It seems there are.. others of a creative bent in this place. And it seems it will be.. quite some time.. until I can get around to destroying it, so I am offering.. a poetry reading!

Any poets who would like to display their works, please, feel free!

... And if nobody does, I'll read mine. *sadistic grin*

DEAR DESPERATEFANS,

ANYONE WANT TO SEE MY SPACESHIP?

HUGS, KISSES, SNOGS AND GROPES,
ZAPHOD

Typist: Alona is responsible for this horror, for this atrocity. He won't always abuse capslock. I promise. And if his original typist shows up and wants him back, he will be returned.

Attention, residents of desperatefans. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. Your community has been slated for destruction, in order to build a cyberspace bypass. Unfortunate... for you, at least.. I know, but.. you're standing in the way of progress ( Read more... )