Who would have thunk it.
*Of all the people on the planet to ever start something like this, he has got to be the least likely. However, apparently he does have a sense of humor*
*enters the mansion when nobody is present and carefully sets a tray with an assortment of glasses, each batch carefully labeled: Apple juice, lemonade, wine, milk, and water. Each are charmed to stay appropriately chilled.*
*smiles faintly, nods, and departs*
[Typist: Yes. For some reason, SEVVIE, of all people, wanted to start a crackplot. They have, of course, been laced with potions. ;) Apple juice will cause the person who drank it to keep turning different colors. Lemonade will change the person's voice to one of the opposite gender. A drink of wine will immediately shrink the drinker to half their height, the milk has not been tampered with, and the water is laced with Veritaserum. Go figure.]
*enters the mansion when nobody is present and carefully sets a tray with an assortment of glasses, each batch carefully labeled: Apple juice, lemonade, wine, milk, and water. Each are charmed to stay appropriately chilled.*
*smiles faintly, nods, and departs*
[Typist: Yes. For some reason, SEVVIE, of all people, wanted to start a crackplot. They have, of course, been laced with potions. ;) Apple juice will cause the person who drank it to keep turning different colors. Lemonade will change the person's voice to one of the opposite gender. A drink of wine will immediately shrink the drinker to half their height, the milk has not been tampered with, and the water is laced with Veritaserum. Go figure.]