*intercom goes on with a squeeeeeeeeeal*
Attention, residents of desperatefans. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. Your community has been slated for destruction, in order to build a cyberspace bypass. Unfortunate... for you, at least.. I know, but.. you're standing in the way of progress.
And don't say you knew nothing about this, either. The plans have been in the LJ Crackcomm Office for a good six months. (Yes, yes, the community's only been around for five... Do you think we care about that? Your own fault, I say, for choosing a spot right in the middle of the planned expressway!)
Edit: Er.. it seems as if.. further paperwork needs be completed. Carry on! Carry on! But... this is far from finished!
[Typist: Yes. Hitchhiker's Guide. Vogon. Ahem. Quite. Don't worry, I won't actually let him destroy the comm. ;)]
And don't say you knew nothing about this, either. The plans have been in the LJ Crackcomm Office for a good six months. (Yes, yes, the community's only been around for five... Do you think we care about that? Your own fault, I say, for choosing a spot right in the middle of the planned expressway!)
Edit: Er.. it seems as if.. further paperwork needs be completed. Carry on! Carry on! But... this is far from finished!
[Typist: Yes. Hitchhiker's Guide. Vogon. Ahem. Quite. Don't worry, I won't actually let him destroy the comm. ;)]