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Jun 28, 2006 12:51

The wind brings honeybees, it seems. Buzz, buzz. *grinning widely*

Excuse me, could I have the attention of all persons of adequate age who are not getting laid on a regular basis? HEY. YOU. ARE YOU HORNY?

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minaharker10_2 June 28 2006, 19:43:33 UTC

*very disturbed, if not offended* Excuse me? You should not be proclaiming such things in front of a group of people who have not asked to hear such things! Perhaps some of these people are young and innocent! And what about those who are happily married but are not fortunate enough to have their spouse with them here? You could be tempting them to commit adultry!

sweet_madman June 28 2006, 19:45:10 UTC

*gives her a look* Lady. There was a CUT. Deal with it. *hands her a straight forward multi-speed vibe* With that you won't be committing adultery. Use it with your spouse, when he shows up. You look like you could use a good orgasm.

minaharker10_2 June 28 2006, 19:51:22 UTC

*drops it on the ground* You should stop making insulting assumptions about others, Sir.

[Typist: You would never know that she's from the book that people have described as "teeming with analogies of sex". She's just repressed.]

sweet_madman June 28 2006, 19:54:33 UTC

You should stop making repressive assumptions about yourself, sweet sheep. *picks up the vibe and flicks it on* Buzz-buzz.

intryingtimes June 28 2006, 19:59:45 UTC

*clears his throat* Forgive me, sir, but allow me to cordially request that you do not treat Mrs. Harker in such a manner.

sweet_madman June 28 2006, 23:35:15 UTC

And in return for your cordiality, sweet fruitcup, let me cordidally offer you buttsex. *hands him a large black vibrator that looks a bit like a science fiction weapon*

intryingtimes June 28 2006, 23:38:22 UTC

*--sputters* No, thank you. You should most certainly not be speaking of such things in public, but moreover, I am most certainly not interested.

sweet_madman June 29 2006, 00:03:21 UTC

It's good for the constitution.

intryingtimes June 29 2006, 00:08:58 UTC

*primly-- he is British, after all* I don't care.

minaharker10_2 June 28 2006, 20:03:45 UTC

I am not repressed!

sweet_madman June 28 2006, 23:33:39 UTC

Nay? Then thou'rt op-pressed.

minaharker10_2 June 29 2006, 13:13:49 UTC

No, no, I am not! I am perfectly content and happy, and you are very rude!

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