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[sweet_madman]

The wind brings honeybees, it seems. Buzz, buzz. *grinning widely*

Excuse me, could I have the attention of all persons of adequate age who are not getting laid on a regular basis? HEY. YOU. ARE YOU HORNY?

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[wiseredhead]

*frowns, no idea why she is where she is, and arches an eyebrow*
What are these devices?

[token_blond]

... I- *...goes a little red, despite himself* I do not quite know, but I could make a good guess, and it is nothing at all polite.

[wiseredhead]

*nods, takes a closer look at the basket* Yes. *coughs* Yes. But this cannot possibly...? *picks up this and frowns, regarding it curiously*

[token_blond]

... *puts his hand partially over his face* Had that man had not been raving about sex, I would have safely called it a decoration.

[wiseredhead]

But why would anyone... *shakes head, completely at a loss* A strawberry.

[token_blond]

...they have always said that humans are very creative creatures. *if one can hide behind their own hand, will be attempting to do so now* ...not always in the best of ways, obviously.

[wiseredhead]

They should put their energy into finding a spouse, instead of creating these things... *shaking head, shaking head, shaking head* Sad. But why a strawberry?

[token_blond]

I suppose they find it- *eyes it, a bit distastefully* ...erotic? ...somehow.

[wiseredhead]

*wrinkles her nose* But it is a plastic strawberry.

*taps Mercutio's shoulder* Excuse me?

[sweet_madman]

Listen, there's no reason you can't use it WITH a spouse. And honestly, the reason to create it is because it's fun. What better reason to create anything, than pleasure?

[wiseredhead]

*chews lip, thoughfully* I understand. But why derive pleasure from a plastic strawberry when there are real ones to be had?

*obviously doesn't quite the get the concept of vibrators, or else is just playing dumb, which the sweet smile she is giving him now might suggest*

Typist: *facepalms!*

[sweet_madman]

Real strawberries, lady? That'd get rather messy, don't you think? *flips a obscenly large vibrator on and pokes her with it* Buzz, buzz.

[token_blond]

*... calmy reaches over and clamps a hand over Mercutio's wrist* *perfectly polite* Please refrain from doing that, if you would be so kind. *makes no comments about the strawberries*

[wiseredhead]

*completely ignores the real strawberry remark and instead snatches the vibrator from him, staring at the buzzing thing in wonder*

It vibrates. *arches eyebrow at it* I suppose you mortals find that erotic as well?

[sweet_madman]

That's the whole point, lady. Real strawberries don't buzz. *smirks* Try it out. It's fun.

[tolkien_blond]

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