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Who would have thunk it.

Jan 27, 2006 18:24

*Of all the people on the planet to ever start something like this, he has got to be the least likely. However, apparently he does have a sense of humor ( Read more... )

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mad_leprechaun January 28 2006, 03:43:32 UTC

*goes straight for the wine, of course, and is now proper leprechaun size*

Oh, hell no!

dracoslytherin January 28 2006, 19:18:36 UTC

*is being too honest due to the Veritaserum, unfortunately*

*smirks* Not such a big man now, eh?

mad_leprechaun January 28 2006, 21:23:07 UTC

*bares his teeth in a... smile*

That's a good one. Heh, funny guy. I've always thought you were a funny guy.

*sucker punches Draco*

dracoslytherin January 28 2006, 21:40:14 UTC

... Hey! *scowls* Just because you're tiny now doesn't mean you have to go around hitting people.

mad_leprechaun January 28 2006, 22:07:29 UTC

*fumes* Well, how would you like to fulfill a stereotype that... that panders to the lowest common denominator through cereal box propaganda! Oh hell, I'll show you tiny!

*roars like a miniature Celtic warlord and charges Draco, but misjudges his new size and slips instead*

dracoslytherin January 28 2006, 22:12:53 UTC

*looks a little scared until Sweeney slips, then bursts out laughing* Oh, you're the funniest thing I've seen in ages! *snickers and wouldn't be half so rude to him now if not for the potion*

mad_leprechaun January 28 2006, 22:56:40 UTC

*most of the fight went out of him when he hit the floor*

Glad to see you hold me in such high esteem.

*continues muttering mutinously*

dracoslytherin January 29 2006, 04:04:34 UTC

*honestly* Well, actually, you're much better than most from what I've seen. Much more interesting anyway.

mad_leprechaun January 29 2006, 04:42:24 UTC

*confused by Draco's candor*

Interesting, huh? You're pretty cool too, kid. When you're not freaking me out. You drunk or something?

*pulls himself up and quickly checks his pockets to make sure the magic bottle wasn't damaged by the fall*

dracoslytherin January 29 2006, 05:05:51 UTC

*the bottle should be sturdy enough to withstand most heavy blows*

*frowns* No. I do not drink.

mad_leprechaun January 29 2006, 05:32:08 UTC

So I'm short and you're sober. Fantastic. Well, for a teetotaler you give great gifts. Cheers. *takes a drink* I'd offer you some, but you'd just turn me down, wouldn't you? And that'd hurt my feelings. *takes another drink*

dracoslytherin January 29 2006, 08:10:45 UTC

Unless you filled that bottle with hot chocolate, yes, I would turn it down.

*smirks slightly*

I trust you are enjoying that gift?

mad_leprechaun January 29 2006, 18:10:33 UTC

If this bottle were a woman I'd marry her, or at least rent a hotel room. You've invented a thing of beauty, my friend. *considers* But hot chocolate's not bad either.

*should probably stop drinking as he is now at half his body weight, but of course that doesn't occur to him*

just_shadows January 29 2006, 20:14:58 UTC

*This would be an amused Shadow*

Need some help there, Sweeney?

mad_leprechaun January 29 2006, 22:18:52 UTC

What I need is about three and a half feet, thanks for askin'. *eyes Shadow* You look like you got some inches to spare there, bruiser. Cuchulain's balls, have you always been so tall and loom-y?

just_shadows January 29 2006, 22:52:56 UTC

*grins* Normally, I'm not much bigger than you. So I guess I have been tall, you've just never noticed.

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