much I love youuuuuu.....please don't take my sunshine away!"
Mitch: While you're down there
Mitch: Owd a oooga booga wooga. Dis an itty bitty baby in an itty bitty tummy. Owd a booga new new...owd a booga new new.
Oh Mitch
Man she's huge
They had tons of wedding cake leftovers and I believe Asia ate every piece. Not kidding.
Mitch is always looking for balls on the internet
Although Asia is humongous, she can still shake her ass
Asia: I wish Mitch were here to kiss me
Asia, you're pooping
Mitch: Oh yeah. Big Daddy's gonna be rich
He thinks he is so cool
Mitch: "All the ladies wanna kiss Mr. Love...cause I can cook up some really good grub"
Mitch: "Although all the girls think I'm a work of art....there's only one lady who has my beating heart"
Aww...how sweet.
They love preparing for the new baby
Asia: You know, if my belly wasn't so huge, I'd reach over and kiss you
Mitch: You could crawl underneath the table
Mitch, you sly guy
Asia: I feel fat
So, poor Mitch got demoted back down to Emergency Medical Technician due to a poor choice on a chance card ">that I cannot for the life of me remember what it was)
He didn't seem to take it so personally though. I'm sure it'll catch up to him sooner or later
In the meantime, I sent Asia out looking for some treasure. She would have to have better luck than Mitch right?
Think again
Mitch, why are you so sad??
Ahh, I see. Told ya!
Mitch: Baby, I'm sad
Asia: Baby, you're hot
Asia: I know what will cheer you up
Mitch: Oh yeah?
Asia: *cutest giggle ever*
While Mitch was upstairs dreaming of how sexy his wife is....
Asia was going into labor right downstairs....
Asia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1
Asia: OHHH THE PAIN! IT'S HORRENDOUS!!! OWWEEEEEE OWWWEEEEEE
Mitch decided to come downstairs afterall....
But only to fill up his tummy while Asia emptied hers...
They had a baby girl. Awww. They named her Victoria Love. She was a splitting image of her mother.
Mitch: Yay a baby! Yay a baby!
Mitch: Owd a oooga booga noooga. Dis an itty bitty baby out of mummy's itty bitty tummy. Dowsa no no...dowsa a no no
Oh dear
Asia loves her little girl. She's always thinking about her and cuddling her. So sweet
As does her daddy as well
They were so excited about being a mommy and daddy that they decided to celebrate!
Asia was always waking up in the middle of the night to check on Victoria
She took great care of her too.
Asia: What the hell are those green fumes coming from my baby?
AND....she finally cooked a meal without burning it! Yay Asia!
Mitch: Remember when you almost burned the house down at our wedding party? Heh Heh
Asia: Mitch, we don't really have to talk about that now do we?
She still loves him
Mitch: P.U. You need to take a shower babe!
Mitch is so mesmorized by the sky
Asia, sweetie what's wrong?
Ahhh, I see....