You know what they say about guys with flashy cars and seriously amped up SUVs?
Well, they ain't got nothin' on Michael Bay. Just sayin'.
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For shits and giggles,
Michael Bay Does Gatsby. Pretty much, yeah. Sounds about right.
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Also, X-Force is seriously screwing with me. Boom-boom is dead, okay, so give up on her and save Hellion, Laura!